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mcpmcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
no mate....... really ubblol

Gay and Gayer?

whats that meg - the scottish version of dumb and dumber?

ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpmcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
that's like you and dave in dresses.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinNeon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: mcp


that's like you and dave in dresses.



 Written by: Strugz


Gay and Gayer?



I feel a routine coming on in a year to two... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpmcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink




ubblol

yeah, you do realise we 'act' those parts right. Whereas you are just gay. biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: MisStix


I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?



ubblol ubblol ubblol

....oh please do, and take a camera!! wink

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Clare__Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol ubblol

and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink

ubblol




ubblol ubblol

Brilliant...

biggrin

Getting to the other side smile


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Twas the morning after...and all was quiet. The only sound was that of a Strugz sniffling into his macdonalds brekkie, John the boss towering over him with a puzzled, yet slightly amused look on his face. "But, they made me do it...I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen...", Strugz cried...remnants of scarlet lipstick smudged across his face as he rubbed the running snot from his nose, then onto Stix purple lace tutu that clung to his manly waist!!

Are you a robot...or an alien?


mechmechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
his wimped out last night,

he didnt show, loser wink

Step (el-nombrie)


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Awwww...the dress thing must have scared him!! ubbtickled
Altho, to be fair...he does have Man flu!! ubbloco hug

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
man flu.. pah!

wimp.. ubblol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
MisStix...are you Nikki? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
hello Jen smile yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day.. biggrin

how the devil are you me good lady?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
is strugz STILL single *sigh* he's not trying hard enough ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mechmechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no he has found a woman, they seem to be very hot on each other.

shes a very nice women, she has gfove daughters, but they are all as nice as each other, and very godo girls

her name is Pammy h'and, and like i said she s very nice wink

Step (el-nombrie)


jo_rhymesjo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pamela Handerson?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mechmechBRONZE Member
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6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yep you know her to jo?

Step (el-nombrie)


_Clare__Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

harsh...

but amusing

smile

Getting to the other side smile


jo_rhymesjo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah i know Pamela Handerson biggrin Strugz's girlfriend? yeah?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mechmechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i know her to smile

very well infact, shes a bloomin amazing woman wink

Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
sounds like a bit of a slapper to me tho..
seems to get around a bit.. :o\

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


mechmechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
she is, to be honest, she also swings both ways

(again remeber kids, this si a family forum)

Step (el-nombrie)


Neon_ShaolinNeon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Ahhh, I know this Lady (yes! Lady!) well, but she and her clan are called 'Madame Palm and her 5 Nimble Daughters'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mechmechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no no no dave, i knwo her two they are two different groups....

Step (el-nombrie)


Neon_ShaolinNeon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Hmmm, they should confir and agree on different names. Like 'Wild Parmela' or 'Love Tree Coconut Shakers'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
*backs away from this thread*

my mind feels violated with all the inuendo..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol
Pamela Handerson? You lot crack me up...
Think Strugz must be off work ill...has anyone seen him on here today? Hmmm...must be a really bad case of man flu!! Bless him frown

 Written by: NikiStix


hello Jen smile yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day.. biggrin

how the devil are you me good lady?



Ahhhh...thought that was you!!! biggrin
I'm getting there my dear, bin a bit up and down of late but all will work itself out in the end!!
I remember meeting you at southampton common, one of the first ever spins me thinks? I think we spoke in the pub...ahhhh...joyful memories!
Hows you me flower? biggrin

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
ups and downs - like you say.. but I guess that is just life innit? Keep saying to my self that it's going to be a great summer!

yeah.. that was a good day wan't it? you coming to the one in May? shoudl be a giggle.. specially if I'm not driving.. means I can get drunkie pops and fall over! ubbrollsmile

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Yeah me too, staying positive recently has been a tad tough...but yeah, it gonna be a GREAT SUMMER!! biggrin
I didn't know there was one...Oooooo....exciting!! Is that at the common too? My mate and I will be coming to that then...and if you're gonna drink, then I may just have to do the same. ubbtickled

Are you a robot...or an alien?


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