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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ubblol



good one dude - although im pretty sure that if dave ever got hold of a flame oz member - the bulb wouldnt need changing therd be enough heat and light generated through friction alone...... ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:I might be as macho as a fruit pastel, but in you lot, I'd definately be the macho one. I mean look at you! I could beat up each of your with a hand tied behind my back! (Not that it would be well tied there, since the person tying it there would most likely be stoned and incompetent, they are a member of toast after all.)

how does a 'member' change a lightbulb anyway? That 's a youtube video, right there.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ubblol

the challenge has been set.......

me and meg have a fight - loser changes a lightbuld with their member whilst dave films for Youtube ubblol

bing it on ya wee scottish puff wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:ubblol

I'd like to bite me off a slice of meg.

ubbangel


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted: Written by: bluecat


ubblol

how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?

er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...



umm

Your point being....?

Nah, Knox is cute but a bit too pretty for my liking...


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol


Awesome lads...

Go toast indeed. I'm so jealous. No. Really.

smile

(so then, anyone need some work?)


xxx


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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:dave! Shave you head again! Right down to the bone! Do ittttttttttttttttt.

Er... I'm going home now.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Why? I wanna grow my hair again one last time while I still have a hairline! THEN I'll have a Bic-job! biggrin Either that or one of those 'Front Half Bald/Back Half Ponytail' do's you see in Chinese Historical films! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_

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Posted: Written by: strugz


wanabe slice......

youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl" wink

so weve got

fat slice
burnt slice
stoned slice
baby slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own wink )

so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice" wink

ubblol



*runs away and cries* frown frown


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Posted: Written by: MCP @ BJC


Damn, I wanna be in Toast - it's the best




You know it's true tongue

Q: How many members of Jam does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Trick question - Girls can't change lightbulbs tongue

Come back Niki, everyone needs ginger toast wink


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bluecat


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Posted:watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.


spank

innuendo? what innuendo?


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:That's the spirit Rob... biggrin

For some reason when you said 'Jam' I thought of Vodka and Orange, in which case I would voted for a pairing of Durbs and Meg... smile


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Durbs
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Durbs

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Posted:Vodka and Orange on Toast just leads to a soggy, sticky bad-smelling mess...

*Insert obvious punchline here*


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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:does anyone else find the word "ironmongery" funny?

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:No but 'Fishmongery' has been known to raise a titter...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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pineapple pete
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pineapple pete

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Posted:all this would be so much quicker if we put dave in a dress smile

*my two cents*

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

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Sparklygreenfire


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Posted:Hmmm...men in dresses? Trying to get a picture of this, but as I don't know dave...tis very hard!! ubblol
What colour would it be?


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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

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Posted: Written by: bluecat


watch it, you. or there'll be serious jam on toast action.


spank

innuendo? what innuendo?



no, out of interest, woudl that be laura on lex action, i really hope so

else its rob on durbs, and to be honest, now what i would like to see, strugz on teh other hand, im sure, would rather enjoy rob on durbs action...

wink


Step (el-nombrie)

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:All I read was 'Rob on Durbs with Strugz on the other hand' tongue

Pete & Sparkley - my dress would be scarlett but since I don't have a shapely enough arse it's not gonna happen!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:Seeing as Lex is soo fat she can take on 2 lots of jam, fluff and laura..........

now there an image........ wink

as for Dave is a dress, whatever the colour, hel never match the feminine charm that Garthy has - ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

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Posted:True smile

But strugnell... i still think you'd suit a lil skirt and blouse two piece smile

Have a good day
x


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:There's the shapely arse thing I was talking about!

Though my friends were rather disturbed when I tried on a friend's chinese dress... I think their exact words were 'no Dave! That's just WRONG!' Which is warning enough. But thinking about it I think they had 'issues' smile


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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:ubblol

taking something from both the above posts....... me in a lil skirt eek

I think Clare is like one of you friends Dave, she has issues...... wink

ubbloco


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pineapple pete
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pineapple pete

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


'no Dave! That's just WRONG!'



funny that, rouge had an almost identical reaction when i tried on our friend hana's dress ubblol

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Yeah, what makes one guy-in-a-dress funny and another guy-in-a-dress WRONG? Considering civillisation was started by men in robes and dresses I don't understand it!

To me, Strugz in a dress - ubblol ubblol ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:ok, im going to admit this:

i have a photo at my mums house of me in a dress makeup and earings from when my sister decided to "make me look better" i was about 11 years old.......

for your asumesment i will post it here soon smile


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mcp
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mcp

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Posted:strugz in a dress would be alright. But if he smiled, I'd be running away fast.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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pineapple pete
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pineapple pete

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Posted:hehehe, what if he winked?

ubblol hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!



I have a similar photo. But I was 3. Which should've been more than enough warning...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Sparklygreenfire


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Posted: Written by: _Clare_


True smile

But strugnell... i still think you'd suit a lil skirt and blouse two piece smile





ubblol ubblol ubblol

Oh the images... ubblol

Post the pic soon!! Were you the only one or did Kay subject the other two to the same torture? biggrin


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