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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

dude thats th wonders of txt - you never miss it........

biggrin

this thread can still come back and haunt me for years to come ubblol

ubblove


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Notes down YET ANOTHER occurance of the number 37* confused

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:its a alien thing neon.... Dw strugz in yrs come by and i see u at some meet i will print this out and show it to u

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Strange indeed.


And it probably will haunt you Mr Strugnell... god knows what things you'll have to do to regain some dignity and respect... smile


(Dave... I'm thinking about ways... devil biggrin )

Btw, I am now typing from the offices of a well-known Northern Irish newspaper... where I'm working on my first day back sub-editing. Hurrah for a regular income to pay the rent...

smile


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:ohh slip hop into the headline some how lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:Yes this will something to show my wife...er.. I mean You winkClare...

'This is where I came back from the darkside' ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted: Written by: _Clare_


Btw, I am now typing from the offices of a well-known Northern Irish newspaper... where I'm working on my first day back sub-editing. Hurrah for a regular income to pay the rent..
smile



That would be nice. Ive spent most of today running around trying to sort out bank statments and bitching at them for charging me for not having any money.
Anyone want to hire an editor or web designer? my rates are very cheap.

I think im actually gonna have to get a real job again frown


"Don't do it naked!"

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:eek

biggrin biggrin biggrin

I haven't even turned you properly yet, and already you're thinking about cheating?!

Well done... you're getting this 'straight' thing pretty well.



Hmmm... let's see...
'Hop into the Titanic?'


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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Yes this will something to show my wife...er.. I mean You winkClare...




That was quick, thought you would never be turned dave wink


"Don't do it naked!"

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Sandy.. do you have any text editing experience?



What systems?



And do you want to move to Belfast?

x


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

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Posted:Sorry to dash your hopes Sandy... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted: Written by: _Clare_


Sandy.. do you have any text editing experience?

What systems?

And do you want to move to Belfast?
x



let me see, im dyslexic so probably not although i wouldnt mind living in belfast for a while


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:You're very welcome any time mister...

I have spare rooms, and you could contact the BBC or UTV about video editing...


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:join the club on dyslexic i have it to and people said i would never have good balence lol or hand eye co-ordination

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: strugz



out of 56 posts the four of you have managed to turn this thread into a review for poor sex films and figured that rather than secretly turning people into assissins to kill me we should convince them to shag me instead rolleyes



I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink







I agree. This is a mess! Claire and Neon are going to have to do their freakish hypothetical asexual bisexual flirting somewhere else.



The next female that posts on this thread is hooking up with Strugs! Clicking the button is consent.



Put out or shut up.



eek

EDITED_BY: NYC (1170875293)


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:footinmouth

(NYC, you spoil sport... ahem... and it's 'consent' smile )


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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted:cheers clare i might take you up on that one day. The rate things are going in Brizzle at the mo its gotta be worth trying elsewhere sometime.

ooh you cant reply now, unless you want to put out for strugz
and im sure you would never want to do that would you? wink rolleyes


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:nice one NYC biggrin

Clare - where do you want me wink

ubblol


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Sandy... no problem... and if you need a hand with names and numbers, let me know.

Strugz.... meh.

Maybe out of sympathy?


tongue


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:ouch thats gotta hurt

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:not with enough lube

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:not really dude wink

ubbrollsmile

i like abuse and she knows it ubblol


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:must be a gay thing lmao sorry

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:eek

Hmmm... I feel I am slightly out of my depth with the abuse though...

I can admit it when I'm beaten.

So to speak.

smile

ubbangel


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:dam - it does sound gay with durbs post in there dont it.......

ubblol

and clare is a man in real life so rolleyes

im never going to convince people im not gay at this rate, no wonder this thread is going on fo fricken pages!!!!

ubbloco


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Yeah, but you like the attention, so it's all good smile

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted:no thats cos its populated with slackers who aparently have nothing better to do than chat censored.

"Don't do it naked!"

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubbloco

but its the wrong attention rolleyes

get yer arse on msn.........

or answer your txt..... ill tell NYC that your not playing fair wink

ubblol


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Hurrah for the text smile

But I can't MSN, am in work and pretending to be professional.

Be home tonight, around 11.

tongue

(Alternatively, you could check your email)


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:lol no one has my msn so ur getting people to leave me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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