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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:shrug

Same reason it was started... we don't have anything better to do than talk crap to our friends....

Actually... hold on... why would you want to do anything else?

grouphug

xx


Getting to the other side smile

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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Hey strugz, dave 'trusts' us, to 'mold' him... Do you know what this means?

cos I don't but I think it's going to involve a hella ton of innuendo and practical jokes! biggrin


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:If it involves silly putty and jelly molds I'm ALL for it biggrin Bring it on! biggrin

Clare - Talking crap, like spinning, is an artform... It must be practiced lots before you can call yourself an uber-gobsh*te like yours truly... smile


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me! ubblol





Awwww...he's had more than nice things to say about you!! smile

(Sorry Strugz... wink biggrin)


Are you a robot...or an alien?

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:meg, dave wants you to slap him while strugz molds him to his will(y) ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
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Total posts: 6120
Posted:Sparklygreenfire - the poor naive boy... devil

Jo - Sick, Wrong, just WROOOOOONG!!! That's why I love you! hug


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....

you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet smile

in only a year.....

you have good insperation i guess eh wink

lucky bugger ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Whoa! Has it REALLY been a year?! eek Time really flies!

Yeah I have recently looked at some old videos of my 'attempts' at doubles and CRINGE! redface

The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... wink (i.e. Cheating! biggrin )

Now back to the slapping and molding of willies... devil


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... wink (i.e. Cheating! biggrin )





hehehehe you learn well young grasshopper wink

we are all "grass-hoppers" round here tho eh ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:No, we're all "grass smokers who use HoP" wink

Damn I'm good tongue


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Pft! Toma(y)to / Tomatos. All the same... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted: Written by: strugz



i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....



you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet smile









...oh yeah, and there was that too!! biggrin wink


Are you a robot...or an alien?

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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:at this point, can we make a how many burnt toast members does it take to change a light bulb? joke thread?

Like: How many Burnt Toast members does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but they drop the light bulb and break it, twice, burn themselves, and halfway through forget how to do it. wink

something like that?


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:How many burnt toast members does it take to change a lightbulb:

two. one to actually change the lightbulb, and strugz to stand around in his pixie hat with a joint, watching, unhelpfully!

:P


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:how many vodka and oranges does it take to change a lightbulb.....



well for a start it only needchanging coz they blew the dam thing up, as for replacing it well, itll take both of them, then theyd need the instuctions in script form the whole time and theyd still screw it up wink



tongue



but it would be fun watching biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Lol!!

Good point actually...where is MY pixie hat Strugz? wink


Are you a robot...or an alien?

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Total posts: 6120
Posted:How many Burnt Toast members does it take to change a light bulb?



A minimum of two:-



Scenario One - With Duballstar you don't need a ladder. Strugz in the background skinning up...



Scenario Two - Durbs can get the ladder himself. Strugz in the background skinning up...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:strugz: that's [censored].

It'd be more like:

How many of vodka and orange does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them, one to blow up the lightbulb, one to abuse burnt toast and all other lightbulb changers.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Total posts: 6120
Posted:ARGH! Jo you beat me to it!

Then again you can't beat universal truth... biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......

youl be my bitch - go change my bulb tongue


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
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Total posts: 4525
Posted:wink arrr

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: strugz



you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......







ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



cool! Does that mean you make more fireworks explode more often? We only had a 50% success rate...


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Is there a point pehind the 'burnt toast/light bulb changing' thing? or just people randomly having a stab at strugz?

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: strugz


youl be my bitch - go change my bulb tongue



Fallen off already!? tongue

Guess that answers the question of whether or not Toast members are capable! biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: mcp



 Written by: strugz



you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......







ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



cool! Does that mean you make more fireworks explode more often? We only had a 50% success rate...



ubblol ubblol ubblol



of couse, we would have at least blown both ends and set fire to the stage backing, whilst shout, what c**t built this!! and can i have some more K ubblol



trippy man - *stumbles off stage*



see why i say stage hands now dont you, differant leauge mate, differant leauge - but you have potential, wed like you to come down for an interview one day wink



Steaks - it mcp m8 - talking to me - of course its andom stabbing smile i mean its not like you can crash a lightbulb eh wink

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mcp
mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.
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Total posts: 5276
Posted:and if you could, strugz would be the one doing it, all the while never noticing the pub roof ripping shreds out of the side...

Hmmm, maybe I just took a burnt toast injoke and made it public? Oh well! It's stuff like that that'll make me a slice!

ubblol ubblol


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:wanabe slice......

youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl" wink

so weve got

fat slice
burnt slice
stoned slice
baby slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own wink )

so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice" wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:If I wanted to be a slice I'd be:

scottish slice.
or
macho slice.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Total posts: 3964
Posted:macho slice.....

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

your about as macho as a fairy at barbies tea party tongue

and scottish slice is just not original enough..... see i knew you were not ready yet wink

more abusive training required (damn i never thought id be saying that to you!) ubblol


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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:ubblol

how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?

er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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