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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Nope - much to the disgust of the 4 blokes that visited mine the weekend........ i am not gay ubbloco

ubblol

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
If you wanna forward those four blokes to my place feel free!



ubbangel / devil (Delete as Applicable)

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
that be Durbs / Sandy / 2bags and Clare

take your pick - there all gay biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hold on...

I'm a guy?!

Seriously?!

Ohhh...

Does this mean I can pee standing up now?!

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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Posted:
If Clare is a guy can Jon and I marry her *cough* I mean him please? smile

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Can I have a Free 30-day Trial for each of them? smile

offtopic

I still think Meg is your lobster...

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Awesome...

Can we make this the 'Clare needs a girlfriend' thread?

(Just want to see what it's like before Jon and I marry you Skully smile )

Neon... hope you don't mind... I'm a bloke now, after all.

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
why am i a lobster?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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Posted:
Ooooooooooo I better go out and find a wedding dress for Jon and a Tux for me! Yippeeeeee We're getting married to the gorgeous babe *cough* erm... dude Clare!!!!



Well thats made my day.... I think I'll go and take a nap. I can't stand all the excitement kiss

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Gay 'F.R.I.E.N.D.S' reference from Phoebe about how some lobsters mate for life and have actually been seen holding claws in their tank... ubblove

Should I have made references to Romeo & Juliet / Tristan & Isolde / Mork & Mindy? (in case you're wondering, you're Mork)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
ahhhhh,

well if Strugz was as fit as Mindy, I'd go out with her...him... herim.

errrrr.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I'm working on it...


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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol

Can't wait til you've worked your magic, Dave!!!

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
your going to need more than that puney pair of scissors and chainsaw..........

ubbloco

and some handcuffs to stop my hands......... - punching you obviously.......

wink

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Oh yeah, forgot...


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NYCNYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Skulduggery


If Clare is a guy can Jon and I marry her *cough* I mean him please? smile



Because as we all know, the only way a heterosexual couple can marry a third person is if the third person is male.

confused

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Exactly.

confused

ubblol

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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Posted:
Pffft Silly NYC, it's obvious. Last time I checked Clare and I weren't lesbians..... Jon on the other hand might be a lesbian.... he does after all fancy women.

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
And he does Poi... tongue

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Posted:
 Written by: NYC



When do we get to start a thread to get Meg some?

ubbangel



nahh, she wont go for it, shes just pretending to be gay beacse shes phalus-a-phobic.... tongue

so maybe if you cut it off strugs...?

T wave

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Waaay ahead of ya! biggrin

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Yeep

eek

But then he won't be any use in my cage... frown

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Ahem

redface

That didn't come out quite right...

I mean... he wouldn't look quite right in the gold lame...

rolleyes

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
there aint no chopping going on here............ Dave is a wussy and a small one at that...... you need a bunch of mini daves to pull it off, so far ive just seen one wink

If there is lots of daves can i just get in the cage for safety? and use my hoards of women as protection?

ubbangel

biggrin

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz



If there is lots of daves can i just get in the cage for safety?





I only need the one... devil



Unless you want the paralysing drug (no, not the green variety) that keeps you FULLY AWAKE when I get to work, you'd better come quietly... Doesn't matter where you run, I will always find you in the end... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


HavokistBRONZE Member

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Posted:
aaaww... i wanted you to unleash the army of mini daves... tongue

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Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

The army of mini daves... is that a bit like Dawn of the Dead?

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HavokistBRONZE Member

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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, but Dawn of the Dave ubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Just how mini are we talking about? Mini-Me Mini or Microscopic Mini? Both have their advantages...

Then again, a Legion of Daves... Imagine the possibities...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


HavokistBRONZE Member

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Posted:
i honestly don't know, they're your army, i just know you've got them hidden somewhere, ready to jump into action on command tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


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