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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Hey! I'm not sleeping with strugz! It's un-reciprocated love. He can go and pine away somewhere else... He should try and get over it, probably for him, with claire and a tongue piercing, while neon dave is filming for the divorce courts.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Well I'd imagine you wouldn't get any sleep anyway...

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
I'd be learning dual Whips, you're right. Gotta keep the horny strugz away somehow.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I find saying you've run out of green helps...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
Meg do you have any photos of you in pvc hotpants using whips? ubbangel

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
No, strugz stole them all. frown

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
the photo's or the hotpants and Whips ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
definatley the hot pants ubblol

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Crotches optional....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
sexy!!

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Meg, you better be careful with them Whips... after all, Strugz might be unwhippable, like Superboy is unspankable on these covers of "Superboy, the Secret of Smallville High":

https://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1

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MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I refute the forced monkey love mad

I never even met Tarzan.... ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


Meg do you have any photos of you in pvc hotpants using whips? ubbangel




Hmmm, yes, that would be nice


ubblove



ubbangel



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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
umm

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
let's get some girly action going on biggrin

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
I can't. Molly dog is watching me.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
she's not, she's at home asleep. no one's watching, no one will ever know! wink

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
I can't do it when molly dog is watching! I know she is! ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hurrah...

Just like this:

(a lovely picture, for Meg and strugz ubblol )


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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
oh dear. I just googled "kinky whip" on images. Safesearch was off. eek

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
That'd be a great look for Strugz...

Jo? Want me to babysit Mollydog for you...? wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Nah.... dont you think this is more Strugz?


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(have to stop this rudeness eek biggrin)

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Well I wouldn't say no....


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but I think it could all turn a bit weird:


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"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I love the idea that you googled 'S&M Squirrels'... ubblol

Wonder if that squirrel would keep Strugz's nuts in his/her cheeks....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
well if that's all it takes to get you hot, I can google other things too... ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
if you can find a kinky dolphin I'll bring you chocolate to Juggling tonight.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
No thanks I'm very good at google searches to look for what I REALLY want...


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ubblove

Thanks for the offer though...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


cknamSILVER Member
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Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom


Posted:
This thread is becoming *really* risky to read at work now. I'm glad I've just moved into our new office with no one else around.

Dave, you still with the LEP? How about you put an advert for our poor, loney Strugz in the classified ads?

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I really don't want to inflict the majority of Lancashire lasses on his ass...

Although little Jo (the girl who got me into poi) is single now... rolleyes
(bear in mind this girl had me questioning my sexuality for a while!)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


No thanks I'm very good at google searches to look for what I REALLY want...




specialised fondue kitchenware? You're so straight.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


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