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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:what about:

Oi Oi wink

any other advice?

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'm sold! ubblove

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

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Posted:rolleyes

i thought it was me who was deperate wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Meh. reply to your email biatch

tongue


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:I'm not desperate, I just see beauty in everyone...

rolleyes

ubblol ubbloco ubblol ubbloco ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

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Posted: Written by: _Clare_


Meh. reply to your email biatch

tongue



already have bitch tongue

get outta my thread, NYC, NYC shes teasing me again!! wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:?

No you haven't.

Hmmm.

teasing you? You wish tongue

smile


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:Can there be flaming nipple tassles involved in the teasing? devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Dave... I don't think you are quite ready for that yet, do you?

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:dave, you're letting the side down, wanting to see strugz in flaming nipple tassles. You've gotta remember that your straight now!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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cknam
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

newbie
Location: Woking, Surrey

Total posts: 19
Posted:At least he didn't ask for flaming cockrings.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Wow... the images smile

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

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Posted:burns only slightly more than thrush I'd imagine...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:thrush doesn't burn that bad, it's more of a persistant itch...

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:*hands out pots of natural yoghurt*

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:*Decides not to eat said Yoghurt*

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:not even with honey?

although this lot will probably end up rubbing it all over Strugz! lol


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Mr David certainly will.

Cue then exstensive period of him licking it off. Slowly.

With his freakishly long tongue... umm


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


burns only slightly more than thrush I'd imagine...



Guys don't get the symptoms of thrush do they? I thought they were just carriers?

Thou you have to be making cooties with the ladiiiessss to get it.

...

Dave is straight! I knew it.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:I think some of them do... burning sensation while peeing, or so i'm told.

smile


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:[Quote]Guys don't get the symptoms of thrush do they? I thought they were just carriers? [/Quote]

Small red spots may appear and a penile discharge can occur. A collection of material (smegma) under the foreskin that looks like cottage cheese and smells yeasty is often present.

triggers for thrush .
.antibiotics
low immune levels
diabetes
sex


aint the internet grand




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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:yep - thats exactly what it feels / looks like, so ive heard wink

Yay for natural yogurt! although, dont leave it in the fridge, especially when you live with yogurt loving people ubbangel ubblol

Now please stop turning my thread into sexual nastyness..... tongue

wierdos ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

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Posted:I had thrush once, it was in that heat wave in 2003. I had to walk like john wayne i was so itchy.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:I can imagine you'd look good in chaps... wink



(and vice versa)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

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Posted:you mean chaps look good in me. stop being dirty!!! spank

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:You don't ask for much do you? tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Gnor


triggers for thrush:
diabetes
sex




Hmmmm... I know which of the two I'd rather not have! ubblol Still it seems to be one of the 257 things diabetics are more likely to get that I've avoided so far ubblol

And Strugz, no, there will be no removal of sexual nastiness from this thread. Sorry.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:oh Strugz.. 2 bags told me to MAKE you come to the Uni last night... I didn't though but you would have LOVED the view if what you told me last time was true wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

was speaking to him about 11pm........ we had a similar conversation to what me and you did the week before wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol
Not Surprised... you should come down more often tis fun, and there were loads of strange people ballroom dancing round the corner... confused


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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