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mcpmcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
have a look in the events bit.. would be great to catch up..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SparklygreenfireSparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Certainly would!! weavesmiley juggle beerchug ubblove biggrin

Will go check that out!! xxx

Are you a robot...or an alien?


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
do i - do i really, need a girlfriend that is.........

well after an emotional 6 moths of madness.......

i dont think i do biggrin

ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


animatEdanimatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Having to resort to reverse psychology now, Strugz?

Get a job.

Then you won't think so much about not having a girl/boyfriend.

wink

But seriously, Get a Job.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


jo_rhymesjo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
good for you Strugnell hug

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_Clare__Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
smile

He got a job...

It has nice windows...

smile

Getting to the other side smile


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i do you know.....



2 weeks after play i start working for these guys who have foolish told me that im great and they want to pay me stupid money ubblol



Yay!



my new place of work



no prank calls please they already have given me the job wink ubblol



As fo my last post - i was refering to the title of this thread - strugz needs a girlfriend stat................ no, he doesnt wink



ubblol



ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


LazyAngelLazyAngelGOLD Member
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Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
those 6 moths worked out well for you then, you dirty beggar? wink

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
im as clean as soap tongue

dirty round here means dave doesnt it? wink ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechmechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


im as clean as soap tongue

dirty round here means dave doesnt it? wink ubblol



*sniff*

i remeber when that used to be me frown

Step (el-nombrie)


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechmechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level wink

ubblol



i choose to qoute my favourite lines from Charlie brown -

its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."

Step (el-nombrie)


BirgitBirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


As fo my last post - i was refering to the title of this thread - strugz needs a girlfriend stat................ no, he doesnt wink

ubblol

ubbangel



Since you're obviously waiting for someone to ask before you spill the beans, consider that done tongue (I do have a suspicion though I may be very wrong, so I'll shut up and wait for the revelation...)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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DurbsDurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
So you're doing the Guildford Arts Buliding? biggrin

Sweet - can we have a big room, with high ceilings, projector, UV lighting and mirrors on 2 sides please....

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Neon_ShaolinNeon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


im as clean as soap tongue

dirty round here means dave doesnt it? wink ubblol



 Written by: mech


*sniff*

i remeber when that used to be me frown



 Written by: strugz


dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level wink

ubblol



HEY! I resemble those remarks! angry oh well shrug Oh well, I met your current ladyboy, he seems lovely... No thanks to this thread!

Mech, don't worry, I'm sure there's room for two Uber-Gutterminds on here... (since I don't post here that often due to no instant net access anymore, the floor is yours... Now lick it clean... tongue tongue tongue)

Don't worry

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Stix__Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
 Written by: mech





its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."



that would be Pigpen.. my childhood nickname.. ubblove

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
there are beans to spill?

i would never spill any beans - i like them toooo much! ubblol

Durbs - new arts building in guildford - yes, 2million contract i believe, and yes i think the budget includes high ceilings ubblol

You thinking what im thinking then wink

Inside knowledge could get us the use of the space, it starts august and im guessing could be a 40 wk contract smile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechmechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: _Stix_


 Written by: mech





its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."



that would be Pigpen.. my childhood nickname.. ubblove



niki - you ake me happy in so man ways !

smile

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFUCOFSILVER Member
..lonely.
15,416 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
 Written by: Strugz

i would never spill any beans



[/giggle]

strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
oi ubbloco

wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


georgemcgeorgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
most people do their wrestling in jelly - you use beans?? eek

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


strugzstrugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

only Heinze biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinNeon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
FLICK 'EM!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


rin_666rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol

only Heinze biggrin



cos beanz meanz heinze biggrin

jo_rhymesjo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
lick em, don't flick em!! spank

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


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