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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


roarfireSILVER Member
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Posted:
This thread makes me laugh ubblol

I've missed HoP! ubblove

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Gayle......!SILVER Member
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I seem to remember that Garthy had a t-shirt which said Desperate & Gagging on it (in the style of a D&G logo). Maybe you could ask to borrow that? wink

Gayle.....!


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well it seems to work for garthy so why not wink

"Don't do it naked!"


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i have a t-shirt with the word STUD in bold on it, and underneath --sexy, talented, unique, desperate. it seems to work for me, and i'm an ugly censored

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

It's all about confidence. that's the key!

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ahhhhh thats where im going wrong wink

This thread is funny as ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz, you're a hunk. Go get yourself some woman!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



thanks Jo - problem is i dont just want some woman! rolleyes



i want "a" woman - a green one - that doesnt look like the hulk wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: the_mods_stole_my_name


i have a t-shirt with the word STUD in bold on it, and underneath --sexy, talented, unique, desperate. it seems to work for me, and i'm an ugly censored



So for STRUGZ it's,

Sexy
Talented
Rugged
Unique
Gay
Zombie-Stoner

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
what half did you give me?



biggrin



ubblol



Meg - Nice ubblol



M - mental

E - exceptionaly

G - Gay



ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
Do you mean green as in environmentally friendly, or the actual colour green? umm That one has gone way way over my head!

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Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

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strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



it was supposed to wink



Environmentally - minded - basically a hippy biggrin



i like hippes, none of these townie tarted up women smile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hmmmm... I'm neither. Dammit. Does that mean I won't get a spinner boyfriend AND I won't get a rich self-obsessed townie guy either? Ah well frown



And Jon, yeah, what parts of the woman are you keeping?!?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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VixenSILVER Member
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3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
My Mum fancies Strugz. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
This has to be one of the busiest threads on HOP.

I dunno, a bit of 'romantic' (HA!) innuendo and they're lapping it up... smile

GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
87wt2gxq7 you make me laugh ...

hug to Strugz though hope you find a nice woman soon

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol

Environmentally - minded - basically a hippy biggrin

smile



ahem.. wink - kinda a bit of a hippy - but I usually smell nice.. biggrin

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Strugz... I'd go with Vix's mum... wink The phrase like mother like daughter comes to mind... EDIT - Just saw miss stix' post... you have a choice now, man!!



So, you pulled yet? Has this thread been useful, or in Vain?



I want to rate the thread, you see... not wanting gossip AT ALL... ubbangel
EDITED_BY: Limits_To_Contest (1169835190)

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Is Strugz not gay...?!

Really???

Ohhhh....

eek

Who knew... shrug

I just assumed... I mean... he walks like he's gay...


wink

Getting to the other side smile


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Announcement:

I have just heard from Strugz...

He has decided to be gay... since he will get more (or at least any) sex that way...

All sympathy sex accepted too.

PM him to book a time.

biggrin

Getting to the other side smile


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
whats happend to me confused

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
you've turned gay apparently Strugz

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
frown - that's my 'exercise' out the window then.. *sigh*



*goes to stand on street corner..*



(no I'm not having difficulty being single either- not me, no sir, nope, nope)
EDITED_BY: Stix* (1169839877)

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
excellent. If strugz is gay then that means all the more for me muhaahaa haaaa im fully trained in 'workouts' wink

"Don't do it naked!"


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
if strugz is gay... I have a new gay hairstyle... it's spikey just need to go blonde and wear some skin tight clothes...



oh and to stop pouting..(pouting makes me look straight wink )

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Mynci



oh and to stop pouting..(pouting makes me look straight wink )



how can pouting make you look straight? shrug

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
you've never met Lee, obviously... wink He looks Gayer than Strugz...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
gayer than strugz/???
that's unheard of

well atleast lee can do the matrix without cheating HAHAHAHHA

I like Languages.

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
*pokes everyone in this thread with a sharp, pointy stick*



---POKE---

LEAVE STRUGS ALONE *grrrr*


he's a nice lad, and dosent need all this [censored]


*looks at meg*

*stearn look*


strugs................. ignore this thread............. we all looooovvvveeeee youuuuuuu D:


*not in a homosexual way wink


*wet towel in hand*

who wants a slap?? ubblol

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz and ravehead up the tree! K I S S I N G!!

ubblol hehe nana

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


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