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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:I dunno Sandy, You're pretty damn foxy after the haircut! smile

The bottom half of the lady...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted: Written by: -sandy-


....... i dont think you really need any help wink what happened to the pisshead stoner i thought you were?




I dont need help just some guidance......... ubblol

The pisshead stoner hippy eveyones assumes i am is still there, he just comes out now and again these days wink

or is it again and again.......

ubbangel


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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I dunno Sandy, You're pretty damn foxy after the haircut! smile

The bottom half of the lady...



You saying my new hair makes me look like a minge? git


"Don't do it naked!"

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:No No! That was answering the question you posed about the 1/2 Lady! Sorry, should been more clear. spank



But now that you mention it, I wouldn't say 'minge', more a c*nt... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:Dum de dum dum dum...
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1170157424)


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-sandy-
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-sandy-

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Posted:well i suppose i am a c*nt, i just want to be more like you dave wink

"Don't do it naked!"

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Yay! I'm a role model! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Vixen
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Vixen

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Posted: Written by: -sandy-


 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I dunno Sandy, You're pretty damn foxy after the haircut! smile

The bottom half of the lady...



You saying my new hair makes me look like a minge? git



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblolxxx


tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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MikefromGlos
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MikefromGlos

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Posted:Neon a role model ahhh god help us soon there will be neon conventions like trekies have star trek conventions and many many people will arrive and then the army will start to form thats the whole plan of it.... I am onto you wink You cant hide anything from me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Mike you're scaring me now...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:Yeep.



Conventions... conjures up images of pasty, geeky Star Wars and Star Trek boys and girls quoting bits of the script and knowing the names to all the theme tunes.



:shiver:



rolleyes



Muwhahaahahah.



Jugglers/spinners/dancers are just too cool to meet up in a hall somewhere, wearing the same type of clothing, with the same dodgy hair, and quote stuff they read on the internet...



Pfft.

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Posted:ubblol

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:i like starwars...........

i also like hippies

i also like chicken

I also like cheese

but i hate Durbs biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:What if we had Durbs dressed in Princess Leia's slave outfit (with flowery skirt) covered in cheese whilst cooking a succulent roast chicken?

smile


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:he was doing that for me the weekend - wernt you dear wink

he looked hot, but no id still hate him, i have to - i spend far too much time with him to like him biggrin

ubbloco


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


What if we had Durbs dressed in Princess Leia's slave outfit (with flowery skirt) covered in cheese whilst cooking a succulent roast chicken?

smile



I think I'd travel all the way south just to take pictures of that. And maybe have some of the chicken.

But why the skirt? ubblol


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Gnor
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Gnor

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Posted:Come to Perth Strugz

You would be worshipped as a spinning God. Not sure if it will get you a girl (or boy) or even a nookie but idolation must be fun.

..and bring Durbs just in case you might miss him


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ubblol

id be worshiped - sweeet! why? confused

Im coming to Perth one day thats for sure....... there are lots of you lovely down under types i want to meet.....

and yes ill bring durbs - hes small and will fit in my bag smile

ubbrollsmile


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Well Strugz, you've got a request from a girl to go down under... I guess that was an offer.... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

i missed that Dave - i guess your right, reckon i can have a Gnor while im there wink

ubbangel


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol



I'm very receptive to these things... I am straight after all... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

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Posted:Nah....not an offer from me ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol That would involve invoking more wrath than is really wanted. Bills not very understanding like that. wink

Perth is amazingly isolated and so when a talented individual comes through we just stare with amazement and make them hug fat hairy Marsupials. My burnt offerings of food would also make you feel godlike
wink

Do come to Australia soon, 2 Uberoz is coming up in maybe August in Brissie. Brissie is on the talented side of Australia and it has Gabe ubblove and Valura and Arsn and Taj ubblove

You should see how excited we are than Ben is due in a few weeks. Jed and I are arm wrestling for him, Jed has a jetty so I think Ben is his.*sigh* Plus he has his own beach and gets a bed that doesnt belong to a smelly prepubescent almost teenager. bounce2 bounce bounce2


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:biggrin biggrin biggrin

my oz trip is something im very much looking forward to...... however date tbc..... 2008 - me finx biggrin

ubbrollsmile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

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Posted:As long as Dexta doesnt get burnt out by this Spun Out she may even organise a spinning event where you are the celebrity guest and sort the date around you
Fist Ben and Lex
Then Durbs and Eve
ubbidea
Next we have Strugz wink Da da dum ubblol ubblol (no pressure)


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

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Location: Adelaide, Australia

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Posted:ill go to perth again for a spinning weekend when your over strugz .... but you have to wear a wig and a pretty floral dress wink

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:I'm sure I've seen strugz in that flowery dress outfit wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Pfft! You make that sound like a chore for him Ben!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:Ben - for you definatley....... wink

Dave - your about as damn straight as a roundabout tongue

Leave my dress alone - i still havnt got it back from Mynci - hope you havnt stretched it smile


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Mynci
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Mynci

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Posted:only in the right places wink and do you need the tape back? I know you like to go strapless ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:no tape required mate - my tits are much firmer than yours wink

ubblol

Dam its a funny day round here today ubblol

go post some gangsta shite biggrin


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