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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:tongue

Tis there. Fool.


Getting to the other side smile

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: mcp


even in a pool of 20,000 females strugz can't get lucky... as this thread proves... biggrin



You can lead a horse to girlies but you can't...

wink


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted: Written by: Birgit


Nah Neon, we don't REALLY want to know what you think about movies, but we DO want to see Clare's attempts at turning you straight.




will that in the 'but im a cheerleader' kinda way or 'the graduate' kinda way?


"Don't do it naked!"

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Yay Sandy!

I'm gonna turn straight after being surrounded by day-glo pink houses and blue, same sex dorms, self-administered Electro-shock therapy! biggrin I draw the line at the end of term exam involving flesh-coloured leotards and fig leaves.... biggrin

As for 'But I'm a Cheerleader', not heard of that, what's that about? confused wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted:ubblol
i had a feeling you might have seen that film. For anyone else who hasnt, go watch it its highly entertaining.


"Don't do it naked!"

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:ubblol

Have we REALLY exhausted all avenues for getting Strugz a bit of poontang?

This thread is more derailed than the Eurostar arriving in Nova Scotia...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted:he could always go to holland and pay for it, or do you think thats beneath him?

"Don't do it naked!"

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:I was thinking more Thailand, possibly Cambodia... wink

Then again I'm sure he wouldn't be adverse to taking a week-long day trip to Amsterdamn... You know... for the dykes... biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:hasn't he just been to edinburrrr for that? wink

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:Told you, he just can't get enough of that old-style architechture...

And there was more than one? umm


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol

will that be in the 'but im a cheerleader' kinda way or 'the graduate' kinda way?

Sandy... I am Not that old. umm umm


I'm gonna turn straight after being surrounded by day-glo pink houses and blue, same sex dorms, self-administered Electro-shock therapy! I draw the line at the end of term exam involving flesh-coloured leotards and fig leaves....
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devil

"I was thinking more Thailand, possibly Cambodia... "

ubblol ubblol

That's sooo wrong.


Getting to the other side smile

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:you'll never guess where I used to live:

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...&iwloc=addr


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Total posts: 5688
Posted:Oo er.... Wales? wink

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:Clare: Why is it wrong that I suggested Strugz go to Cambodia for a bit fun? Never know who he made run into wink

Meg: Brilliantly serendipitous! Must've been something in the water...

Durbs: Something on your mind?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:thanks neon, yet another film I need to download... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:You can probably BUY it for less than a 5 at Music Zone!

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:WTF is music zone?

Dude, if it involves wasting time walking around the city, when I could be in a room learning some form of manipulation, why would I be doing it?


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:You could always manipulate the lives of those who pass you whispering post-hypnotic suggestions in their ears as you walk past. You might even activate a sleeper assassin...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Posted:I did that once by accident.
Very embarassing and made a terrible mess.


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:But alas Strugz is still alive...

You failed...

spank


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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cknam
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

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Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom

Total posts: 19
Posted:Well if you know the right woman and the correct codeword you could set off a number of females that are interested in strugz rather than wanting to kill him.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Anything that isn't 'That dress makes you look fat' should work a treat...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol ubblol

out of 56 posts the four of you have managed to turn this thread into a review for poor sex films and figured that rather than secretly turning people into assissins to kill me we should convince them to shag me instead rolleyes

I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink

Still - either way i blame Meg smile

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:sweet!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Posted:I think as far as chat up lines working on Strugz, his current state would settle for "You'll do"

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Don't forget, Clare's made it her mission to turn me straight!

 Written by: strugz


I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink



Desperation?

hug


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Posted:stupidity?
Attention from all the cute guys who gagging for you? wink


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted:strugz, you are a gorgeous funny man. you have plenty to offer a woman. go out there boy. go on! hug

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted: Written by: Durbs


Attention from all the cute guys who gagging for you?



Pft! Losers...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

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Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:man look i missed like 6 hours and 37 posts appear i miss everything frown

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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