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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Brigit...

PhD... Money. Pah!

Ignore those little demons in your head...

Come play with us smile


(Btw, happy Imbolc everyone... (or happy St Brigid's Day biggrin). Tis the first day of the Irish spring... so keep good energy and positivity about you - set you up for the rest of the year)


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I made my Northern Irish colleague throw a coin. It seemed appropriate. Looks like I'm going bounce

And yay, happy Goddess-I'm-named-after-day everyone biggrin


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Hurrah!!!!!!!!!

Awesome biggrin

Are you coming for the staff, poi or both?! biggrin


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:The last few posts have been informative, useful and demonstrates HOppers' ability to get things organised.



Please stop it right now tongue



Strugz is still single...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hey, I did offer, if it was him AND Eimhin. And I did even demonstrate my willingness to travel for that event!

Clare... not sure yet, need to check diary and when I need to work on weekends etc.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Humblest apologies...


Yeesh... alright then...


You're all gay.


better?


smile


(Brigit, no problem biggrin)


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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Posted:I think I joined the conversation again at the wrong point. I now have a rather disturbing mental image of *naked* Strugz practising a new contact move that he never thought of before.. eek



*shudder*

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I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:there aint much contact i havnt practiced.........

some ive still yet to get good at ubblol

this thead has like almost 2000 views in under a week...... why am i sooo unappealing frown

(apart from gay men rolleyes)

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:It's because we can't have you, if you WERE gay I can't promise that you'd be even half as appealing... tongue hug



 Written by: _Clare_



Humblest apologies...



Yeesh... alright then...



You're all gay.



better?



smile



Much... The status quo has been restored... *phew*


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Location: la-la land

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Posted:aww hunny.. I'd have you..

wink



LOL

.. amazing what feeling sorry for someone will make a girl do.. hug

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I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


It's because we can't have you




ubblol


So true, in so many different ways...


rolleyes


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:awwwww guys smile



suddenly i feel all wanted redface



biggrin biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:I like the thought of Strugz doing Penis propellers.

Does this make me gay? umm confused


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:Depends if it makes YOU able to penis propellors... tongue

Now I'm thinking of YOU doing penis propellors now.

Does this make me gay? umm confused


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:No, fancying man makes you gay wink

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:redface

Oh god... I have a really Wrong image in my head... funny, but wrong.

devil


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Same here, now I'm imagining YOU doing penis propellors now Clare...

Does this make me Straight? umm confused


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Location: la-la land

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Posted:argh.. I'd just got rid of that thought from page 28.. and now I've got Jonny UCOF in my head.....

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:we're on Page 12... umm

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Unfortunately I don't have a penis... although I've always thought it would be convenient to have one...

You get to pee standing up.

Le sigh.

I would really love to be able to do that (without the need for contortion or plastic tubing).

Ah well.

smile


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Glåss
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 2523
Posted:Hi Clare, do you want one of these?
http://www.whizproducts.co.uk/en/default.aspx


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:ooh Drew! I want a whizz freedom!! biggrin bounce

Strugz, have you got laid yet?


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


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Posted: Written by: Misstix

and now I've got Jonny UCOF in my head.....



You wish.. wink tongue biggrin


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:"Aim the Whiz downwards and never use it facing the wind!"

Ahhh, if only men had these instructions provided... it would make their first camping trip so much easier.

Sounds great Drew smile

My birthday's in may...

bounce


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_khan_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

_khan_

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Location: San Francisco, California, USA

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Posted: Written by: UnbearablyColdOrFreezing


I like the thought of Strugz doing Penis propellers.




 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Depends if it makes YOU able to penis propellors... tongue

Now I'm thinking of YOU doing penis propellors now.




Now I'm thinking of Strugz & UCOF having a penis propellor swordfight. (was that the "wrong image" you had in your head, Clare? It's wrong and yet...so right.:p) Somehow I think that it would be more funny than hot though. ubblol


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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted: Written by: _Clare_


You get to pee standing up.

Le sigh.

I would really love to be able to do that (without the need for contortion or plastic tubing).




As long as no-one's within earshot eh? tongue
ubblol

Sorry, but you'd be a rubbish man.


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:(For Khan)



ubblol ubblol ubblol



hahahahahahhahhahaah yep hhahahahahahahahhah





(I just googled penis sword fight and found the most amusing video clip... but I don't think I can post it here devil )



(For Durbs)



spank spank spank



Yes yes, feel free to share my mild dysfunction tongue



I'd be a great man... I could stare at pretty women and fart and scratch and drink beer!



Hurrah!



Anyways, aren't you supposed to be at a gathering?



x

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

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Posted:Non - Je suis ill

Not sure about the 9th... need to decide though I guess.
Er...
Maybe...


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Whaddya mean you need to decide?

I am seriously beginning to doubt your commitment to this show.

Hmpf


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tongue

Hope you're feeling better soon. Do you have man flu? (that's another cool thing about being a man... you can have a sore throat and it becomes 'Man Flu'. Women, on the other hand, have excruciating, crippling cramps every month and laugh it off as 'women's problems'. Puh).

But in other news... I think I've finally found a song I can do a routine too biggrin biggrin


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth

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Posted:Ive always thought peeing behind a tree, or even in front, without either hitting your pants and foot and not getting a cold butt would be the best. No chance of ants biting your butt either. The shake it off bit seems a bonus as well. Never more than three shakes, or its a ....

Maybe you could hekp someone else do a penis propeller Clare. You and Skully can have an assisted propeller competition. Could be renegade entry wink


Hugs to you Mister Durbs. hug hug ubblove Honey and lemon drinks are comfort beverage.


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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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