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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
there aint much contact i havnt practiced.........
some ive still yet to get good at
this thead has like almost 2000 views in under a week...... why am i sooo unappealing
(apart from gay men
) "...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
It's because we can't have you, if you WERE gay I can't promise that you'd be even half as appealing...
Written by: _Clare_
Humblest apologies...
Yeesh... alright then...
You're all gay.
better?
Much... The status quo has been restored... *phew*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
aww hunny.. I'd have you..
LOL
.. amazing what feeling sorry for someone will make a girl do..
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I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
It's because we can't have you
So true, in so many different ways...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
awwwww guys
suddenly i feel all wanted
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I like the thought of Strugz doing Penis propellers.
Does this make me gay?
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Depends if it makes YOU able to penis propellors...
Now I'm thinking of YOU doing penis propellors now.
Does this make me gay?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
No, fancying man makes you gay
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Oh god... I have a really Wrong image in my head... funny, but wrong.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Same here, now I'm imagining YOU doing penis propellors now Clare...
Does this make me Straight?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
argh.. I'd just got rid of that thought from page 28.. and now I've got Jonny UCOF in my head.....
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
we're on Page 12...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Unfortunately I don't have a penis... although I've always thought it would be convenient to have one...
You get to pee standing up.
Le sigh.
I would really love to be able to do that (without the need for contortion or plastic tubing).
Ah well.
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The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
ooh Drew! I want a whizz freedom!!
Strugz, have you got laid yet?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Written by: Misstix
and now I've got Jonny UCOF in my head.....
You wish..
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
"Aim the Whiz downwards and never use it facing the wind!"
Ahhh, if only men had these instructions provided... it would make their first camping trip so much easier.
Sounds great Drew
My birthday's in may...
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Written by: UnbearablyColdOrFreezing
I like the thought of Strugz doing Penis propellers.
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Depends if it makes YOU able to penis propellors...
Now I'm thinking of YOU doing penis propellors now.
Now I'm thinking of Strugz & UCOF having a penis propellor swordfight. (was that the "wrong image" you had in your head, Clare? It's wrong and yet...so right.:p) Somehow I think that it would be more funny than hot though.
taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Written by: _Clare_
You get to pee standing up.
Le sigh.
I would really love to be able to do that (without the need for contortion or plastic tubing).
As long as no-one's within earshot eh?
Sorry, but you'd be a rubbish man.
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
(For Khan)
hahahahahahhahhahaah yep hhahahahahahahahhah
(I just googled penis sword fight and found the most amusing video clip... but I don't think I can post it here
)(For Durbs)
Yes yes, feel free to share my mild dysfunction
I'd be a great man... I could stare at pretty women and fart and scratch and drink beer!
Hurrah!
Anyways, aren't you supposed to be at a gathering?
x
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Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Non - Je suis ill
Not sure about the 9th... need to decide though I guess.
Er...
Maybe...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Whaddya mean you need to decide?
I am seriously beginning to doubt your commitment to this show.
Hmpf
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Hope you're feeling better soon. Do you have man flu? (that's another cool thing about being a man... you can have a sore throat and it becomes 'Man Flu'. Women, on the other hand, have excruciating, crippling cramps every month and laugh it off as 'women's problems'. Puh).
But in other news... I think I've finally found a song I can do a routine too
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Ive always thought peeing behind a tree, or even in front, without either hitting your pants and foot and not getting a cold butt would be the best. No chance of ants biting your butt either. The shake it off bit seems a bonus as well. Never more than three shakes, or its a ....
Maybe you could hekp someone else do a penis propeller Clare. You and Skully can have an assisted propeller competition. Could be renegade entry
Hugs to you Mister Durbs.
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Written by: _Clare_
You get to pee standing up.
Le sigh.
After that car journey - you dont know how much that made me laugh
Durbs - has man flue..... awwwwww, hope you die soon
As for the rest of you - penis sword figthing!
you guys are 'kin nuts........... however thats a better add than naked Strugz and Eimhin staff workshops....Play main show this year "Naked Strugz and Ucof, penis fight"
Oh dear.......... i reckon it would be a sell out....... [censored] id even pay to see it
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Does this story involve more laybys? *tut*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Ladyboys?
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
"After that car journey - you dont know how much that made me laugh"
Ah, the pain.
thank god for random Indian restaurants in English villages.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Raaaaaa!
Dam its late, i cant sleep and i missed the toast party at Kronic the weekend
For all you curious people out there, the answer is no....... i think
Ill be at synergy this friday tho, so who coming with me?
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Thanks for being splendid last night... I really appreciated the conversation...
Enjoy Synergy
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'll see you at Synergy Strugz! I will also be playing Cupid and setting you up with this nice Thai Hippy girl called 'Ming Li', she has dreads, wears flowery dresses and is a fledging staff spinner. P.S. She says in advance 'the beard is just a costume...'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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