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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:Your life is more interesting ubblol

she says sat on a hammock doing sweet FA........

i wouldnt quite call that more intersting..... more relaxed, in a better location..... maybe - but life here is certanly interesting wink

ubbloco

So - ive been asked to do a blind date....... what do you lot think, should i do it?

biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted:yea dude - whats the worst that could happen? it turns out to be Dave in disguise and you dont notice untill its just that little bit too late?
eek


"Don't do it naked!"

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol is that the worst....

go on dude peer pressure and all that, *prods strugz* we need some entertainment wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Believe me Sandy he won't see me coming...

Not with his back to me... tongue

(You'd better watch out too...devil)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:your damn right i wont see you coming wink

ever.........

unless i accidently watch some of your home made porn whilst looking for an episode of southpark in your video collection ubbangel

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:It that happens you'll be joining an elite group of my straight male friends...



(No I'm NOT kidding! They were fooling around with my video camera then wished they hadn't ubblol One did carry on watching... umm)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol cupboard or something springs to mind wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Meet you in 5... wink

(Shouldn't take a minute... ubblol)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:So the burtn toast party was uber sweet smile

Despite durbs constantly trying to hook me up with blokes all evening im pleased to say i got more interest from my staffs smile

among other things wink ubblol

Was a wicked night tho - i got to see lots of friends from all over bundled onto one house, what more could you want for a sweet weekend smile

ubbrollsmile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:From what you said in the Burnt Toast thread you enjoyed being poked, prodded and man-handled by Yakumo... (Who wouldn't?)

ubblove


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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cknam
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

newbie
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom

Total posts: 19
Posted:So Strugz are you still single or did you have some luck at the party? Sorry I had to leave when you only just arrived - otherwise I would have showed you some photos I had of Jo.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:Still no pictures.........

slacker, you must be from guildford tongue


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Dude, Where's your girlfriend? biggrin

Post up some amusing excerpts from pm's sent to you.

Or tell us your about your inquiries into the valentines card you got... I missed the fallout over that, due to being ill...


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:frown



You were ill on your birthday?!



Sorry to hear that lady



hug2

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Sparklygreenfire


Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England

Total posts: 201
Posted: Written by: strugz




So - ive been asked to do a blind date....... what do you lot think, should i do it?

biggrin



I met the man of my dreams on this site 4 1/2 yrs ago...what have you gotta lose??!! wink

Sorry, complete stranger butting in here... smile


Are you a robot...or an alien?

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Awesome biggrin



You meet lots of amazing people through this site...



smile

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Sparklygreenfire


Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England

Total posts: 201
Posted:Yep...altho to be fair, I haven't really met that many(In general I mean...I'm sure you're all amazing peeps:)). Probably due to the fact I'm never on here (Hmmm...may have something to do with it...lol) But yeah, one person inparticular has been a very big part of my life smile Oh for the wonders of technology. Kisses to that special person (You know who you are!!;)

Are you a robot...or an alien?

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: Sparklygreenfire



I met the man of my dreams on this site 4 1/2 yrs ago...what have you gotta lose??!! wink

Sorry, complete stranger butting in here... smile



ME TOO!

Well, she's not a man and it was only 3 years ago and I don't really dream about stuff like that when I'm sleeping but aside from that...

ME TOO!!!

And I'm gonna marry her this summer.

ubblove


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:hehehe me too hug heart.......

it's not Molly though.... although she's a bit of a yummy one too wink

AND we're getting married next Jan smile


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Sparklygreenfire


Sparklygreenfire

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Total posts: 201
Posted:Awwww...wkd!! Congrats and all that smile
Just goes to show, that persons email/pm/message that anyone of us has just recieved for the first time...could be the one to make all the difference...

hmmmmm....


Are you a robot...or an alien?

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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Location: la-la land

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Posted:you pulled yet Strugz??

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:biggrin biggrin biggrin

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Oh, and:

 Written by: BamBam

AND we're getting married next Jan



eek
cool
ubblove
clap
bounce2 <-- this last one is me right now - so happy for you hug


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Me also hug2

Where?

And can I come?!

hug2


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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Congrats to all the happy people who are getting married in the near future hug ubblove

Strugz, we want some updates dude!


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BansheeCat
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

veteran
Location: lost, Canada

Total posts: 1247
Posted:yeah stugz, get married will ya! lol

me me !

Shall I propose?

I think we did meet, once,I think? Ireland somewhere? so it should be alright to just get hitched, hey?
kiss


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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Sparklygreenfire


Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England

Total posts: 201
Posted:Ooooo...I love a good wedding ubblove ubblol

Are you a robot...or an alien?

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:Clare check your email honey wink

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Hey lady... no email here frown

Can you resend?

I'll PM you my addy...
xx


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:Dam you lot dont hang about,

at the moment i am a woman free zone, thats not to say there are not important female fiends in my life, but that is all they can be, ......... for now smile

I would go into detail but cant be arsed depressing this thread, especially following such nice news.

BamBam - i hope you and Cole are super happy and i wish you both all the best hug so....... spinners at the reception party wink

Sparkley, you sound like one lucky lady, welcome to HOP biggrin

hug


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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