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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
ill bring a razor then shall i
you playing cupid - now thats funny......!!
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Hey! I'd suit the toga, wings and the bow & arrow. Not so much the blond curly locks though...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I'm sure a wig will sort that out...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Seen these wings
They actually flap and play tunes. You bend forward to change the flapping pattern.
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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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I might problems with the 'bending forward' part...
Strugz on the other hand...
(now there's a thought...) "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
well - im not that good at bending forward dude - you have seen the pix in my gallery hav you not!! My back aint what it used to be!
so get that thought outta yer head
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Too late, the seed has been planted and is now growing into a tree. You'll be bobbing for apples by March...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Too late, the seed has been planted and is now growing into a tree. You'll be bobbing for apples by March...
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old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Strugz!!!!! Only just seen this corker of a thread!!!! Wow its amazing!! I'm so pleased you're coming to Synergy - I'll be there with bells on. Warm up for OUR BURNT TOAST PARTY (anyone interested see thread in events blah blah) next week I reckon.
You missed a pretty good night at Kronic and lunch round fattys mothers house which was good - ate her out of house and home!!!
See you Friday mate - how you getting there???
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
its all those attempts at the matrix, they'll kill you strugz
your back will infact snap soon
I like Languages.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Too late, the seed has been planted and is now growing into a tree. You'll be bobbing for apples by March...
with beautiful barbie wings I hope
Thats soo pale
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: _Clare_
Thanks for being splendid last night... I really appreciated the conversation...
"You're just like a little brother
"See... that's your problem.
I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.
13 pages and you still ain't got none? Giddey up son!
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I think I know a lady for you Strugz
half an hour and a bit of kevlar and you'll be in A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
oh yeh.. know something i dont?
please share
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
nyc This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
so im like a little brother........ there annoying
at the moment with all the things going on in life i feel very much like peoples big brother.......
i wish i had a big brother.......
maybe i should start a "strugz need a big brother stat!" thread...... oh wait that would just give dave another place to harras me
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be right here waiting for you...
I don't think the 'brother' thing will come into it. It'd be just WRONG
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
I look forward to the day when Strugz gets himself a girlfriend, and then we can point her to this thread...
Conversation 2 years in the future:
Random person: "So...how did you 2 meet?"
Strugz: "Well...er...I was pimped out by lots of gay people on a website for fire-spinners"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Little brothers are annoying...
Mine is taller than me, but younger than me, and highly annoying.
Sorry for any added stress Strugnell
Will try not to do it again... much.
Dave, I don't think we've met yet (maybe vaguely, in a stoned kindof way)... but I'm looking forward to it... I want to hear you sing that line... in fact, we could stand outside Strugz's tent (since it will probably be at a convention) and duet...
I will be right here waiting for you... la la la la laaaaa, la la la la laaaaaaa.... heheheheh.
And Durbs... I think if some poor girl were foolish enough to date Strugz, this thread would be the least of her worries
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1170774551)
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm not sure if I'm ready to inflict my vocal stylings on the world! And if I do! I prefer doing solo shows!
(Probably why I'm single!)
Can you harmonize?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
No idea.
I prefer not to think of it as 'singing', so to speak.
More like opening my mouth and making noise.
It wouldn't be fun if we could actually sing... this is more about mild torture... I get the feeling you will enjoy it
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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ah.
Hold on.
Did I just miss some well-disguised innuendo?
Sorry, I am naive and innocent.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I can harmonise
People in Norway paid to hear me sing.And Clare, that's NOT good pimping from you there...
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
But Birgit... we don't want him to enjoy it
Oops. My bad.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I meant the "I think if some poor girl were foolish enough to date Strugz..."
That's not gonna work ya know.
Unless she's slightly masochistic. In which case she will be the ideal candidate, and Neon can bunny-boil her until she gives up and Strugz accepts his repressed homosexuality.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: _Clare_
Ah. Hold on. Did I just miss some well-disguised innuendo?
No not really
Written by: _Clare_
Sorry, I am naive and innocent.
I can do something to fix that...
It might involve eels. (Jellied or otherwise...)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Written by: Birgit
I meant the "I think if some poor girl were foolish enough to date Strugz..."
That's not gonna work ya know.
Unless she's slightly masochistic. In which case she will be the ideal candidate, and Neon can bunny-boil her until she gives up and Strugz accepts his repressed homosexuality.
Birgit...
Indeed... it would be an interesting image.Dave... You're volunteering to teach me stuff? Really? Jellied eels you say? That would be new
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: Birgit
and Neon can bunny-boil her until she gives up
It's healthier to steam the girl, but tastier to put her in the George Foreman...
Written by: Birgit
and Strugz accepts his repressed homosexuality.
The day that happens I can give up and move on to a new project...
Wanna help me on that Clare? "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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