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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Almost...



That vague, vacant expression...



Who'd have thought it was hiding a sexual animal...?



shrug



You should always be suspicious of the quiet ones...





Uhuh.


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_khan_
_khan_

old hand
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Member Since: 17th Nov 2004
Total posts: 768
Posted:it's the quiet ones i always go for...

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I was actually thinking more along lines of a clean slate you can mould and shape to your will... devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Oh...



Well, I suppose you could... if you were so inclined smile

But moulding takes too much effort, and doesn't usually work... never mind the mess.



Much better to wait until someone ridiculously perfect comes along... then you can raise your eyebrow and poke them when they fck up.





Khan... me too smile

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: _Clare_



Who'd have thought it was hiding a sexual animal...?







You dont know the half of it biggrin ubblol



As for meaningless sex with multiple women Durbs, meaning-less is boring to me now......... now i want a girlfriend that i can have meaning-full sex with smile



And Dave - leave my canvass alone, its moulded enough wink

ubbrollsmile



Oh and this made me chuckle:



Im being advertised as this :

course taken by staff legend Mark Strugnell (Burnt Toast, London)



Awesome - thanks Clare ubblol better write the workshop hadnt i wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Stugz, maybe you need to write out a list of all your assets and all your failings, followed by a list of what you are looking for in a woman. I'll print a few out and put up posters wherever I go.... kind of like wanted posters smile

Maybe we can offer you up as a reward wink


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:gimme a bit and i will - just for a chuckle......

i would say i was the reward tho..... ubblol more the punishment wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:ubblol

send me the ad, would ya? (for uber)


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: strugz


 Written by: _Clare_


Who'd have thought it was hiding a sexual animal...?




You dont know the half of it biggrin ubblol




Interspecies romance? eek

(though I suppose men and women could be counted as different species, in which case he's got a little sex slave somewhere under his bed...)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Total posts: 3964
Posted:Post deleted by strugz

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:redface

Ah yes... well, I had to sell you somehow...

shrug


tongue


(Oh, and btw, I've had Eimhin confirm!!! Woohoo biggrin )


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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:Ok so some bullshit about me!!



Good Points



Young (ish) tongue

Stable (although maybe not mentally)

Professional in my Job (if you can believe it im a chartered surveyor)

Committed

Not Gay despite what MCP will tell you

Earns good money

Has an awesome bunch of friends all over country (or at least ones that pretend well wink )

Spins staff well so im told

Likes to travel

Likes to help people





Bad points



Usually has lots to do

Sometimes struggles to get things done on time ubbangel

Smokes weed



See a pattern here wink



erm - winks alot biggrin



Thats this list ended the rest of me is perfect ubblol







Woman must be:



Independent

Have interests of her own as well as some in mine

Hippy not towny (dont do bling bling)

The ability to be without but still be with

Confident

I guess some nice looks whilst im asking

or nice body, Shite or both! wink

Spins staff? Or wants to learn..

Likes festivals

Above all - Is nothing like MCP ubblol wink



Im not that fussy - see ubbangel



ubblol



However i feel a better add is:



Strugz and Eimhin naked staff workshops "for females" 24th February Ireland. Apply now smile



(i mean, what female in their right mind would want to miss that? wink )



ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:ubblol

Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:[Quote]Strugz and Eimhin naked staff workshops[/Quote]

Use lots of sunscreen.


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I've seen everything already... So I'm not sold... tongue



Strugz's Brother on the other hand... rolleyes


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:Jesus Dave, is there any bloke safe from your perving?!!............................on second thoughts, don't answer that.

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:youre not sold Dave?

i though it was me they were trying to sell? and youd have to be "bought" confused

And you aint seen nothing, Eimhin and i - coverd in sunscreen..... [censored] even ive yet to see that..... mind you, you do have a perverted mind, fancy men and are great with photoshop...... so maybe you already have ?

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Total posts: 6120
Posted:I mean I've seen everything I need to, anything else would make me cry...

 Written by: the_mods_stole_my_name


Jesus Dave, is there any bloke safe from your perving?!!


Only those I actually REALLY fancy!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Oh. Dear. God.

Please no. The people of Belfast have suffered enough

tongue


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin



[Only those I actually REALLY fancy!



redface well i never....... wink


Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted: Written by: Strugzling to get a girlfriend

Smokes weed





Wrong section mate. wink


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:You mean every other thread except this one...? tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Hmmmm Strugz AND Eimhin?!? Where in Ireland? bounce ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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strugz
strugz

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Posted: Written by: UnbearablyColdOrFreezing



 Written by: Strugzling to get a girlfriend

Smokes weed





Wrong section mate. wink





ubblol



i thought that ........



guess thats what friends are for eh, pointing out mistakes - thanks dude ubblol



hug


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Brigit...

I'm hosting two uber-esque master classes in Belfast...

The first is for beginner staff and is on Feb 24 and will be run by Mr Strugnell Esq. and Mr Eimhin Esq.... both ridiculously good, as you know.

It's going to be an afternoon of intensive staffery... Strugz will (hopefully) be teaching moves and tricks... Eimhin is teaching movement and body positioning.

Both lads will be around in the evening, so we'll hopefully go spin some fire later that night.

Then, on Saturday March 3rd, there will be a poi class featuring the outstanding Mister Bluecat and the disturbingly talented Mister Ronan.

It's the same as the staff class... an afternoon of hardcore training, with maybe some fire later.


The classes are being held cos Lisa and I run poi workshops here, and I think it's really important for our small, new spinning community in Belfast to see what is out there...


Places are going to be quite limited, and I've already had a few people from here ask about them... but if you guys want to come over, you will be very welcome smile

I have a big house, which can sleep five people in beds, and many more on the floor. Lisa, on the other hand, lives in a castle (:) true!). I haven't asked her about it, but I don't think she would mind people staying...

xx


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:While we're at it Strugz... *adds to the 'mistakes that need rectifying*

This may take a while...

Skin up... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Gnor
Gnor

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Location: Perth
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Posted: Written by: _Clare_


. Lisa, on the other hand, lives in a castle (:) true!). I haven't asked her about it, but I don't think she would mind people staying...

xx



wwhoaahh...she never used to.....thats awesome ubblove hug hug


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'll look into it. Reason (PhD, money, etc) is sitting on my left shoulder and trying to kick the sh!t out of "I haven't seen these people in ages and really want to do some spinny stuff" on the right. Will let you know soon smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Nope, she used to live with me... then she lived in a highly unsuitable place in Belfast... and now, she is in somewhere much more fitting smile

I saw it a couple of days ago, it's incredible...

A proper castley/type mansion house, looking out over Belfast, in 14 acres of grounds, with it's own heated swimming pool (from mid-May smile ).

The house has been divided into apartments, and she's sharing one of them with an artist friend of ours.

Am slightly jealous biggrin

I know she wouldn't mind guests, but she is sharing with someone else, so would have to be considerate of that...


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:strugz in bad points you forgot to mention... rarely shows up ubblol are you going to the Uni juggling on monday? I'll bring a girl... wink she may not be interested but she'll be pretty, female and able to at least do a conveyor with a staff biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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