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mcp
mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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BamBam
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Pooh-Bah
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Dec 2001
Total posts: 1810
Posted:Definitely definitely ..... we'll be tapping up all outrperformer friends nearer the time wink wink

Money is tight but there's cake and hugs wink wink

Clare - I no longer have a copy of what I sent you, but I'll PM you today smile smile

Hugs and smiles

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
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Total posts: 3964
Posted:mate - id do anything for you guys for nout.......

Toast will give you a 3 person doubles routine as a presant.. just tell us where and when......

hug


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_Stix_
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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Fantastic news! -- Congrats to the both of you!!

Strugz.. did you pull yet?


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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mech
mech

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Posted:there is two things strugz has pulled,

the first is the muscle in his forarm, and the second, is me

ubblove im always strugz's

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_Stix_
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Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
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Posted:well we all know that you are easy.. wink

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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strugz
strugz

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Posted:ubblol

dont we just ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

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Location: Southampton, England
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Posted: Written by: strugz




Sparkley, you sound like one lucky lady, welcome to HOP biggrin

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Yeah...I am!! I'm a very lucky lady...there's no one else like him, he's a very special guy...my bestest friend ever!!!
and Thankyou biggrin It's nice to feel welcome hug


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mech
mech

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Posted: Written by: MisStix

well we all know that you are easy.. wink[/Quote]


 Written by: strugz


ubblol

dont we just ubblol




AND [censored] PROUD OF IT! wink

ubblol


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strugz
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Posted:special guy that like no-one else....... well clearly you havnt met me yet........ your in southampton!!

mmmmmmmm

we should hook up for a spin sometime smile

ubbangel


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mech
mech

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Posted:strigz behave...for once behave wink

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strugz
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Posted:local chick dude tongue

(sorry sparkley if you dont like the term chick)

worth investigating surley??

for the threads progession tho eh, nothing else wink


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mech
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Posted:no dude.

sparkly, im sure, is a lush your lady, who does not need you hitting on her as soon as she joins hop wink

let her chill first, and relax, and then warn her about me, and we will be in eth normal swing of things...

is the soton meet on tonight?


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Posted:think so dude although i wont be there......

next week maybe, saying that bournemouth meets are back on tuesdays.......

im going next week to that for sure, lots of people coming out that i aint seen for ages!

ubbrollsmile


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mech
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Posted:can i get alift over with you? to Bournemouth?

you staying over?

and ill throw you some petrol money?


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strugz
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Posted:dam your gay......

mynci needs lift too.......

fight over who get the back.......... probably you as you like the rear so much wink

not staying mate, back at mine usually by 11.30ish.........

you can cash there if you want or get your ass home smile

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Sparklygreenfire
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Posted:I was thinking of coming along to the soton meet...not so sure now ubblol wink

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strugz
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Posted:well soton has been closed im afraid, which is gay......

when the next thing comes up ill give you a pm, i would say next tuesday in bournemouth but some fat asses have already booked the van smile

can you upload a picture of you - if your fit then ill just forget them 2 and you can come instead.... biggrin

dam im desperate ubblol

please dont take what i said literally.... im not really a perv......

much ubbangel


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mech
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Posted: Written by: strugz


dam your gay......

mynci needs lift too.......

fight over who get the back.......... probably you as you like the rear so much wink

not staying mate, back at mine usually by 11.30ish.........

you can cash there if you want or get your ass home smile

hug



dude, i wnated you to cmoe home, i like you, have work teh next day, so i would have to come back home.

hmmmmmmm

can you legals have some one in the back of yoru motor while you drive, more over is it sfae wink

and sparlty - he is nice, far nicer than me, but he has not had the touch of a woman in a long time, a strong breeze turns him on wink


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Posted:Mech- I'm sure he's lovely, altho his pulling tech leaves a lot to be desired...what was the title of this thread again? ubblol wink

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Sparklygreenfire
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Posted:Actually, my mate Karen is lovely...she's looking for a new man. Maybe you could meet up with her Strugz, she's WELL fit!! As lovely as you sound, I'm gonna have to decline..sorry. My man is more than enough... biggrin

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

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Location: Telford, Shrops
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Posted:Strugz, I know a really lush Irish lady. Although, I think she might be a bit out of your league, sorry dude!! tongue

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_Clare_
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Posted:***edited, just cos***
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1176765344)


Getting to the other side smile

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Posted:Ooooo...if she's as beautiful as her mother land...then she's a cracker!! wow biggrin

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mech
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Posted:sparkle, strugz is lush, but im better, you should send me a pic of your friend wink

dont let my inability to spell fool you...im smarter than the average hippy....

ubblol


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Posted:Smarter then me then? lol...

Oh hang on, did I just say I was average? redface
hehehe...well, I'll cetainly have to meet you guys at some point, and yes...I'll bring Kaz with me!! biggrin


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strugz
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Posted:man what is it with people tying to set me up......

did none of you read my last post tongue

*runs and hides away from all you Cilla wannabees*


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mech
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Posted:well, there may be a soton meet next week, and while im sure your friend is loverly,

i really dont think its fair to deprive strugz

plus i have some amazing friends who i am enjoying seeing at the mo more than i should smile


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mech
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Posted: Written by: strugz


well soton has been closed im afraid, which is gay......

when the next thing comes up ill give you a pm, i would say next tuesday in bournemouth but some fat asses have already booked the van smile

can you upload a picture of you - if your fit then ill just forget them 2 and you can come instead.... biggrin

dam im desperate ubblol

please dont take what i said literally.... im not really a perv......

much ubbangel



opps didnt see that.

oh well

sparkly, i can give you and kaz a lift to bournemouth if you want, means strugz can take mycni, and ill take you two...

or what ever,

strugz, how come its closed?


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Location: Southampton, England
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Posted: Written by: strugz


man what is it with people tying to set me up......

did none of you read my last post tongue

*runs and hides away from all you Cilla wannabees*



Oh...you mean the one saying your a woman free zone? Yes...but if you start throwing yourself at complete hop newbies, it kinda gives the impression that, infact...a woman is just what you need?
ubblol wink

And mech...we'll be there for spinning, nothing more...don't be scared weavesmiley biggrin


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Posted:Next tues yeah? Possibly, altho I have a littlin and altho he's not a bad lil spinner and I'm sure he'll love meeting you lot...it'll be way past his bedtime. I'll see if I can get a sitter...if not, may have to wait just a tad longer! ubbcrying

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