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mcp
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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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_Clare_
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Posted:No idea.

I prefer not to think of it as 'singing', so to speak.

More like opening my mouth and making noise.

It wouldn't be fun if we could actually sing... this is more about mild torture... I get the feeling you will enjoy it

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_Clare_
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Posted:Ah.

Hold on.

Did I just miss some well-disguised innuendo?

Sorry, I am naive and innocent.


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Birgit
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Posted:I can harmonise smile People in Norway paid to hear me sing.

And Clare, that's NOT good pimping from you there...


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_Clare_
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Posted:But Birgit... we don't want him to enjoy it smile


Oops. My bad.

smile


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Birgit
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Posted:I meant the "I think if some poor girl were foolish enough to date Strugz..."

That's not gonna work ya know.

Unless she's slightly masochistic. In which case she will be the ideal candidate, and Neon can bunny-boil her until she gives up and Strugz accepts his repressed homosexuality.


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted: Written by: _Clare_


Ah. Hold on. Did I just miss some well-disguised innuendo?



No not really ubbangel

 Written by: _Clare_


Sorry, I am naive and innocent.


I can do something to fix that... wink

It might involve eels. (Jellied or otherwise...)


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_Clare_
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Posted: Written by: Birgit


I meant the "I think if some poor girl were foolish enough to date Strugz..."

That's not gonna work ya know.

Unless she's slightly masochistic. In which case she will be the ideal candidate, and Neon can bunny-boil her until she gives up and Strugz accepts his repressed homosexuality.



Birgit... ubblol Indeed... it would be an interesting image.

Dave... You're volunteering to teach me stuff? Really? Jellied eels you say? That would be new wink


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted: Written by: Birgit



and Neon can bunny-boil her until she gives up



It's healthier to steam the girl, but tastier to put her in the George Foreman...



 Written by: Birgit



and Strugz accepts his repressed homosexuality.



The day that happens I can give up and move on to a new project... wink Wanna help me on that Clare?


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_Clare_
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Posted:Help turn Strugz gay?



Hold on... I have to think about that...



Alternatively, I could help straighten you out... well, it would be a new and exciting project wink


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Nah, Strugz is a solo project...

The other thing... ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

That would be fun!!!


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_Clare_
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Posted:smile

Just checked out your MySpace.

Yes. It would

smile

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Cool! I have my very own stalker! biggrin



If a straight woman who hangs with a gay man is called a fag-hag, what is a straight man who hangs with a gay woman called?



An Optimist... tongue


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jo_rhymes
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Posted:strugz, you should get a myspace. you get people messaging you all the time!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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-sandy-
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Posted:Yea i just finally caved to the ways of the myspace, everyone is always on about it so i thought id give it a go.
That and im bored.
Dave whats your myspace?
oh and strugz, check your email


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:it's on my HOP profile... tongue

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cknam
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Posted:I can't check My Space at work but do you still have the funky glow poi background that makes everything really hard to read? biggrin

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:That's the one! Get Firefox! tongue

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_Clare_
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Posted:ubblol ubblol

Stalker?!

Nah... just in awe of your dreads smile

And your ability to twist the English language...


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_Clare_
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Posted:But.... just noticed...



You think Irreversible is a good film? Really?



I can appreciate the artistic merit in filming it backwards... but That scene was unnecessary in it's utter brutality.



It did not need to be so long, or involved, to still leave a lasting impression.



In my opinion smile







Secretary... on the other hand... ubblove



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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:To stop derailing the thread and turning it into the 'Clare Turns Neon Straight' Thread. (Oh the irony!) I've answered in a PM!



Unless people REALLY want to see my critique of the film in question?



Secretary is a LOVELY film ubblove except with the scene with the blue shirt... *wretch*


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_Clare_
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Posted:The blue shirt?

Can't remember which bit...

And we probably don't need to post a critique of that film... just an advisory never to watch it if you are in the slightest bit sensitive, or if you've ever been through a traumatic experience yourself.

PM returned smile

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Birgit
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Posted:Nah Neon, we don't REALLY want to know what you think about movies, but we DO want to see Clare's attempts at turning you straight.

Hmmmm... did I say "see"? Well, I s'ppose... ubblol

(Still haven't seen Secretary, but it's definitely on my list biggrin)


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:It'd be funny to see her try!



Can we start a new thread if that's the case! Unless Strugz HAS gotten lucky? (Because of or in spite of this thread! ubblol)


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mcp
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Posted:even in a pool of 20,000 females strugz can't get lucky... as this thread proves... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:None within driving distance anyway!

I'll play cupid at Synergy on Friday ubbangel


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mcp
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Posted:I thought you were playing ming li?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Shhhh!!!



You'll give my cunning stunt away! ubbangel



I am of course talking about my Cupid Stunt... ubbangel


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The Tea Fairy
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Posted:ubblol ubblol your play on words went way over my head then, I thought I was being a bit dyslexic!

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_Clare_
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Posted:Brigit... you'll love Secretary....

le sigh

smile

Dave... PM on it's way soon...
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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Tea Fairy - what play on words? rolleyes



Clare - I've fallen off my seat. It's been a while and the edge got slippy...


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