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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


cknamSILVER Member
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom


Posted:
At least he didn't ask for flaming cockrings.

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Wow... the images smile

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
burns only slightly more than thrush I'd imagine...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
thrush doesn't burn that bad, it's more of a persistant itch...

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
*hands out pots of natural yoghurt*

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
*Decides not to eat said Yoghurt*

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
not even with honey?

although this lot will probably end up rubbing it all over Strugz! lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Mr David certainly will.

Cue then exstensive period of him licking it off. Slowly.

With his freakishly long tongue... umm

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


burns only slightly more than thrush I'd imagine...



Guys don't get the symptoms of thrush do they? I thought they were just carriers?

Thou you have to be making cooties with the ladiiiessss to get it.

...

Dave is straight! I knew it.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
I think some of them do... burning sensation while peeing, or so i'm told.

smile

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GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
[Quote]Guys don't get the symptoms of thrush do they? I thought they were just carriers? [/Quote]

Small red spots may appear and a penile discharge can occur. A collection of material (smegma) under the foreskin that looks like cottage cheese and smells yeasty is often present.

triggers for thrush .
.antibiotics
low immune levels
diabetes
sex


aint the internet grand




...

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yep - thats exactly what it feels / looks like, so ive heard wink

Yay for natural yogurt! although, dont leave it in the fridge, especially when you live with yogurt loving people ubbangel ubblol

Now please stop turning my thread into sexual nastyness..... tongue

wierdos ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
I had thrush once, it was in that heat wave in 2003. I had to walk like john wayne i was so itchy.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I can imagine you'd look good in chaps... wink



(and vice versa)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
you mean chaps look good in me. stop being dirty!!! spank

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You don't ask for much do you? tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: Gnor


triggers for thrush:
diabetes
sex




Hmmmm... I know which of the two I'd rather not have! ubblol Still it seems to be one of the 257 things diabetics are more likely to get that I've avoided so far ubblol

And Strugz, no, there will be no removal of sexual nastiness from this thread. Sorry.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
oh Strugz.. 2 bags told me to MAKE you come to the Uni last night... I didn't though but you would have LOVED the view if what you told me last time was true wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

was speaking to him about 11pm........ we had a similar conversation to what me and you did the week before wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol
Not Surprised... you should come down more often tis fun, and there were loads of strange people ballroom dancing round the corner... confused

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


 Written by: _Clare_


Meh. reply to your email biatch

tongue



already have bitch tongue

get outta my thread, NYC, NYC shes teasing me again!! wink

ubblol



Only cuz she knows she can get away with it.

If there was no demand, there would be no supply.

ubbangel

[I'm shutting up, I'm shutting up. wink ]

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Good.

tongue

Getting to the other side smile


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Put that tounge back in your mouth, I don't know where it's been.

wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
 Written by: Gnor



Small red spots may appear and a penile discharge can occur. A collection of material (smegma) under the foreskin that looks like cottage cheese and smells yeasty is often present.





Well if that wont get every girl in here going ....nothing well.

Strugz dude....hurry up and get laid. This thread is boring me. wink

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: NYC


Put that tounge back in your mouth, I don't know where it's been.

wink



ubblol

I can't even think of a suitably witty reply... nice one smile

Meg?! Would you mind thinking of something abusive to say to NYC? Thanks lady hug2

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
why don't you put yourself up for the job Maus...? wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



well maus your in cambodia and your bored enough to be reading this!! remind me to go tavelling with you eh wink



anyhow - im just seeing how long i can last tongue



ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_




I can't even think of a suitably witty reply... nice one smile

Meg?! Would you mind thinking of something abusive to say to NYC? Thanks lady hug2



Meg's mere existance is suitably abusive enough.

frown

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
so the standard "I hate you NYC." won't do then? Gosh darn.

Unfortunately, I'm not witty. I was thinking something along the lines of, "It's not where it's been, it's what it was doing that you should worry about." But I thought that might backfire a bit:


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umm

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Hmmm... not bad... interesting tongue smile

ubbangel

smile

Getting to the other side smile


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