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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
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"the still legendary" - Kaskade
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Written by: -sandy-Written by: Neon_Shaolin
I dunno Sandy, You're pretty damn foxy after the haircut!
The bottom half of the lady...
You saying my new hair makes me look like a minge? git
xxx tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
Neon a role model ahhh god help us soon there will be neon conventions like trekies have star trek conventions and many many people will arrive and then the army will start to form thats the whole plan of it.... I am onto you
You cant hide anything from me he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Mike you're scaring me now...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Yeep.
Conventions... conjures up images of pasty, geeky Star Wars and Star Trek boys and girls quoting bits of the script and knowing the names to all the theme tunes.
:shiver:
Muwhahaahahah.
Jugglers/spinners/dancers are just too cool to meet up in a hall somewhere, wearing the same type of clothing, with the same dodgy hair, and quote stuff they read on the internet...
Pfft.
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Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
i like starwars...........
i also like hippies
i also like chicken
I also like cheese
but i hate Durbs
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
What if we had Durbs dressed in Princess Leia's slave outfit (with flowery skirt) covered in cheese whilst cooking a succulent roast chicken?
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
he was doing that for me the weekend - wernt you dear
he looked hot, but no id still hate him, i have to - i spend far too much time with him to like him
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
What if we had Durbs dressed in Princess Leia's slave outfit (with flowery skirt) covered in cheese whilst cooking a succulent roast chicken?
I think I'd travel all the way south just to take pictures of that. And maybe have some of the chicken.
But why the skirt?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Come to Perth Strugz
You would be worshipped as a spinning God. Not sure if it will get you a girl (or boy) or even a nookie but idolation must be fun.
..and bring Durbs just in case you might miss him
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
id be worshiped - sweeet! why?
Im coming to Perth one day thats for sure....... there are lots of you lovely down under types i want to meet.....
and yes ill bring durbs - hes small and will fit in my bag
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Well Strugz, you've got a request from a girl to go down under... I guess that was an offer....
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
i missed that Dave - i guess your right, reckon i can have a Gnor while im there
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I'm very receptive to these things... I am straight after all...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Nah....not an offer from me
That would involve invoking more wrath than is really wanted. Bills not very understanding like that. Perth is amazingly isolated and so when a talented individual comes through we just stare with amazement and make them hug fat hairy Marsupials. My burnt offerings of food would also make you feel godlike
Do come to Australia soon, 2 Uberoz is coming up in maybe August in Brissie. Brissie is on the talented side of Australia and it has Gabe
and Valura and Arsn and Taj You should see how excited we are than Ben is due in a few weeks. Jed and I are arm wrestling for him, Jed has a jetty so I think Ben is his.*sigh* Plus he has his own beach and gets a bed that doesnt belong to a smelly prepubescent almost teenager.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
my oz trip is something im very much looking forward to...... however date tbc..... 2008 - me finx
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
As long as Dexta doesnt get burnt out by this Spun Out she may even organise a spinning event where you are the celebrity guest and sort the date around you
Fist Ben and Lex
Then Durbs and Eve
Next we have Strugz
Da da dum (no pressure) Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
ill go to perth again for a spinning weekend when your over strugz .... but you have to wear a wig and a pretty floral dress
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I'm sure I've seen strugz in that flowery dress outfit
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Pfft! You make that sound like a chore for him Ben!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Ben - for you definatley.......
Dave - your about as damn straight as a roundabout
Leave my dress alone - i still havnt got it back from Mynci - hope you havnt stretched it
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
only in the right places
and do you need the tape back? I know you like to go strapless A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
no tape required mate - my tits are much firmer than yours
Dam its a funny day round here today
go post some gangsta shite
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: strugz
Dave - your about as damn straight as a roundabout
In that case SIT & SPIN!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
(no tounges
) "...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Whoot.....
Celebrity lineup for Spun out 3.....Ben and Strugz! Get that jetty ready Jed.
Will have to line up a number of frocks for you both to choose from.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Your on.....
Remind me of this toward the end of the year when i start to plan
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Written by: Gnor
Fist Ben and Lex
Then Durbs and Eve
Next we have Strugz
If that's how you treat guests, I'm a bit scared to even think about a trip to Oz...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Written by: strugz
Ben - for you definatley.......
mate youve got yourself a date
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
See we had Ben for our first gathering....and again in a few weeks...
Perth really is the most isolated city..we do have Jed and his jetty though..and wombats
We gather every tuesday to worship the Ben Staffs
..now wonder if that statement is reallly true. Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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