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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

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"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Yes this will something to show my wife...er.. I mean You winkClare...




That was quick, thought you would never be turned dave wink

"Don't do it naked!"


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Sandy.. do you have any text editing experience?



What systems?



And do you want to move to Belfast?

x

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Sorry to dash your hopes Sandy... tongue

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


Sandy.. do you have any text editing experience?

What systems?

And do you want to move to Belfast?
x



let me see, im dyslexic so probably not although i wouldnt mind living in belfast for a while

"Don't do it naked!"


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
You're very welcome any time mister...

I have spare rooms, and you could contact the BBC or UTV about video editing...

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MikefromGlosSILVER Member
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Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
join the club on dyslexic i have it to and people said i would never have good balence lol or hand eye co-ordination

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


NYCNYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: strugz



out of 56 posts the four of you have managed to turn this thread into a review for poor sex films and figured that rather than secretly turning people into assissins to kill me we should convince them to shag me instead rolleyes



I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink







I agree. This is a mess! Claire and Neon are going to have to do their freakish hypothetical asexual bisexual flirting somewhere else.



The next female that posts on this thread is hooking up with Strugs! Clicking the button is consent.



Put out or shut up.



eek
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
footinmouth

(NYC, you spoil sport... ahem... and it's 'consent' smile )

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
cheers clare i might take you up on that one day. The rate things are going in Brizzle at the mo its gotta be worth trying elsewhere sometime.

ooh you cant reply now, unless you want to put out for strugz
and im sure you would never want to do that would you? wink rolleyes

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
nice one NYC biggrin

Clare - where do you want me wink

ubblol

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Sandy... no problem... and if you need a hand with names and numbers, let me know.

Strugz.... meh.

Maybe out of sympathy?


tongue

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MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
ouch thats gotta hurt

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


DurbsBRONZE Member
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Posted:
not with enough lube

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
not really dude wink

ubbrollsmile

i like abuse and she knows it ubblol

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MikefromGlosSILVER Member
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985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
must be a gay thing lmao sorry

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
eek

Hmmm... I feel I am slightly out of my depth with the abuse though...

I can admit it when I'm beaten.

So to speak.

smile

ubbangel

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
dam - it does sound gay with durbs post in there dont it.......

ubblol

and clare is a man in real life so rolleyes

im never going to convince people im not gay at this rate, no wonder this thread is going on fo fricken pages!!!!

ubbloco

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Yeah, but you like the attention, so it's all good smile

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-sandy-BRONZE Member
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Posted:
no thats cos its populated with slackers who aparently have nothing better to do than chat censored.

"Don't do it naked!"


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubbloco

but its the wrong attention rolleyes

get yer arse on msn.........

or answer your txt..... ill tell NYC that your not playing fair wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hurrah for the text smile

But I can't MSN, am in work and pretending to be professional.

Be home tonight, around 11.

tongue

(Alternatively, you could check your email)

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MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lol no one has my msn so ur getting people to leave me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_



Be home tonight, around 11.

tongue

(Alternatively, you could check your email)



Sweet, we've got a girl, a date, AND a time.

Could Claire have made herself any more obvious in this thread? ubblol

Make it happen Struggy. I can't make it any easier.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
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Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
sorry but i was picking up the hints how u didnt get them strugz

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Really?



Do you think?



I could argue in my defence, but won't.



Sarcasm and fickleness is a part of my nature though.



shrug



tongue
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DurbsBRONZE Member
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Wait a moment... you're fickle?

Get out of here.

You'll be saying Strugz likes women next.
Mental

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


Sarcasm and fickleness is a part of my nature though.






"Fickle: a flirt's volatile affections." -Dictionary.com

I guess that says it all. wink

The only thing worse than a guy not getting any is a guy not getting any while being flirted with by girls that have no real interest.

That's just mean. wink

Now move along so we can find some girlies that might actually return his affection.

"NOOOOOKIE FOR STRUUUUUUUGS!"
"FREEEEE NOOOOKIE FOR STRUUUUGS!"
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Shut up.

smile

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: MikefromGlos



ouch thats gotta hurt





I'll remove this in a bit for decency reasons, but here's something you two should get before meeting up (thanks Nx for the idea...).



clicky



Now you only have to decide if it's Clare's or Strugz's ubblol

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
smile

That's a nice website.

smile

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