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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:yeah, they would think you're a volunteer firefighter... that would work well biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.

Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: -sandy-


i dont have a house
i dont have a car
i dont have a job
but im in a fire crew




cool for strugz it would be:

I have a house,
I have a car,
I have a job,
AND I'm in a fire crew,
But I'm gay.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Puresock


Puresock

addict
Location: Oxford, UK

Total posts: 406
Posted:So how is this thread working out? Any offers yet Strugz?

I demand gossip!


"Take that, math!"

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:This thread makes me laugh ubblol

I've missed HoP! ubblove


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:I seem to remember that Garthy had a t-shirt which said Desperate & Gagging on it (in the style of a D&G logo). Maybe you could ask to borrow that? wink

Gayle.....!

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 716
Posted:Well it seems to work for garthy so why not wink

"Don't do it naked!"

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:i have a t-shirt with the word STUD in bold on it, and underneath --sexy, talented, unique, desperate. it seems to work for me, and i'm an ugly censored

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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O.B.E.S.E.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:ubblol

It's all about confidence. that's the key!


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ahhhhh thats where im going wrong wink

This thread is funny as ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Strugz, you're a hunk. Go get yourself some woman!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol



thanks Jo - problem is i dont just want some woman! rolleyes



i want "a" woman - a green one - that doesnt look like the hulk wink


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:a whole one?
Greedy boy!

*hands you half a woman*
you'll take what you're given and you'll damn well appreciate it!


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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.

Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: the_mods_stole_my_name


i have a t-shirt with the word STUD in bold on it, and underneath --sexy, talented, unique, desperate. it seems to work for me, and i'm an ugly censored



So for STRUGZ it's,

Sexy
Talented
Rugged
Unique
Gay
Zombie-Stoner

<stupid letter Z...>


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:what half did you give me?



biggrin



ubblol



Meg - Nice ubblol



M - mental

E - exceptionaly

G - Gay



ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:Do you mean green as in environmentally friendly, or the actual colour green? umm That one has gone way way over my head!

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol



it was supposed to wink



Environmentally - minded - basically a hippy biggrin



i like hippes, none of these townie tarted up women smile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hmmmm... I'm neither. Dammit. Does that mean I won't get a spinner boyfriend AND I won't get a rich self-obsessed townie guy either? Ah well frown



And Jon, yeah, what parts of the woman are you keeping?!?


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

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Posted: Written by: Birgit



And Jon, yeah, what parts of the woman are you keeping?!?



the best bits, of course!


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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Stick-Twiddlin' Righteously Uber-Gay Ztoner?

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:My Mum fancies Strugz. xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Mr_Chutney
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire

Total posts: 1711
Posted:This has to be one of the busiest threads on HOP.

I dunno, a bit of 'romantic' (HA!) innuendo and they're lapping it up... smile


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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:87wt2gxq7 you make me laugh ...

hug to Strugz though hope you find a nice woman soon


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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_Stix_


_Stix_

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Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted: Written by: strugz


ubblol

Environmentally - minded - basically a hippy biggrin

smile



ahem.. wink - kinda a bit of a hippy - but I usually smell nice.. biggrin


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Strugz... I'd go with Vix's mum... wink The phrase like mother like daughter comes to mind... EDIT - Just saw miss stix' post... you have a choice now, man!!



So, you pulled yet? Has this thread been useful, or in Vain?



I want to rate the thread, you see... not wanting gossip AT ALL... ubbangel

EDITED_BY: Limits_To_Contest (1169835190)


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Is Strugz not gay...?!

Really???

Ohhhh....

eek

Who knew... shrug

I just assumed... I mean... he walks like he's gay...


wink


Getting to the other side smile

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Announcement:

I have just heard from Strugz...

He has decided to be gay... since he will get more (or at least any) sex that way...

All sympathy sex accepted too.

PM him to book a time.

biggrin


Getting to the other side smile

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:whats happend to me confused

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:you've turned gay apparently Strugz

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:frown - that's my 'exercise' out the window then.. *sigh*



*goes to stand on street corner..*



(no I'm not having difficulty being single either- not me, no sir, nope, nope)

EDITED_BY: Stix* (1169839877)


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 716
Posted:excellent. If strugz is gay then that means all the more for me muhaahaa haaaa im fully trained in 'workouts' wink

"Don't do it naked!"

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