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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: NYC


Put that tounge back in your mouth, I don't know where it's been.

wink



ubblol

I can't even think of a suitably witty reply... nice one smile

Meg?! Would you mind thinking of something abusive to say to NYC? Thanks lady hug2

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
why don't you put yourself up for the job Maus...? wink

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol



well maus your in cambodia and your bored enough to be reading this!! remind me to go tavelling with you eh wink



anyhow - im just seeing how long i can last tongue



ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


NYCNYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_




I can't even think of a suitably witty reply... nice one smile

Meg?! Would you mind thinking of something abusive to say to NYC? Thanks lady hug2



Meg's mere existance is suitably abusive enough.

frown

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
so the standard "I hate you NYC." won't do then? Gosh darn.

Unfortunately, I'm not witty. I was thinking something along the lines of, "It's not where it's been, it's what it was doing that you should worry about." But I thought that might backfire a bit:


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umm

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hmmm... not bad... interesting tongue smile

ubbangel

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
it's actually a hilarious film, where an alien transforms three poodles into incredibly gay mute men. Also, there are nuns.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
would be better if it were pierced though...

Strugz, do you have a tongue piercing?

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
not yet....... why do you think it will help my cause?

ubblol

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Oh yes... smile

That pic is no worse than the pics of me and my tongue that seems to take up the main bulk of my gallery...

Or the face Meg makes trying out new moves... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ummmmm...

no idea, I'm sure SOME girls don't like them. Others find them quite useful and pleasant.

ubbangel

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Dr_Molly 2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
useful?

as a handy place to hang their coat?

ubbangel

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
No Molly... That's further down... wink

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


not yet....... why do you think it will help my cause?

ubblol



Yes, probably

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rin_666SILVER Member
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
tongue piercings are nice..although first time I kissed a guy with a tongue piercing I couldn't help giggling cos it felt strange at first.

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
tongue piercings are ok, but i wouldnt suggest getting one done. If anything it'd delay chances of getting laid. you'd only be able to drink soup for a while, your tongue would swell to the same size as jamie oliver's and you'd get a lisp. It'd suck.

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FrodoBRONZE Member
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Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
hes lovely, i would

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YakumoSILVER Member
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Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Someone I know has a looong great story about returning home to find a lodger friend, and his girflriend, having sever problems because of tongue peircing (hers) and a different kind (his) that resulted in a rather bemused, embarrased, but giggling out-of-earshot ambulance crew smile

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Frodo


hes lovely, i would



biggrin cool biggrin

come back to us hobbit, look whats happend since you left me, i dont remember having this trouble before wink

ubblol

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Wow... the thread has been useful... it's produced a hobbit!

Hey Frodo!!

wave

Hope you're well...

hug

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
 Written by: MSN Strugz

(21:17:05) strugz: i love you meg



seems he loves me now... I knew that ring of power would come in useful...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
post the next line too gaylord tongue

i believe it was something like.

"because i know your not there and that makes me feel good"


my auto response worked too didnt it........ so why are you not dead yet wink

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
what next two lines? Just admit it dude, you love me!

Strugzz lovvvessss me, he wants to dateeeeee me!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


Wow... the thread has been useful... it's produced a hobbit!



How many more threads will I need to get me an Elf...? ubblove

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i hate you even more now....... howver is you want to admit that i love you fine...... you do that, does it make you feel good does it eh eh tongue

As for dateing you ubblol

id take you out meg, literally ubbloco

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
Hahahahahhah....

Aww lads, so cute.

Happy Valentine's Day...

ubblove

xx


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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
You'll probably skip the dinner and movie and skip straight to making mini-staffers... smile

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Nah, that would be an awful waste of talent. Imagine the two of them in bed 24-7 and not learning and teaching any new moves. No good.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Hee hee...

Imagine them stopping mid-coitus to film new positions for an offshoot (ubblol) of L.A.B Reports?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Birgit


Imagine the two of them in bed 24-7



I am baby, ohhh I am!! ubbangel

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