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mcp
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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:No thanks I'm very good at google searches to look for what I REALLY want...


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ubblove

Thanks for the offer though...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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cknam
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Posted:This thread is becoming *really* risky to read at work now. I'm glad I've just moved into our new office with no one else around.

Dave, you still with the LEP? How about you put an advert for our poor, loney Strugz in the classified ads?


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I really don't want to inflict the majority of Lancashire lasses on his ass...

Although little Jo (the girl who got me into poi) is single now... rolleyes
(bear in mind this girl had me questioning my sexuality for a while!)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


No thanks I'm very good at google searches to look for what I REALLY want...




specialised fondue kitchenware? You're so straight.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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the_mods_stole_my_name
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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin



(bear in mind this girl had me questioning my sexuality for a while!)



that could mean she looks particularly masculine though........


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:No Meg... CHOCOLATE ON TAP! ubblove What more can you want?

Dave - she's a cute tiny little girl, 22, who KNOWS how to shake her stuff on the dancefloor... ubblove


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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_Clare_
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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Wonder if that squirrel would keep Strugz's nuts in his/her cheeks....



That would be a skill... rolleyes

Nice pic Meg... (I mean the top, non-squirelly one)

Dave... you could be so easily turned (or at least, why not sit on the fence, and be bi?!)


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strugz
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Posted:ubblol



this thread just gets better and better smile



on a side not i recieved a dubious card today with many messages inside from a variety of handwriting / people....... saying:



Dear Strugz:



"Your hairy poi & short staff make me giddy - ill struggle with you anytime"



"please let me spin your staff this valentines day"



"All my love 4 all time"



"may your balls move gracefully this valentines"



"My c**t shivers with antisipation like a butterflys wings"



"Contact me i want you"



"you know that strange feeling like someones watching you, yeah thats me"



"we need to get some 9 ball practice in this valentines"



"i love you, ilove you yes i do, sheep go baaa and cows go moo"



and my favorite



"your the daddy of my imaginary love children"



ubblol



ubblove



you guys rock ubbrollsmile


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_Clare_
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Posted:ubblol

That's what desperation gets you biggrin

Man-[censored].

smile


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_Clare_
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Posted:W(ow. It censored) hore.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted: Written by: _Clare_


why not sit on the fence, and be bi?!


Because I might actually prefer the fence... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
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Posted:surely you prefer the fence poles? Not the fence itself... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Nah I was thinking of the white picket fence...

Mmmm... splinters...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
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Posted:you've watched but I'm a cheerleader one too many times.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I was thinking more 'Ginger Snaps'... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
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Posted:dave on a picket fence....not an image one gets everyday!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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cknam
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Posted:Small Hot Jo is, well small, hot and called Jo.

We should definately match them up - where's her profile? You up for a blind date Strugz?

And I'm not surprised she got you thinking Dave, it's what she does best.


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Posted:I cant believe I have just read through 24 pages of this!! ubblol
Jeez Mark! I always thought you were hot! If you'd asked me out before I started galavanting around the world, I'd definately have said yes!! You just need to ask girls out dude!

Happy Valentine's Day you big gay! kiss


there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne

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strugz
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Posted:ubblol

24 pages of hilarity biggrin

so ive just got to ask girls out......... its that easy eh.....

well maybe i dont want to and mcp got it all wrong ubbloco

then again........ rolleyes

Back at ya Loz, hope galavanting is turning out much more than you hoped for hug

So.... anyhow - burnt toast party this weekend..... and ive got a date!! really tall slightly bolding, loves "play"ing, has a gay as you like accent, and the real off putting thing is her name is Dunc wink

and shes already said she wants to sleep at mine ubblol

ubbrollsmile


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Birgit
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Posted:Dunc, eh? Make sure you use condoms, I hear she's quite fertile ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Funny thing is, I don't think Strugz is joking... tongue

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strugz
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Posted:ubblol

im not - Dunc felt sorry for me and said he'd, shite i mean she'd come and stay....... tongue (it has nothing to do with the planning of play this year at all) wink

Unlike you piss taking arses he actually cares wink

ubbrollsmile


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I'm sure he does. Enough to give you a cuddle, stroke your hair, hold you and tell you everything will be alright and none of us will hurt you ever a again...

hug << imagine it...


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strugz
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Posted:well - he is a dad after all........ and ive always wanted one of those rolleyes ....that would be cool.......

I imagine it all the time Neon smile


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Awww... I can imagine him being quite hairy (under the shirt)

Daddy Bear! biggrin hug

And if you're naughty... spank


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_Clare_
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Posted: Written by: strugz


well - he is a dad after all........ and ive always wanted one of those rolleyes ....that would be cool.......

I imagine it all the time Neon smile




smile

cool


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steaks
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Posted:And Dunc's other half is cool with her sleeping out at guy's houses?

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Posted:No, Dunc's only allowed women. George won't let him do bum bums.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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_Clare_
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Posted:eek

ubblol

I have never heard it described so... interestingly... before smile


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maus
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Posted: Written by: strugz


ubblol

well maus your in cambodia and your bored enough to be reading this!! remind me to go tavelling with you eh wink

anyhow - im just seeing how long i can last tongue

ubbangel




ubblol Actually I started reading this thread the other day because it made me realise how unbelievably interesting my life is compared to yours. Plus its always good to have somebody *cough*...i mean something to laugh at in laugh.

Remember, theres always somebody worse of than yourself. well....in most cases anyway! wink

Seeing how long you can last? Nah, patience is sooooooo not the same thing as slackness! ubblol

*yawns.....skins up.....goes back to hammock....*


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