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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Hahahaha...poor John!! But for some reason..I can't help but think it's suits him more (Bless) biggrin

Are you a robot...or an alien?


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
And yes neon...that would be John boy!! smile

Are you a robot...or an alien?


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
#Love lifts us up where we belong....# biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


POST IT!!! Can't be any worse/funnier than Mynci in Blu_Valley's fairy outfit!





I hate to say it...but Dave has a point smile

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

im not so sure..........

its a white dress with pink / blue piping round the edges with earings to match, the scarey bit is ii look really excited about wearing it redface

still, i have ag as an excuse - what was yous mynci wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I bet you looked dead cute Strugz..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you will see soon enough mate.........

thats if i dont bottle posting it wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
gay and gayer.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
no mate....... really ubblol

Gay and Gayer?

whats that meg - the scottish version of dumb and dumber?

ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
that's like you and dave in dresses.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: mcp


that's like you and dave in dresses.



 Written by: Strugz


Gay and Gayer?



I feel a routine coming on in a year to two... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink




ubblol

yeah, you do realise we 'act' those parts right. Whereas you are just gay. biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: MisStix


I can bring one of my dresses tonight and we can re-inact it is you like..?



ubblol ubblol ubblol

....oh please do, and take a camera!! wink

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol ubblol

and dumb and dumber would be you and rob in boiler suits? wink

ubblol




ubblol ubblol

Brilliant...

biggrin

Getting to the other side smile


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Twas the morning after...and all was quiet. The only sound was that of a Strugz sniffling into his macdonalds brekkie, John the boss towering over him with a puzzled, yet slightly amused look on his face. "But, they made me do it...I told them to stop, but they wouldn't listen...", Strugz cried...remnants of scarlet lipstick smudged across his face as he rubbed the running snot from his nose, then onto Stix purple lace tutu that clung to his manly waist!!

Are you a robot...or an alien?


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
his wimped out last night,

he didnt show, loser wink

Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Awwww...the dress thing must have scared him!! ubbtickled
Altho, to be fair...he does have Man flu!! ubbloco hug

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
man flu.. pah!

wimp.. ubblol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
MisStix...are you Nikki? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Are you a robot...or an alien?


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
hello Jen smile yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day.. biggrin

how the devil are you me good lady?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
is strugz STILL single *sigh* he's not trying hard enough ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no he has found a woman, they seem to be very hot on each other.

shes a very nice women, she has gfove daughters, but they are all as nice as each other, and very godo girls

her name is Pammy h'and, and like i said she s very nice wink

Step (el-nombrie)


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pamela Handerson?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
yep you know her to jo?

Step (el-nombrie)


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

harsh...

but amusing

smile

Getting to the other side smile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah i know Pamela Handerson biggrin Strugz's girlfriend? yeah?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i know her to smile

very well infact, shes a bloomin amazing woman wink

Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
sounds like a bit of a slapper to me tho..
seems to get around a bit.. :o\

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


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