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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
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Posted:
meg, dave wants you to slap him while strugz molds him to his will(y) ubblol

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Sparklygreenfire - the poor naive boy... devil

Jo - Sick, Wrong, just WROOOOOONG!!! That's why I love you! hug

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....

you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet smile

in only a year.....

you have good insperation i guess eh wink

lucky bugger ubbloco

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Whoa! Has it REALLY been a year?! eek Time really flies!

Yeah I have recently looked at some old videos of my 'attempts' at doubles and CRINGE! redface

The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... wink (i.e. Cheating! biggrin )

Now back to the slapping and molding of willies... devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... wink (i.e. Cheating! biggrin )





hehehehe you learn well young grasshopper wink

we are all "grass-hoppers" round here tho eh ubblol

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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
No, we're all "grass smokers who use HoP" wink

Damn I'm good tongue

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Pft! Toma(y)to / Tomatos. All the same... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: strugz



i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....



you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet smile









...oh yeah, and there was that too!! biggrin wink

Are you a robot...or an alien?


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
at this point, can we make a how many burnt toast members does it take to change a light bulb? joke thread?

Like: How many Burnt Toast members does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but they drop the light bulb and break it, twice, burn themselves, and halfway through forget how to do it. wink

something like that?

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
How many burnt toast members does it take to change a lightbulb:

two. one to actually change the lightbulb, and strugz to stand around in his pixie hat with a joint, watching, unhelpfully!

:P

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
how many vodka and oranges does it take to change a lightbulb.....



well for a start it only needchanging coz they blew the dam thing up, as for replacing it well, itll take both of them, then theyd need the instuctions in script form the whole time and theyd still screw it up wink



tongue



but it would be fun watching biggrin

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Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Lol!!

Good point actually...where is MY pixie hat Strugz? wink

Are you a robot...or an alien?


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
How many Burnt Toast members does it take to change a light bulb?



A minimum of two:-



Scenario One - With Duballstar you don't need a ladder. Strugz in the background skinning up...



Scenario Two - Durbs can get the ladder himself. Strugz in the background skinning up...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
strugz: that's [censored].

It'd be more like:

How many of vodka and orange does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them, one to blow up the lightbulb, one to abuse burnt toast and all other lightbulb changers.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
ARGH! Jo you beat me to it!

Then again you can't beat universal truth... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......

youl be my bitch - go change my bulb tongue

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
wink arrr

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz



you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......







ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



cool! Does that mean you make more fireworks explode more often? We only had a 50% success rate...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


steaksSILVER Member
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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Is there a point pehind the 'burnt toast/light bulb changing' thing? or just people randomly having a stab at strugz?

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


youl be my bitch - go change my bulb tongue



Fallen off already!? tongue

Guess that answers the question of whether or not Toast members are capable! biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: mcp



 Written by: strugz



you wish - vodka and orange will be like stage hands compared to the new improved toast.......







ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



cool! Does that mean you make more fireworks explode more often? We only had a 50% success rate...



ubblol ubblol ubblol



of couse, we would have at least blown both ends and set fire to the stage backing, whilst shout, what c**t built this!! and can i have some more K ubblol



trippy man - *stumbles off stage*



see why i say stage hands now dont you, differant leauge mate, differant leauge - but you have potential, wed like you to come down for an interview one day wink



Steaks - it mcp m8 - talking to me - of course its andom stabbing smile i mean its not like you can crash a lightbulb eh wink
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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
and if you could, strugz would be the one doing it, all the while never noticing the pub roof ripping shreds out of the side...

Hmmm, maybe I just took a burnt toast injoke and made it public? Oh well! It's stuff like that that'll make me a slice!

ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
wanabe slice......

youd be the only "slice girl" we have lex but shes a fat nakker and doesnt count as a slice...... more a "loaf girl" wink

so weve got

fat slice
burnt slice
stoned slice
baby slice
tall slice
gay slice
kieth (that name is just funny on its own wink )

so meg - with your staffin skills, youd have to be "crummy slice" wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
If I wanted to be a slice I'd be:

scottish slice.
or
macho slice.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
macho slice.....

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

your about as macho as a fairy at barbies tea party tongue

and scottish slice is just not original enough..... see i knew you were not ready yet wink

more abusive training required (damn i never thought id be saying that to you!) ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

how many flame oz members does it take to change a lightbulb?

er. they can't. if a flame oz 'member' ever got out, neon dave'd be all over them, and they'd never get near the lightbulb...

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol



good one dude - although im pretty sure that if dave ever got hold of a flame oz member - the bulb wouldnt need changing therd be enough heat and light generated through friction alone...... ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
I might be as macho as a fruit pastel, but in you lot, I'd definately be the macho one. I mean look at you! I could beat up each of your with a hand tied behind my back! (Not that it would be well tied there, since the person tying it there would most likely be stoned and incompetent, they are a member of toast after all.)

how does a 'member' change a lightbulb anyway? That 's a youtube video, right there.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

the challenge has been set.......

me and meg have a fight - loser changes a lightbuld with their member whilst dave films for Youtube ubblol

bing it on ya wee scottish puff wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

I'd like to bite me off a slice of meg.

ubbangel

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


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