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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
a muscle in my leg, yes tongue

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ME NEXT ME NEXT wink

Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
well at least you are giving your fore-arm muscles a rest for a change..

:rolleyes:

Mech.. the washing up still needs doing.

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: MisStix



Mech.. the washing up still needs doing.



snap mine to wink

Step (el-nombrie)


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Sparklygreenfire


Hey, I'm not on here to cause trouble, take the piss or make anyone un-happy.
You're all fantastic friends to him and he's very lucky to have you!! biggrin




Hey Sparkly

Got a good bunch of friends on here havnt i, all jumping to my defence, your right, i am lucky smile

But your right you are a great friend to me too and have been for a long time, just so this lot are aware yes weve been though some crap in the past, however youve also done alot for me in the past and i dont mind publicly admitting that in the slightest smile I still have the greatest of respect for you and will always be your friend, ............ as im sure this lot will too one day, shite they seem to like me so you should have it easy. smile

One thing you should know and may pick up on from reading these boards is the fact that im apparently gay, this may come as a shock to you but its been said to me soo much that im thinking its now true, coupled with the fact this lot have been tying to find me a new lady for 30 pages now and my best offers have been guys ubblol

*goes off to find dave* wink

please dont be intimidated by them all, they are all fookin lovelly, its the one thing people i suround myself with seem to all have in common.

hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
dude, you ARE gay, esle you just really like to [censored] men wink

Step (el-nombrie)


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not lovely. I'm horrible. Really really mean!! biggrin

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
see what i mean..........

Mech only say that coz he fancies me........... that and he cant get a woman and im the only other human that will give him a hug when i see him wink

ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


I'm not lovely. I'm horrible. Really really mean!! biggrin



ubblol ubblol

you wish Jo, you tring to be gangsta again!? biggrin

hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
hug

Hope all is well today

smile

Getting to the other side smile


bluecatgeek, level 1
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Location: everywhere


Posted:
he's not lucky to have me. i'm saving up my next firework 'show' to take place outside his tent at wychwood

angel

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

oh but i am mr cat but i am smile

There are many a hoppers who would love to have you in thier city im sure...... with a fluff too!!

that makes me lucky - (even tho we see less of eachother living so close!) ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Big hugs for Strugz hug biggrin biggrin biggrin Thanx mate...you rock!!

I've met a few of these peeps, years ago mind...but all were lovely. Jo, I'm sure you're not horrible!! biggrin


 Written by: strugz


One thing you should know and may pick up on from reading these boards is the fact that im apparently gay, this may come as a shock to you but its been said to me soo much that im thinking its now true, coupled with the fact this lot have been tying to find me a new lady for 30 pages now and my best offers have been guys ubblol





ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol
Well, thas no secret to me...I could have told you that years ago!! wink

hug hug hug

Are you a robot...or an alien?


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me! ubblol

Bluecat, may I hire your fireworks routine for my place of work...? tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
what you mean dude - without sounding to complimentry and gay......

your the best looking gay bloke on here, and your going to be a staffing legend by the time me and meg have finished with you ubbloco

so lots going for ya - get used to it.....

biggrin

this post will be deleted shortly because i cant have people thinking im nice.......

Dave - you are a complete censored

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Heheheh... nice.

Getting to the other side smile


mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
yup... Dave was getting interesting to watch on the doubles front at the BJC. He needs a bit of posture slapped into him on the contact front thou. I'll leave that for will to enjoy.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
umm Who are you...?

What have you done with Strugz and Meg?

Strugz - yer sooo gay. hug Loooong way to go before 'Staffing Legand' Status. I trust you to mold me to your will in the years to come. But thank you for your kind words... hug

Meg - Damn woman, I was hoping you were gonna do the slapping! Will's too gentle for his own good... wink Again thank you for your kind words... hug

So why is this thread still going...? confused

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
shrug

Same reason it was started... we don't have anything better to do than talk crap to our friends....

Actually... hold on... why would you want to do anything else?

grouphug

xx

Getting to the other side smile


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey strugz, dave 'trusts' us, to 'mold' him... Do you know what this means?

cos I don't but I think it's going to involve a hella ton of innuendo and practical jokes! biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
If it involves silly putty and jelly molds I'm ALL for it biggrin Bring it on! biggrin

Clare - Talking crap, like spinning, is an artform... It must be practiced lots before you can call yourself an uber-gobsh*te like yours truly... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me! ubblol





Awwww...he's had more than nice things to say about you!! smile

(Sorry Strugz... wink biggrin)

Are you a robot...or an alien?


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
meg, dave wants you to slap him while strugz molds him to his will(y) ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Sparklygreenfire - the poor naive boy... devil

Jo - Sick, Wrong, just WROOOOOONG!!! That's why I love you! hug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....

you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet smile

in only a year.....

you have good insperation i guess eh wink

lucky bugger ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Whoa! Has it REALLY been a year?! eek Time really flies!

Yeah I have recently looked at some old videos of my 'attempts' at doubles and CRINGE! redface

The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... wink (i.e. Cheating! biggrin )

Now back to the slapping and molding of willies... devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


The progress I made, can certainly be attributed to being inspired by the best... wink (i.e. Cheating! biggrin )





hehehehe you learn well young grasshopper wink

we are all "grass-hoppers" round here tho eh ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
No, we're all "grass smokers who use HoP" wink

Damn I'm good tongue

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Pft! Toma(y)to / Tomatos. All the same... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: strugz



i was actually telling her about the day i met you dude - bodmin, bjc.....



you and your "doubles skills" looking back laughable - looking now, fooking sweet smile









...oh yeah, and there was that too!! biggrin wink

Are you a robot...or an alien?


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