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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: _Clare_



Be home tonight, around 11.

tongue

(Alternatively, you could check your email)



Sweet, we've got a girl, a date, AND a time.

Could Claire have made herself any more obvious in this thread? ubblol

Make it happen Struggy. I can't make it any easier.


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:sorry but i was picking up the hints how u didnt get them strugz

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Really?



Do you think?



I could argue in my defence, but won't.



Sarcasm and fickleness is a part of my nature though.



shrug



tongue

EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1171571025)


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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Wait a moment... you're fickle?

Get out of here.

You'll be saying Strugz likes women next.
Mental


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: _Clare_


Sarcasm and fickleness is a part of my nature though.






"Fickle: a flirt's volatile affections." -Dictionary.com

I guess that says it all. wink

The only thing worse than a guy not getting any is a guy not getting any while being flirted with by girls that have no real interest.

That's just mean. wink

Now move along so we can find some girlies that might actually return his affection.

"NOOOOOKIE FOR STRUUUUUUUGS!"
"FREEEEE NOOOOKIE FOR STRUUUUGS!"
biggrin


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Shut up.

smile


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: MikefromGlos



ouch thats gotta hurt





I'll remove this in a bit for decency reasons, but here's something you two should get before meeting up (thanks Nx for the idea...).



clicky



Now you only have to decide if it's Clare's or Strugz's ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:smile

That's a nice website.

smile


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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted: Written by: _Clare_


Shut up.

smile



You don't need the smiley. I had it coming.

smile

That's what I get for being outside the loop and still trying to be cheeky.

hug


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted: Written by: strugz


ubblol ubblol

:

I dont know why i came to you wasters for help wink

Still - either way i blame Meg smile

ubblol



Plus you have sorted a trip to Oz to broaden your options..


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:ubblol

Nice one NYC...

hug


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:well valentines day is coming up soon - hopefully young strugz has found someone by then!

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:hopefully not dude....... i mean, that would cost me money then wouldnt it wink

ubblol

ubblove


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:don't go posting your address in the vane hope that you might get a V-day card or two sent to you.. that really would be desperate.. lol

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:1 priory avenue
st denys
southampton
so17 2lt

wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Hehee! I even remember how to walk to yours from town devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:I don't, I got a company taxi... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Who's company though? Rent-a-slacker/slapper?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:<slap>

guess.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:smile

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:[MCP = MR. BUMBLE]
One boy,
Boy for sale.
He's going cheap.
Only seven guineas.
That -- or thereabouts.

Small boy...
Rather pale...
From lack of sleep.
Feed him gruel dinners.
Stop him getting stout.

If I should say he wasn't very greedy...
I could not, I'd be telling you a tale.
One boy,
Boy for sale.
Come take a peep.
Have you ever seen as
Nice
A boy
For sale.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:The resemblence is uncanny.... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Aww now I feel inclined to send you a V-day card and I hardly know you Strugz!!

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:No card needed. Just show up at his house Weds with a box of chocolates. Then send the chocolates to me. You won't need them.

wink


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Oh, the desperation I sense coming from this thread...

i think we should rename it:

'Many people need to get laid... STAT!'

rolleyes

Worse than a bunch of hormone fuelled teenage boys watching cruel intentions...


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:And someone PLEASE screw Strugz...

He's getting so frustrated tha nobody wants to be near him at meets for fear of Leg humping.


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I see him tonight... ubbangel

I'll make sure he gets what's coming to him...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

you wish neon tongue

there is a chance synergy will be without me this evening......

rolleyes

we shall see biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Oh well,



One thing's for sure, whoever gets him next, when it finally happens he'll be thinking of ALL of us...



biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol you not turning up somewhere again dude rolleyes wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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