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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Lol... nice one Jo... exactly what this thread needs smile

Getting to the other side smile


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


 Written by: MisStix


Dave - I've not met you yet.. but you missed a bit.. left shoe - on the heel.. lick boy lick..! lol



Hey! My 'yes Miss!' was more of a school boy addressing his teacher you kinky biatch! I'm not one to lick other's boots, if anything YOU will be licking my boots or I will be beating you within an inch of your dinner! spank and you WILL enjoy it!!!

Would you like some sauce with that? biggrin

hug


only if it's bolonaise and you whip with with your soggy pasta.. ubbloco


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:aww that bikini really brings out the color of her eyes!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Can I just congratulate jo-rhymes on possibly the best post ever?

g'damn! If that isn't the funniest picture I have seen for a while!

Strugz has stated his prefered girlfriend desires... (gay) so can we turn this thread into abuse now? biggrin


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link




confused she got a purdy mouth Strugzie.... ubblove



don't worry about the matching goatee.. you guys will look cute together...

EDITED_BY: MisStix (1176835010)


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Hahahahhahahahhahaha....

I nearly choked.

It's the one red eye....

Rarrr.


Getting to the other side smile


jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted: Written by: mcp


Can I just congratulate jo-rhymes on possibly the best post ever?





i accept snogs as congratulations Meg wink
ubblove


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Skully, your sister has every ight to think Dave a fine piece of eye candy, even I have to admit he is pretty good looking. I just mis-enterpreted Dave's original post. redface

Jo, that picture is hillarious.

MisStix, mind if I don't bend at your knee's, I have a cramp in my left leg from walking all day and kneeling will be a little difficult. And that picture just scares me! eek


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:Steaks.. the offer of servitude wasn't extended to you dear..

Now hobble along, theres a good boy.... wink


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol ubblol

pure ruthless!!

you aint a "Miss" for nothing eh devil

smile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted: Written by: MisStix


Steaks.. the offer of servitude wasn't extended to you dear..

Now hobble along, theres a good boy.... wink



outch,

now thats the boss smile


Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:*cracks knuckles, streatches and yawns*

who's next.. I'm in 'one of those moods' today.. ubblol

You pulled yet Strugz?


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:a muscle in my leg, yes tongue

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:ME NEXT ME NEXT wink

Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix_
_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land
Member Since: 15th Feb 2002
Total posts: 2419
Posted:well at least you are giving your fore-arm muscles a rest for a change..

:rolleyes:

Mech.. the washing up still needs doing.


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted: Written by: MisStix



Mech.. the washing up still needs doing.



snap mine to wink


Step (el-nombrie)


strugz
strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: Sparklygreenfire


Hey, I'm not on here to cause trouble, take the piss or make anyone un-happy.
You're all fantastic friends to him and he's very lucky to have you!! biggrin




Hey Sparkly

Got a good bunch of friends on here havnt i, all jumping to my defence, your right, i am lucky smile

But your right you are a great friend to me too and have been for a long time, just so this lot are aware yes weve been though some crap in the past, however youve also done alot for me in the past and i dont mind publicly admitting that in the slightest smile I still have the greatest of respect for you and will always be your friend, ............ as im sure this lot will too one day, shite they seem to like me so you should have it easy. smile

One thing you should know and may pick up on from reading these boards is the fact that im apparently gay, this may come as a shock to you but its been said to me soo much that im thinking its now true, coupled with the fact this lot have been tying to find me a new lady for 30 pages now and my best offers have been guys ubblol

*goes off to find dave* wink

please dont be intimidated by them all, they are all fookin lovelly, its the one thing people i suround myself with seem to all have in common.

hug


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mech
mech

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Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:dude, you ARE gay, esle you just really like to [censored] men wink

Step (el-nombrie)


jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:I'm not lovely. I'm horrible. Really really mean!! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:see what i mean..........

Mech only say that coz he fancies me........... that and he cant get a woman and im the only other human that will give him a hug when i see him wink

ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


strugz
strugz

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Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


I'm not lovely. I'm horrible. Really really mean!! biggrin



ubblol ubblol

you wish Jo, you tring to be gangsta again!? biggrin

hug


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:hug

Hope all is well today

smile


Getting to the other side smile


bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:he's not lucky to have me. i'm saving up my next firework 'show' to take place outside his tent at wychwood

angel


Holistic Spinner (I hope)


strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

oh but i am mr cat but i am smile

There are many a hoppers who would love to have you in thier city im sure...... with a fluff too!!

that makes me lucky - (even tho we see less of eachother living so close!) ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Sparklygreenfire
Sparklygreenfire

*Green Spirit*
Location: Southampton, England
Member Since: 11th Aug 2004
Total posts: 201
Posted:Big hugs for Strugz hug biggrin biggrin biggrin Thanx mate...you rock!!

I've met a few of these peeps, years ago mind...but all were lovely. Jo, I'm sure you're not horrible!! biggrin


 Written by: strugz


One thing you should know and may pick up on from reading these boards is the fact that im apparently gay, this may come as a shock to you but its been said to me soo much that im thinking its now true, coupled with the fact this lot have been tying to find me a new lady for 30 pages now and my best offers have been guys ubblol





ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol
Well, thas no secret to me...I could have told you that years ago!! wink

hug hug hug


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Strugz, my deepest sympathies if the best offers you've had are from me! ubblol

Bluecat, may I hire your fireworks routine for my place of work...? tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:what you mean dude - without sounding to complimentry and gay......

your the best looking gay bloke on here, and your going to be a staffing legend by the time me and meg have finished with you ubbloco

so lots going for ya - get used to it.....

biggrin

this post will be deleted shortly because i cant have people thinking im nice.......

Dave - you are a complete censored


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Heheheh... nice.

Getting to the other side smile


mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:yup... Dave was getting interesting to watch on the doubles front at the BJC. He needs a bit of posture slapped into him on the contact front thou. I'll leave that for will to enjoy.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:umm Who are you...?

What have you done with Strugz and Meg?

Strugz - yer sooo gay. hug Loooong way to go before 'Staffing Legand' Status. I trust you to mold me to your will in the years to come. But thank you for your kind words... hug

Meg - Damn woman, I was hoping you were gonna do the slapping! Will's too gentle for his own good... wink Again thank you for your kind words... hug

So why is this thread still going...? confused


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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