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mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
nice one birgit! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol Fantastic photos there Spanner, love the one with Strugz in the swing biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Sweet biggrin My feet are size 12 (UK ) lol I need to get that conversion chart on a badge or T-shirt ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*winks at Mynci*

and a big "awwwwwwwww" for the pictures biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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MynciBRONZE Member
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Posted:
biggrin
*is confused* I see no pictures...ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
the ones that spanner linked to... delayed reaction from me there because while she posted that, I was searching the web for that conversion chart smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


shoshanahSILVER Member
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232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Cute, Nice has a job, Big feet and plays with fire. Why is he single?

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Because in real life he's a censored

smile

And he's mine I tell you!
Mine!

Muahahahahahahaaa.

*ahem*

And Meg's (We can share)

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
There's an image I NEVER need taking up residence in my vivid imagination...



Piggy in the middle (Strugz is the pig... biggrin) tongue ubbrollsmile eek



Btw. Pre-emptive *Pong* when you're really to pass Strugz on... Or Yourself... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
ha!

now there is an image im gonna try and forget.... eek

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


rin_666SILVER Member
enthusiast
223 posts
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom


Posted:
have to say this is one of the strangest threads I have read...although given me the giggles for the rest of the night smile and strugz good luck hug

animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I'd shag him...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh my goodness!
Strugz shall I send over a hand picked selection of Aussie beauty's who like to play with stave's?

wink ubblol hug

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
I could fix you up with my cousin in the UooooK...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Gnor


and under 50 perhaps.


Dang. I was just about on to it... wink

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
no age limit.......but he would have to emmigrate

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
strugz and sandy are sinlge eek it makes no sense what is the world coming to

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
No Mortal Woman is worthy of them....





.........................



.........................



.........................



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



(Then again you don't seem surprised that I am single! angry Oh wait, I me! shrug)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Valura


oh my goodness!
Strugz shall I send over a hand picked selection of Aussie beauty's who like to play with stave's?

wink ubblol hug



Yes biggrin handpicked too - i feel special ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
dave, what are you on about

strugz man, come on, get out into the crowds of all the places you spin those techs of yours and have a tshirt that says i was the fit guy on stage

DO IT

I like Languages.

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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Osakini


dave, what are you on about

strugz man, come on, get out into the crowds of all the places you spin those techs of yours and have a tshirt that says i was the fit guy on stage

DO IT



I feel a t-shirt based present coming on... biggrin

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

not from you though - itll probably say - "im gay and desperate"

which wont help my cause at all............. it will be funny, but wont help biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Or how about one that says

<<--GAY & DESPERATE -->> ?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
with something like Stand clear ladies on the back

ubblol

and it should be bright pink

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Or how about one that says

<<--GAY & DESPERATE -->> ?



Or it could just say "Dave" wink

ubblol

ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
You could, but people might think that was your name - I wouldn't wish that on anyone...

Plus people might imagine it with an unwritten 'Property of' preceding it. Again fate worse than Meg... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


-sandy-BRONZE Member
old hand
716 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
i want a t shirt that says

i dont have a house
i dont have a car
i dont have a job
but im in a fire crew

i nicked it off a band shirt. oh how the girls would come a flocking smile

"Don't do it naked!"


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
yeah, they would think you're a volunteer firefighter... that would work well biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: -sandy-


i dont have a house
i dont have a car
i dont have a job
but im in a fire crew




cool for strugz it would be:

I have a house,
I have a car,
I have a job,
AND I'm in a fire crew,
But I'm gay.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Puresockaddict
406 posts
Location: Oxford, UK


Posted:
So how is this thread working out? Any offers yet Strugz?

I demand gossip!

"Take that, math!"


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