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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


bluecatgeek, level 1
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Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

send me the ad, would ya? (for uber)

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


 Written by: _Clare_


Who'd have thought it was hiding a sexual animal...?




You dont know the half of it biggrin ubblol




Interspecies romance? eek

(though I suppose men and women could be counted as different species, in which case he's got a little sex slave somewhere under his bed...)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Post deleted by strugz

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
redface

Ah yes... well, I had to sell you somehow...

shrug


tongue


(Oh, and btw, I've had Eimhin confirm!!! Woohoo biggrin )

Getting to the other side smile


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok so some bullshit about me!!



Good Points



Young (ish) tongue

Stable (although maybe not mentally)

Professional in my Job (if you can believe it im a chartered surveyor)

Committed

Not Gay despite what MCP will tell you

Earns good money

Has an awesome bunch of friends all over country (or at least ones that pretend well wink )

Spins staff well so im told

Likes to travel

Likes to help people





Bad points



Usually has lots to do

Sometimes struggles to get things done on time ubbangel

Smokes weed



See a pattern here wink



erm - winks alot biggrin



That’s this list ended the rest of me is perfect ubblol







Woman must be:



Independent

Have interests of her own as well as some in mine

Hippy not towny (don’t do bling bling)

The ability to be without but still be with

Confident

I guess some nice looks whilst im asking

or nice body, Shite – or both! wink

Spins staff? Or wants to learn…..

Likes festivals

Above all - Is nothing like MCP ubblol wink



Im not that fussy - see ubbangel



ubblol



However i feel a better add is:



Strugz and Eimhin naked staff workshops "for females" 24th February Ireland. Apply now smile



(i mean, what female in their right mind would want to miss that? wink )



ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

Holistic Spinner (I hope)


GnorBRONZE Member
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Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
[Quote]Strugz and Eimhin naked staff workshops[/Quote]

Use lots of sunscreen.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I've seen everything already... So I'm not sold... tongue



Strugz's Brother on the other hand... rolleyes

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jesus Dave, is there any bloke safe from your perving?!!............................on second thoughts, don't answer that.

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
youre not sold Dave?

i though it was me they were trying to sell? and youd have to be "bought" confused

And you aint seen nothing, Eimhin and i - coverd in sunscreen..... [censored] even ive yet to see that..... mind you, you do have a perverted mind, fancy men and are great with photoshop...... so maybe you already have ?

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I mean I've seen everything I need to, anything else would make me cry...

 Written by: the_mods_stole_my_name


Jesus Dave, is there any bloke safe from your perving?!!


Only those I actually REALLY fancy!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Oh. Dear. God.

Please no. The people of Belfast have suffered enough

tongue

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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin



[Only those I actually REALLY fancy!



redface well i never....... wink

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
 Written by: Strugzling to get a girlfriend

Smokes weed





Wrong section mate. wink

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
You mean every other thread except this one...? tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hmmmm Strugz AND Eimhin?!? Where in Ireland? bounce ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: UnbearablyColdOrFreezing



 Written by: Strugzling to get a girlfriend

Smokes weed





Wrong section mate. wink





ubblol



i thought that ........



guess thats what friends are for eh, pointing out mistakes - thanks dude ubblol



hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Brigit...

I'm hosting two uber-esque master classes in Belfast...

The first is for beginner staff and is on Feb 24 and will be run by Mr Strugnell Esq. and Mr Eimhin Esq.... both ridiculously good, as you know.

It's going to be an afternoon of intensive staffery... Strugz will (hopefully) be teaching moves and tricks... Eimhin is teaching movement and body positioning.

Both lads will be around in the evening, so we'll hopefully go spin some fire later that night.

Then, on Saturday March 3rd, there will be a poi class featuring the outstanding Mister Bluecat and the disturbingly talented Mister Ronan.

It's the same as the staff class... an afternoon of hardcore training, with maybe some fire later.


The classes are being held cos Lisa and I run poi workshops here, and I think it's really important for our small, new spinning community in Belfast to see what is out there...


Places are going to be quite limited, and I've already had a few people from here ask about them... but if you guys want to come over, you will be very welcome smile

I have a big house, which can sleep five people in beds, and many more on the floor. Lisa, on the other hand, lives in a castle (:) true!). I haven't asked her about it, but I don't think she would mind people staying...

xx

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
While we're at it Strugz... *adds to the 'mistakes that need rectifying*

This may take a while...

Skin up... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


GnorBRONZE Member
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5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


. Lisa, on the other hand, lives in a castle (:) true!). I haven't asked her about it, but I don't think she would mind people staying...

xx



wwhoaahh...she never used to.....thats awesome ubblove hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'll look into it. Reason (PhD, money, etc) is sitting on my left shoulder and trying to kick the sh!t out of "I haven't seen these people in ages and really want to do some spinny stuff" on the right. Will let you know soon smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Nope, she used to live with me... then she lived in a highly unsuitable place in Belfast... and now, she is in somewhere much more fitting smile

I saw it a couple of days ago, it's incredible...

A proper castley/type mansion house, looking out over Belfast, in 14 acres of grounds, with it's own heated swimming pool (from mid-May smile ).

The house has been divided into apartments, and she's sharing one of them with an artist friend of ours.

Am slightly jealous biggrin

I know she wouldn't mind guests, but she is sharing with someone else, so would have to be considerate of that...

Getting to the other side smile


MynciBRONZE Member
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
strugz in bad points you forgot to mention... rarely shows up ubblol are you going to the Uni juggling on monday? I'll bring a girl... wink she may not be interested but she'll be pretty, female and able to at least do a conveyor with a staff biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Brigit...

PhD... Money. Pah!

Ignore those little demons in your head...

Come play with us smile


(Btw, happy Imbolc everyone... (or happy St Brigid's Day biggrin). Tis the first day of the Irish spring... so keep good energy and positivity about you - set you up for the rest of the year)

Getting to the other side smile


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I made my Northern Irish colleague throw a coin. It seemed appropriate. Looks like I'm going bounce

And yay, happy Goddess-I'm-named-after-day everyone biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Hurrah!!!!!!!!!

Awesome biggrin

Are you coming for the staff, poi or both?! biggrin

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
The last few posts have been informative, useful and demonstrates HOppers' ability to get things organised.



Please stop it right now tongue



Strugz is still single...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hey, I did offer, if it was him AND Eimhin. And I did even demonstrate my willingness to travel for that event!

Clare... not sure yet, need to check diary and when I need to work on weekends etc.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Humblest apologies...


Yeesh... alright then...


You're all gay.


better?


smile


(Brigit, no problem biggrin)

Getting to the other side smile


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
I think I joined the conversation again at the wrong point. I now have a rather disturbing mental image of *naked* Strugz practising a new contact move that he never thought of before.. eek



*shudder*
EDITED_BY: Stix* (1170338249)

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


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