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"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

harsh...

but amusing

Getting to the other side

yeah i know Pamela Handerson Strugz's girlfriend? yeah?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

i know her to

very well infact, shes a bloomin amazing woman

Step (el-nombrie)

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Step (el-nombrie)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Step (el-nombrie)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Pamela Handerson? You lot crack me up...
Think Strugz must be off work ill...has anyone seen him on here today? Hmmm...must be a really bad case of man flu!! Bless him

 Written by: NikiStix


hello Jen yes it's me.. took me a while to figure out it was you but the penny dropped the other day..

how the devil are you me good lady?



Ahhhh...thought that was you!!!
I'm getting there my dear, bin a bit up and down of late but all will work itself out in the end!!
I remember meeting you at southampton common, one of the first ever spins me thinks? I think we spoke in the pub...ahhhh...joyful memories!
Hows you me flower?

Are you a robot...or an alien?

ups and downs - like you say.. but I guess that is just life innit? Keep saying to my self that it's going to be a great summer!

yeah.. that was a good day wan't it? you coming to the one in May? shoudl be a giggle.. specially if I'm not driving.. means I can get drunkie pops and fall over!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Yeah me too, staying positive recently has been a tad tough...but yeah, it gonna be a GREAT SUMMER!!
I didn't know there was one...Oooooo....exciting!! Is that at the common too? My mate and I will be coming to that then...and if you're gonna drink, then I may just have to do the same.

Are you a robot...or an alien?

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Certainly would!!

Will go check that out!! xxx

Are you a robot...or an alien?

do i - do i really, need a girlfriend that is.........

well after an emotional 6 moths of madness.......

i dont think i do

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

Having to resort to reverse psychology now, Strugz?

Get a job.

Then you won't think so much about not having a girl/boyfriend.



But seriously, Get a Job.

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

good for you Strugnell

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

He got a job...

It has nice windows...

Getting to the other side

i do you know.....



2 weeks after play i start working for these guys who have foolish told me that im great and they want to pay me stupid money



Yay!



my new place of work



no prank calls please they already have given me the job



As fo my last post - i was refering to the title of this thread - strugz needs a girlfriend stat................ no, he doesnt

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

those 6 moths worked out well for you then, you dirty beggar?

Because ActiveAngel sounds like a feminine deodorant

Like sex, I'm much more interesting in real life than online.

'Be the change you want to see in the world around you' - Ghandi

im as clean as soap

dirty round here means dave doesnt it?

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

 Written by: strugz


im as clean as soap

dirty round here means dave doesnt it?



*sniff*

i remeber when that used to be me

Step (el-nombrie)

dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

 Written by: strugz


dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level





i choose to qoute my favourite lines from Charlie brown -

its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."

Step (el-nombrie)

 Written by: strugz


As fo my last post - i was refering to the title of this thread - strugz needs a girlfriend stat................ no, he doesnt







Since you're obviously waiting for someone to ask before you spill the beans, consider that done (I do have a suspicion though I may be very wrong, so I'll shut up and wait for the revelation...)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

So you're doing the Guildford Arts Buliding?

Sweet - can we have a big room, with high ceilings, projector, UV lighting and mirrors on 2 sides please....

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

 Written by: strugz


im as clean as soap

dirty round here means dave doesnt it?



 Written by: mech


*sniff*

i remeber when that used to be me



 Written by: strugz


dude you go beyond dirty.....

Dave becoming the dirty fella he is has just pushed you up to the next level





HEY! I resemble those remarks! oh well Oh well, I met your current ladyboy, he seems lovely... No thanks to this thread!

Mech, don't worry, I'm sure there's room for two Uber-Gutterminds on here... (since I don't post here that often due to no instant net access anymore, the floor is yours... Now lick it clean... )

Don't worry

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

 Written by: mech





its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."



that would be Pigpen.. my childhood nickname..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

there are beans to spill?

i would never spill any beans - i like them toooo much!

Durbs - new arts building in guildford - yes, 2million contract i believe, and yes i think the budget includes high ceilings

You thinking what im thinking then

Inside knowledge could get us the use of the space, it starts august and im guessing could be a 40 wk contract

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

 Written by: _Stix_


 Written by: mech





its from the dirty kid in Charlie brown (i forget his name) but he says "i may be dirty, but i have clean thoughts..."



that would be Pigpen.. my childhood nickname..



niki - you ake me happy in so man ways !

Step (el-nombrie)