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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:You'll probably skip the dinner and movie and skip straight to making mini-staffers... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Nah, that would be an awful waste of talent. Imagine the two of them in bed 24-7 and not learning and teaching any new moves. No good.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Hee hee...

Imagine them stopping mid-coitus to film new positions for an offshoot (ubblol) of L.A.B Reports?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted: Written by: Birgit


Imagine the two of them in bed 24-7



I am baby, ohhh I am!! ubbangel


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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Hey! I'm not sleeping with strugz! It's un-reciprocated love. He can go and pine away somewhere else... He should try and get over it, probably for him, with claire and a tongue piercing, while neon dave is filming for the divorce courts.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Well I'd imagine you wouldn't get any sleep anyway...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
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mcp

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Posted:I'd be learning dual whips, you're right. Gotta keep the horny strugz away somehow.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:I find saying you've run out of green helps...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:Meg do you have any photos of you in pvc hotpants using whips? ubbangel

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:No, strugz stole them all. frown

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
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Posted:the photo's or the hotpants and whips ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...

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Posted:definatley the hot pants ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Crotches optional....

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted:sexy!!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Meg, you better be careful with them whips... after all, Strugz might be unwhippable, like Superboy is unspankable on these covers of "Superboy, the Secret of Smallville High":

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:I refute the forced monkey love mad

I never even met Tarzan.... ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

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Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


Meg do you have any photos of you in pvc hotpants using whips? ubbangel




Hmmm, yes, that would be nice


ubblove



ubbangel



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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:umm

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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jo_rhymes
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Posted:let's get some girly action going on biggrin

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:I can't. Molly dog is watching me.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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jo_rhymes
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jo_rhymes

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Posted:she's not, she's at home asleep. no one's watching, no one will ever know! wink

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

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Posted:I can't do it when molly dog is watching! I know she is! ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

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Posted:Hurrah...

Just like this:

(a lovely picture, for Meg and strugz ubblol )


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

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Posted:oh dear. I just googled "kinky whip" on images. Safesearch was off. eek

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:That'd be a great look for Strugz...

Jo? Want me to babysit Mollydog for you...? wink


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_Clare_
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_Clare_

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Posted:Nah.... dont you think this is more Strugz?


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(have to stop this rudeness eek biggrin)


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mcp
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mcp

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Posted:Well I wouldn't say no....


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but I think it could all turn a bit weird:


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"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I love the idea that you googled 'S&M Squirrels'... ubblol

Wonder if that squirrel would keep Strugz's nuts in his/her cheeks....


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
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mcp

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Posted:well if that's all it takes to get you hot, I can google other things too... ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:if you can find a kinky dolphin I'll bring you chocolate to juggling tonight.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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