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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

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Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...

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Posted: Written by: _Clare_



You get to pee standing up.



Le sigh.



smile





After that car journey - you dont know how much that made me laugh ubblol wink ubbangel



Durbs - has man flue..... awwwwww, hope you die soon biggrin wink



hug



As for the rest of you - penis sword figthing! ubblol you guys are 'kin nuts........... however thats a better add than naked Strugz and Eimhin staff workshops....



Play main show this year "Naked Strugz and Ucof, penis fight"



Oh dear.......... i reckon it would be a sell out....... [censored] id even pay to see it ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Does this story involve more laybys? *tut*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

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Posted:Ladyboys?

confused


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

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Posted:"After that car journey - you dont know how much that made me laugh"


tongue

Ah, the pain.

thank god for random Indian restaurants in English villages.


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:Raaaaaa!

Dam its late, i cant sleep and i missed the toast party at Kronic the weekend frown

For all you curious people out there, the answer is no....... i think wink

ubblol

Ill be at synergy this friday tho, so who coming with me?

ubbangel

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"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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_Clare_
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_Clare_

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Posted:rolleyes

hug2

Thanks for being splendid last night... I really appreciated the conversation...

Enjoy Synergy smile


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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:I'll see you at Synergy Strugz! I will also be playing Cupid and setting you up with this nice Thai Hippy girl called 'Ming Li', she has dreads, wears flowery dresses and is a fledging staff spinner. P.S. She says in advance 'the beard is just a costume...' tongue

ubbangel


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ubblol ubblol

ill bring a razor then shall i wink

you playing cupid - now thats funny......!!


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Hey! I'd suit the toga, wings and the bow & arrow. Not so much the blond curly locks though... ubbangel

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

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Posted:I'm sure a wig will sort that out...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Gnor
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Gnor

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Posted:Seen these wings

They actually flap and play tunes. You bend forward to change the flapping pattern.

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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I might problems with the 'bending forward' part...

Strugz on the other hand... biggrin (now there's a thought...) ubblol


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:well - im not that good at bending forward dude - you have seen the pix in my gallery hav you not!! My back aint what it used to be!

ubblol

so get that thought outta yer head ubbloco


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Too late, the seed has been planted and is now growing into a tree. You'll be bobbing for apples by March... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


the seed has been planted



Huurrrr hur hur-hur.

Gay.


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Too late, the seed has been planted and is now growing into a tree. You'll be bobbing for apples by March... tongue





ubblol ubblol ubblol


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Parafinfairy
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Parafinfairy

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Posted:Strugz!!!!! Only just seen this corker of a thread!!!! Wow its amazing!! I'm so pleased you're coming to Synergy - I'll be there with bells on. Warm up for OUR BURNT TOAST PARTY (anyone interested see thread in events blah blah) next week I reckon.

You missed a pretty good night at Kronic and lunch round fattys mothers house which was good - ate her out of house and home!!!

See you Friday mate - how you getting there??? smile kiss bounce hug


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
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Posted:its all those attempts at the matrix, they'll kill you strugz

your back will infact snap soon


I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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Gnor
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Gnor

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Too late, the seed has been planted and is now growing into a tree. You'll be bobbing for apples by March... tongue



with beautiful barbie wings I hope

Thats soo pale


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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NYC


NYC

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Posted: Written by: _Clare_




hug2

Thanks for being splendid last night... I really appreciated the conversation...




"You're just like a little brother hug"

See... that's your problem.

I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin'.

wink

13 pages and you still ain't got none? Giddey up son!


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:ubblol

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

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Posted:I think I know a lady for you Strugz wink half an hour and a bit of kevlar and you'll be in ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

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Posted:ubblol

oh yeh.. know something i dont?

please share ubbloco

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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[Nx?]
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[Nx?]

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Posted:ditto nyc ubblol

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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strugz
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strugz

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Posted:so im like a little brother........ there annoying ubbloco

at the moment with all the things going on in life i feel very much like peoples big brother....... rolleyes

i wish i had a big brother.......

maybe i should start a "strugz need a big brother stat!" thread...... oh wait that would just give dave another place to harras me wink

biggrin

ubblol


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be right here waiting for you... devil

I don't think the 'brother' thing will come into it. It'd be just WRONG eek


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

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Posted:I look forward to the day when Strugz gets himself a girlfriend, and then we can point her to this thread...



Conversation 2 years in the future:

Random person: "So...how did you 2 meet?"

Strugz: "Well...er...I was pimped out by lots of gay people on a website for fire-spinners"


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Gnor
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Gnor

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Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
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Posted:ubblol ubblol



Little brothers are annoying...



Mine is taller than me, but younger than me, and highly annoying.



Sorry for any added stress Strugnell redface

Will try not to do it again... much.



Dave, I don't think we've met yet (maybe vaguely, in a stoned kindof way)... but I'm looking forward to it... I want to hear you sing that line... in fact, we could stand outside Strugz's tent (since it will probably be at a convention) and duet...



I will be right here waiting for you... la la la la laaaaa, la la la la laaaaaaa.... heheheheh.



devil



And Durbs... I think if some poor girl were foolish enough to date Strugz, this thread would be the least of her worries





ubbangel



smile

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:I'm not sure if I'm ready to inflict my vocal stylings on the world! And if I do! I prefer doing solo shows! wink

(Probably why I'm single!)

Can you harmonize? rolleyes


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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