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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:if strugz is gay... I have a new gay hairstyle... it's spikey just need to go blonde and wear some skin tight clothes...



oh and to stop pouting..(pouting makes me look straight wink )


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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rin_666
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge, United Kingdom

Total posts: 223
Posted: Written by: Mynci



oh and to stop pouting..(pouting makes me look straight wink )



how can pouting make you look straight? shrug


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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:you've never met Lee, obviously... wink He looks Gayer than Strugz...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:gayer than strugz/???
that's unheard of

well atleast lee can do the matrix without cheating HAHAHAHHA


I like Languages.

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:*pokes everyone in this thread with a sharp, pointy stick*



---POKE---

LEAVE STRUGS ALONE *grrrr*


he's a nice lad, and dosent need all this [censored]


*looks at meg*

*stearn look*


strugs................. ignore this thread............. we all looooovvvveeeee youuuuuuu D:


*not in a homosexual way wink


*wet towel in hand*

who wants a slap?? ubblol


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Strugz and ravehead up the tree! K I S S I N G!!

ubblol hehe nana


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:First comes love
Second comes the civil ceramony (BEing politicaly correct)
Third comes the mess in the carridge of a strugz/ravehead thing!!!

Love ya all really


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:ubblol

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ubblol call me gay.............i REALLY don't give a [censored]!!!!


strugs.............. your an amazing, talllented person............there's more to life than HoP





jo.......................... you smell ubblol


mike............... meh.


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:i feel previlaged and not being smelly lol... i am just a meh lol



EDIT: I know you will get you revenge anyway ravhead ethier at eastern haze or play...



some with you strugz cause iam slacker as well lol....



I find myself without any eyebrows one day but it wont be to bad because i will be at play with no mirror to see lol juggle ubblove

EDITED_BY: MikefromGlos (1169860601)


he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Can we not just lock Meg and Strugz into a small room together for a month. They will either 'get it on' (as the late great Marvin Gaye would say), or one of them will be dead...(the odds on Meg winning are 2-1, Strugz 11-1) smile

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Haha, that's a fantastic idea Skully!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:just don't let them have any sticks then we mere mortals would have a day or so to catch up wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:i think meg and strugz would make a lovely couple ubblove

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Have you found a girlfriend yet Strugz?!

They say the minute you stop looking for it, is when it will come - when you least expect it

So stop making a scene and don't think about it! tongue

at least that's what they've been telling me! ubbangel


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester, England (UK)

Total posts: 1365
Posted:Thats true, I can only get a boyfriend when I absolutely convince myself that I don't want one, and then one comes along at the most inconvient moment.

But I really have given up on men for now anyway.

Good luck Strugz, I'm sure someone will come along smile


Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:Wow, 5 pages and no takers.

HoP certainly has changed over the years. Where have all the slutty female firepspinners gone? Used to be you couldn't start any thread in Chat without being propositioned by a chorus of hotties...

*shrug*

When do we get to start a thread to get Meg some?

ubbangel


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Strugz has been a bit quiet recently... maybe he's 'busy'...

wink


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:wouldnt we feel so bad if he got kidnapped by somone off HoP when he went on a date with them and they locked him in a cage to spin FOR EVER

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:feel bad?

nope

i'd laugh ubblol


I like Languages.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Shhhhh Mike, don't give the plan away!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:well... if he likes kinky, he might not mind the cage so much ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Hmmm...

So, the plan is... lure Mister Strugz out of his house with some mild sexual innuendo.

Kidnap him, dress him in gold lame (as illustrated below), then put him in a cage for personal entertainment, making him wiggle when necessary, or when poked?

(He could also be hired out...)

Sounds good.

I'll volunteer for that smile

As long as he looks like this...


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Getting to the other side smile

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Good plan Clare!! wink

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:ooohhh i'll help biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Rarrr indeed... methinks biggrin

Getting to the other side smile

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Clare, what do you think of this outfit for Strugz? I found it on hunkwear.com ubblol


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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:oh dear i am sorry mr strugz all i can say is you are being locked in a cage to stop the rest of male Hop suffering the bad costumes lol we thank you and then say rather you then me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Mascot


Mascot

enthusiast


Total posts: 301
Posted:Why don't Sandy and Strugz get together and then everyone'd be happy.

Sandy and Strugz....you just need to discover the inner homosexual. together. In Cages and aformentioned clothes if you must but DEFINITELY not where I can see.


Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:yes well thats happening the people who put them in cages should go to the nearist pub i should think to get supidd drunk and spin for the locals lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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