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mcp
mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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mcp
mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:Also strugz has size 11 feet.

ubbrollsmile


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:Which for the good of mankind must always remain in his reinforced boots of steel and atmospherically sealed socks.
(He even keeps them on in bed.......so I'm told)


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: mcp


Also strugz has size 11 feet.




For non-UK applicants, here is the conversion chart ubbangel


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mcp
mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.
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Total posts: 5276
Posted:nice one birgit! ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol Fantastic photos there Spanner, love the one with Strugz in the swing biggrin

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Sweet biggrin My feet are size 12 (UK ) lol I need to get that conversion chart on a badge or T-shirt ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:*winks at Mynci*

and a big "awwwwwwwww" for the pictures biggrin


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Mynci
Mynci

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Location: wombling free...
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Total posts: 8737
Posted:biggrin
*is confused* I see no pictures...ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:the ones that spanner linked to... delayed reaction from me there because while she posted that, I was searching the web for that conversion chart smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:Cute, Nice has a job, Big feet and plays with fire. Why is he single?

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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Durbs
Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 5688
Posted:Because in real life he's a censored

smile

And he's mine I tell you!
Mine!

Muahahahahahahaaa.

*ahem*

And Meg's (We can share)


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:There's an image I NEVER need taking up residence in my vivid imagination...



Piggy in the middle (Strugz is the pig... biggrin) tongue ubbrollsmile eek



Btw. Pre-emptive *Pong* when you're really to pass Strugz on... Or Yourself... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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[Nx?]
[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:ha!

now there is an image im gonna try and forget.... eek

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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rin_666
rin_666

enthusiast
Location: cambridge
Member Since: 30th Jul 2006
Total posts: 223
Posted:have to say this is one of the strangest threads I have read...although given me the giggles for the rest of the night smile and strugz good luck hug

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animatEd
animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK
Member Since: 31st Aug 2004
Total posts: 3540
Posted:I'd shag him...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Valura
Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:oh my goodness!
Strugz shall I send over a hand picked selection of Aussie beauty's who like to play with stave's?

wink ubblol hug


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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Rozi
100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:I could fix you up with my cousin in the UooooK...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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newgabe
newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali
Member Since: 3rd Mar 2005
Total posts: 4030
Posted: Written by: Gnor


and under 50 perhaps.


Dang. I was just about on to it... wink


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:no age limit.......but he would have to emmigrate

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:strugz and sandy are sinlge eek it makes no sense what is the world coming to

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:No Mortal Woman is worthy of them....





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ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol



(Then again you don't seem surprised that I am single! angry Oh wait, I me! shrug)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: Valura


oh my goodness!
Strugz shall I send over a hand picked selection of Aussie beauty's who like to play with stave's?

wink ubblol hug



Yes biggrin handpicked too - i feel special ubbrollsmile


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:dave, what are you on about

strugz man, come on, get out into the crowds of all the places you spin those techs of yours and have a tshirt that says i was the fit guy on stage

DO IT


I like Languages.

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mcp
mcp

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Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: Osakini


dave, what are you on about

strugz man, come on, get out into the crowds of all the places you spin those techs of yours and have a tshirt that says i was the fit guy on stage

DO IT



I feel a t-shirt based present coming on... biggrin


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted:ubblol

not from you though - itll probably say - "im gay and desperate"

which wont help my cause at all............. it will be funny, but wont help biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
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Total posts: 6120
Posted:Or how about one that says

<<--GAY & DESPERATE -->> ?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Nate
Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
Member Since: 5th Aug 2004
Total posts: 1530
Posted:with something like Stand clear ladies on the back

ubblol

and it should be bright pink


I like Languages.

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strugz
strugz

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Location: Southampton - Possibly...
Member Since: 6th Mar 2002
Total posts: 3964
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Or how about one that says

<<--GAY & DESPERATE -->> ?



Or it could just say "Dave" wink

ubblol

ubbangel


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:You could, but people might think that was your name - I wouldn't wish that on anyone...

Plus people might imagine it with an unwritten 'Property of' preceding it. Again fate worse than Meg... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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-sandy-
-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 716
Posted:i want a t shirt that says

i dont have a house
i dont have a car
i dont have a job
but im in a fire crew

i nicked it off a band shirt. oh how the girls would come a flocking smile


"Don't do it naked!"

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