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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
aarrghhh......Thats not what I meant ..... redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hah, now I'm DEFINITELY coming to visit Perth on my Oz tour ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Time it with Strugs and Ben wink

Will get three tiaras

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I'm afraid I can't possibly compete with them on being good with sticks or attractive to men...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


GnorBRONZE Member
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5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

You can sloth around with me in the chill tent doing henna and stuff. Or laze on the beach. Or visit wineries

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


strugzBRONZE Member
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3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Well - time it with me and ben and now a MCP......

october 08 - MCP & Strugz "do" Oz biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
*jumps and down with excitement*
Me me me too

Toast on Tour!
(With strange scottish spread)

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
your on durbs smile



october 08 for 2months ish ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
so you're going to wait a year [edit: OVER a year] before getting laid?



Wow, you're patient. I was gunning for the gold spandex and cage idea. ubblol
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GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
wwwhaaaaaaaaarrrrr.......whooooooo...wwooommbatttage....





I love toast.... biggrin biggrin biggrin



Schedule in Adelaide as well for CG....





runs off to tell someone about SpunOut08

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm a chunky spread. Not a smooth spread....

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
So chunky you can carve it

from a Chum ad....

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
The concept of a Meg Spread scares me... eek I don't think my eyes can take it...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
if megspread is the first thing in this thread to scare you, you're hardcore tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I was thinking more Centre Spread...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh Meg centrefold ubblove hubba hubba!

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mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
jesus, even I don't want to think about that!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Too Late...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
You can tell that hardcore HoPers are posting in here because every time somthing vagualy good comes up the topic wonders lmao!!!

Depending on my money situation i might been in oz at that time to lol

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


_khan_SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
I've been following this thread from the beginning and I can't believe that after 10 pages, Strugz *still* hasn't gotten laid yet!!

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Are you kidding?
He hasn't left his bed for 8 days...

But it's a girlfriend he's after - the cheap, regular, meaningless sex with multiple partners, often at the same time is just for fun wink

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Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
eek

Wow.

You'd never think he was so experienced from looking at him.

shrug

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I know Clare... it's almost like a blank canvas... devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Almost...



That vague, vacant expression...



Who'd have thought it was hiding a sexual animal...?



shrug



You should always be suspicious of the quiet ones...





Uhuh.

Getting to the other side smile


_khan_SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
it's the quiet ones i always go for...

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I was actually thinking more along lines of a clean slate you can mould and shape to your will... devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Oh...



Well, I suppose you could... if you were so inclined smile

But moulding takes too much effort, and doesn't usually work... never mind the mess.



Much better to wait until someone ridiculously perfect comes along... then you can raise your eyebrow and poke them when they fck up.





Khan... me too smile
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strugzBRONZE Member
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Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_



Who'd have thought it was hiding a sexual animal...?







You dont know the half of it biggrin ubblol



As for meaningless sex with multiple women Durbs, meaning-less is boring to me now......... now i want a girlfriend that i can have meaning-full sex with smile



And Dave - leave my canvass alone, its moulded enough wink

ubbrollsmile



Oh and this made me chuckle:



Im being advertised as this :

course taken by staff legend Mark Strugnell (Burnt Toast, London)



Awesome - thanks Clare ubblol better write the workshop hadnt i wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Stugz, maybe you need to write out a list of all your assets and all your failings, followed by a list of what you are looking for in a woman. I'll print a few out and put up posters wherever I go.... kind of like wanted posters smile

Maybe we can offer you up as a reward wink

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


strugzBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom


Posted:
gimme a bit and i will - just for a chuckle......

i would say i was the reward tho..... ubblol more the punishment wink

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


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