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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
think so dude although i wont be there......

next week maybe, saying that bournemouth meets are back on tuesdays.......

im going next week to that for sure, lots of people coming out that i aint seen for ages!

ubbrollsmile

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
can i get alift over with you? to Bournemouth?

you staying over?

and ill throw you some petrol money?

Step (el-nombrie)


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Posted:
dam your gay......

mynci needs lift too.......

fight over who get the back.......... probably you as you like the rear so much wink

not staying mate, back at mine usually by 11.30ish.........

you can cash there if you want or get your ass home smile

hug

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Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
I was thinking of coming along to the soton meet...not so sure now ubblol wink

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
well soton has been closed im afraid, which is gay......

when the next thing comes up ill give you a pm, i would say next tuesday in bournemouth but some fat asses have already booked the van smile

can you upload a picture of you - if your fit then ill just forget them 2 and you can come instead.... biggrin

dam im desperate ubblol

please dont take what i said literally.... im not really a perv......

much ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
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dam your gay......

mynci needs lift too.......

fight over who get the back.......... probably you as you like the rear so much wink

not staying mate, back at mine usually by 11.30ish.........

you can cash there if you want or get your ass home smile

hug



dude, i wnated you to cmoe home, i like you, have work teh next day, so i would have to come back home.

hmmmmmmm

can you legals have some one in the back of yoru motor while you drive, more over is it sfae wink

and sparlty - he is nice, far nicer than me, but he has not had the touch of a woman in a long time, a strong breeze turns him on wink

Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Mech- I'm sure he's lovely, altho his pulling tech leaves a lot to be desired...what was the title of this thread again? ubblol wink

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Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Actually, my mate Karen is lovely...she's looking for a new man. Maybe you could meet up with her Strugz, she's WELL fit!! As lovely as you sound, I'm gonna have to decline..sorry. My man is more than enough... biggrin

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz, I know a really lush Irish lady. Although, I think she might be a bit out of your league, sorry dude!! tongue

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Posted:
***edited, just cos***
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1176765344)

Getting to the other side smile


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Ooooo...if she's as beautiful as her mother land...then she's a cracker!! wow biggrin

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
sparkle, strugz is lush, but im better, you should send me a pic of your friend wink

dont let my inability to spell fool you...im smarter than the average hippy....

ubblol

Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Smarter then me then? lol...

Oh hang on, did I just say I was average? redface
hehehe...well, I'll cetainly have to meet you guys at some point, and yes...I'll bring Kaz with me!! biggrin

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
man what is it with people tying to set me up......

did none of you read my last post tongue

*runs and hides away from all you Cilla wannabees*

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
well, there may be a soton meet next week, and while im sure your friend is loverly,

i really dont think its fair to deprive strugz

plus i have some amazing friends who i am enjoying seeing at the mo more than i should smile

Step (el-nombrie)


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


well soton has been closed im afraid, which is gay......

when the next thing comes up ill give you a pm, i would say next tuesday in bournemouth but some fat asses have already booked the van smile

can you upload a picture of you - if your fit then ill just forget them 2 and you can come instead.... biggrin

dam im desperate ubblol

please dont take what i said literally.... im not really a perv......

much ubbangel



opps didnt see that.

oh well

sparkly, i can give you and kaz a lift to bournemouth if you want, means strugz can take mycni, and ill take you two...

or what ever,

strugz, how come its closed?

Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


man what is it with people tying to set me up......

did none of you read my last post tongue

*runs and hides away from all you Cilla wannabees*



Oh...you mean the one saying your a woman free zone? Yes...but if you start throwing yourself at complete hop newbies, it kinda gives the impression that, infact...a woman is just what you need?
ubblol wink

And mech...we'll be there for spinning, nothing more...don't be scared weavesmiley biggrin

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Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
Next tues yeah? Possibly, altho I have a littlin and altho he's not a bad lil spinner and I'm sure he'll love meeting you lot...it'll be way past his bedtime. I'll see if I can get a sitter...if not, may have to wait just a tad longer! ubbcrying

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Sparklygreenfire





And mech...we'll be there for spinning, nothing more...don't be scared







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Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Posted:
lolsign (something I said?)

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
no, its just there was a time when that was my line

its nothing against you,

ubblol

still - found out at the bjc ppl are still warning new ppl about me, which is nice... biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
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Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
So why are you scary? (Apparently?) smile

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
oh sweet lord its a long story

i have changed, my reputation hasn't......

dont worry about it...im sure some one will fill you in on it at some point...

smile

Step (el-nombrie)


Sparklygreenfire*Green Spirit*
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England


Posted:
^^^^^
OooooKaaaay...hmmmmmm, is this man safe to get in a car with? umm wink

Nah, judgng by what I've read on here, you guys all seem to know each other well anyway, and besides...I have lethal dreads, one swipe and you're dead!! ubblol

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Sparklygreenfire


^^^^^
OooooKaaaay...hmmmmmm, is this man safe to get in a car with? umm wink

Nah, judgng by what I've read on here, you guys all seem to know each other well anyway, and besides...I have lethal dreads, one swipe and you're dead!! ubblol



yes dear wink

Step (el-nombrie)


BamBamPooh-Bah
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Location: London


Posted:
Mech is a true gent smile ... no really he is wink

love ya dude, and thanks for the chats smile they've all been spot on.


Oi Strugz .....Ping

Hugs and snuggles

L

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: BamBam


Mech is a true gent smile ... no really he is wink

love ya dude, and thanks for the chats smile they've all been spot on.


L



seriously shut up, else my firends here, the amazing acro raindears


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will come and beat on you wink

thank you for your chats to honey, means a lot to me smile

Step (el-nombrie)


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
When am *I* gonna get one of these threads...? rolleyes

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
when you are as cool as strugz!

Step (el-nombrie)


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
What? So cool he needs someone else to set up a thread as a desperate plea for a ladygar... er I mean Ladyfriend? tongue

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