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Login/Join to ParticipateGromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Seven million six hundred and ninety two thousand and twenty four square kilometeres of Australia and not a single hamster or gerbil??
*excluding the few imported for medical and scientific testing.
A pair of socks to the first person who can prove otherwise!
PS. An actual hamster or gerbil. e.g. John Howard is not a hamster or a gerbil. He is most definitely a koala.
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*points to Laurie Oaks*
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Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
161 posts
Location: south africa
no huh, sorry, wouldnt know?
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
laurie oaks is a pygmy...with issues
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
not even hamsters or gerbils as pets?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
nope, dont have them.
we have guinea pigs!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
we have guinea pigs as well. i fail to see the point in a pet which sole purpose in life is to eat, sleep & crap (while looking terrified most of the time) but my more feminine housemates overrule me using the obscure 'cute' justification for the existance of these futile rodents.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: jo_rhymes
not even hamsters or gerbils as pets?
Not even! Been here at least 5 years, and I've only just realised I haven't seen any around..
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
yes, ed. your female house mates are right.
they're cute!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
We have loads in South Africa, maybe I can post you one.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
might get squashed in the mail
oh, EW rougie!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
161 posts
Location: south africa
Written by: Zenooph
We have loads in South Africa, maybe I can post you one.
yup yup, we got planty, but i havent seen many people that actually have them as pets though..
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
you mean they roam free? FREEEEEE!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
says hamsters for sale - Australia
dunno if it's true though
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
why is there a picture of a dog next to "Bird Fish Rabbit Hamster Mouse" ??
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
I'm having the same problem trying to find Kangaroos here. I do, however, have two very cute hamsters.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I had one as a pet, although my rat was way cooler than the gerbil.
Yeah, I guess they don't post too well.
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
My hamster died nearly a year ago, my rat is still going
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
my old guinea pig killed my new guinea pig
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
I want a ferret, but I've never seen any in South Africa
Normality is the playground of the unimaginative
Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
161 posts
Location: south africa
i want another rat, i hat a white one "joey", my fav pet ever, but then while he was roaming the house in his little hamstel ball, he was accidentally kicked down the stairs....
he was neve the same after that...
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b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
If you manage to find one let me know.
*cranks up the microwave*
(jk)
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
mmm gerbils are sexy.
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Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom
In other hamster related news, has anyone seen this game yet? https://www.gamezhero.com/online-games/arcade-games/flightofthehamsters-online.html
My high score so far, 1077. 28, 197, 83, 162, 607.
I am the hamster champ (or so it tells me)
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars
Ummm, I've seen hamsters in the pet stores here. No gerbils as of yet.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Have you checked your microwave?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Just did. No gerbils, but someone who has a suspicious resemblance to Richard Gere.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
You had a richard gere look-alike in your microwave?
cooked or still frozen?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Who said its a look alike?
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
PATRICK NUKED RICHARD GERE!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Actually it was the Dalai Lama who pushed the button.
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