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EndOn9
BRONZE Member since Jan 2007

EndOn9

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Posted:Inspired by the outstanding level of awful lyrics in the Rock Thread I thought the topic deserved a little corner of its own! biggrin

A few to kick us off:

"Once he built missiles, a nations defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents"

Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge


"Legalistic people suck
Legalism makes me sick
I wonder what makes them tick
I wanna go and puke on it"

MXPX - I'm The Bad Guy

"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say"

Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy


"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Lol, and if you thought the Maiden one was bad:

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"

Donna Summer - MacArthur Park

genius!!! ubblol biggrin


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Stained_Whisper
GOLD Member since Dec 2006

Stained_Whisper

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Total posts: 161
Posted:no , more about how it got there, and what consiquenses it will face now that its cracked...

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

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Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks Rouge, now I have that song stuck in my head.
mad2


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Stained_Whisper
GOLD Member since Dec 2006

Stained_Whisper

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Location: south africa

Total posts: 161
Posted:mee too.... hahahahaha great mind, get song stuck in their mind alike LOL

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

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Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedely dee dee

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Posted: Written by: Zenooph


I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedely dee dee



There they are all standing in a row!

Damn, it's stuck in my head now... Oh and that reminds me... I LOST!


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Wirewood
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Wirewood

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Location: Perth, West Australia

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Posted:I'm surprised no one has mentioned:
"Don't break my heart,
my achey breaky heart..."
by someone whose name I've thankfully forgotten.

Ok, so maybe that's just too easy a target. I remember many moons ago a radio staion running a "Worst ever Country & Western lyrics" competition, the winner was "Take your tongue out of my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye".

'nuff said really.
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"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi

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Seye
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Seye

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Posted: Written by: Wirewood


I'm surprised no one has mentioned:
"Don't break my heart,
my achey breaky heart..."
by someone whose name I've thankfully forgotten.

Ok, so maybe that's just too easy a target. I remember many moons ago a radio staion running a "Worst ever Country & Western lyrics" competition, the winner was "Take your tongue out of my mouth 'cause I'm kissing you goodbye".

'nuff said really.
smile


Billy Ray Cyrus rolleyes


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Wirewood
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Wirewood

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Location: Perth, West Australia

Total posts: 90
Posted:[Sighs]

Actually, I'd rather have remained in a state of ignorance ('cause "ignorance is bliss" right?). Ah well, I guess it's just another name for the list... wink


"What drives life is...a little electric current kept up by the sunshine." Albert Szent-Gyorgi

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anti_fin
BRONZE Member since Oct 2006

anti_fin

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Location: , Australia

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Posted:Justin Timberlake's "My Love"

Awesome song, flawless in ever way, except when the second rapper enters with the line

"they call me candle guy, simply cos i am on fire"

Like a candle is the most intense, combustible object, spin a staff loser


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Antti_Everything
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Antti_Everything

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Posted:Inner Circles "Sweat". It's a truly terrible but mellow song with a chorus that is a bit disturbing..



"Girl I want to make you sweat

Sweat till you can't sweat no more

And if you cry out

I'm gonna push it

Push it, push it some more



(A la la la la long, a la la la la long long li long long long)

C'mon!"



And I'm sure everybody remembers Puff Daddys "I'll be missing you" about the death of Notorious BIG. As if the sampling of Sting and his passionate rapping wasn't bad enough there are some true gems in the lyrics like:



"It's kinda hard when you're not around.."


Point your toes.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

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Posted:yeah, You'd think with all the money made from B.I.G's death and his own emergance as a recording artist that Puff Daddy/P.Diddy/Pay.ME.Money shot Biggie himself...

What about Rammstein's 'Du Hast' which has been wrongly translated as 'You Hate' which actually is 'You have' ooooh! Dark! The less said about the stage pyrotechnic d*ldos the better...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

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Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

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Posted:Have you actually translated the rest of 'Du Hast'?

I've gotten as far as 'you have asked me' Haven't gotten round to translating what you've asked me.


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Nein...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: rammstein


Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich

Du hast mich Gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheide
Treu ihr sein fur alle Tage
Ah-h-h-h
Nein
Ah-h-h-h
Nein




You
You have
You have (me)
You have (me)
You have asked me

You have asked me and I have said nothing

Do you want, until death shall part you,
Be faithful to her every day?
Ah
No
Ah
No

I think that one deserves a bad lyrics award, too biggrin


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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

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Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks for the translation Birgit

You Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

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Posted:Dankeschn biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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clarence_quack
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Posted:Just when you didnt think it was possible, there are worse lyrics- once again from the un-talented Ms Avril Lavigne.

Nobody's Fool-
"I'm not the milk and Cheerios in your spoon,
It's not a simple here we go not so soon,
I might have fallen for that when I was 14
And a little more green."

Can someone please explain what thats supposed to mean?


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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

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Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Now don't get me wrong, I really do like this song but:



'Do you take sugar, one lump or two?'



rolleyes



Good ol' Def Leppard


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Adam Green - He's the Brat

I love this song, but it IS stupid smile

So take me down to the winterland bombshell factory
You can hear the mermaids groan
On the double breasted coconut seashell
Half wrecked bus to Yankee Stadium

Beauty is evil
I like to be evil, can't you see?
But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion
Stumbling in the neon groves


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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E_V_I_L

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Posted: Written by: Pele


[In that case, we need to also put up some Kid Rock, who I am a fan of btw....

"My name is KiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD"

Thanks for that introduction.

"Kid Rock!"

Oh, and there's a last name

"Bawitdabadibangdabangdiggydiggy....."

You get the idea of the profundity I'm hinting at. wink



I know that song off-by-heart and used to do it at a local Kareoke .... and when I didn't do it one week people were asking me to come through to the other bar and do it. I'm not a huge fan, just like the song!

But ... bad lyrics .... anything by Gwen "Look-at-me-aren't-I-great?" Stefani.

Or .... and this may get me shot .... anything by Tool.

I've seen 'em live twice and both times I've wandered off - just didn't do a thing for me either musically, or more critically, lyrically.

And that's saying something - I love some right dodgy bands/songs/lyrics! biggrin


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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

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Posted:Well I had alot of choice with this one, I could have picked just about any of the 17 tracks from this album, Moloko - Do You Like My Tight Sweater, but I hope I made the right one, its called Killa Bunnies



Sniverling little bunny bouncing up and down,

Scummy little creatures,

Run them out of town,

In the tiny tunnels scuffling under ground,

Toxic little bunny can always be found,

Danger evil rodent,

Multiplying every day,

Bunny taking over,

Get on your knees and pray,

Filthy fluffy creatures,

Teeth as sharp as knives,

The longeared ones are coming,

Run run run for your lives,

Killa bunny is a coming,

Killa bunny on his way,

Killa bunny is a coming,

Are you hearing what I say



eek I hate this sort of noodle brain, experimental poop on a stick spray painted silver crap, its pointless beyond measure.


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'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

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Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:I'm really surprised no one has mentioned the genius that is Vanilla Ice (Ice Baby!)

"Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin',
Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon"

"Rollin', in my five point O,
With my rag top down, so my hair can blow"

"Yo man, Let's get outta here, Word to your mother.
Ice, Ice Baby to go"


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


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Posted:erm, Alanis morrisette - ironic

i know this is ripping off ed byrne for this, but it needed pointing out

THIS ISNT IRONIC, ITS JUST DAMN ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IRONIC IS ALANIS NOT KNOWING WHAT IRONIC MEANS

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

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spacey
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

spacey

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Location: Sydney, Australia

Total posts: 291
Posted:shakeria

"im glad my breasts are small and humble, so you dont mistake them for mountains"

this line really annoys me!!!!!


"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:Isn't that the irony? That a song called 'Ironic' doesn't contain any irony? tongue

Although I would say this verse does...

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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TastesLikePurple
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

TastesLikePurple

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Posted:hows about this:

if we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.
Turn, turn, turn.
if we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.
Turn, turn, turn.

very imaginative i feel.


Thoughts arrive like butterflies...

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Neon_Shaolin
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Neon_Shaolin

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Posted:You forgot '...we might learn'

Besides The Byrds had almost the same lyric with (you guessed it) 'Turn! Turn! Turn!' and that is considered a classic....


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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ilsanya


ilsanya

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Posted:"I can fit this many waffles into my mouth: one, two, three, four, five. Five waffles. Oh yeah!"

I once had an Australian friend
Who was capable of fitting waffles in
But he fit more waffles in
Then he was capable of fitting in
And I no longer have that friend
Who was capable of fitting waffles in
His toaster popped his life is gone
So with my life I'll move along.
We're losing him!
No! He's dying! No! No!
*Toaster pops
"My waffles are done!"


This little gem is from the Cyber Sporks ubblol


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The Tea Fairy
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The Tea Fairy

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Posted:ubblol What a great little tune! I don't think the lyrics are bad though, just very amusing.

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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alien_oddity

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Posted:A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha
There's a guy in the place
He's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe about the place like no other man could
He's refined, he's sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know Eezer he's a real crowd pleaser
He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode
You can see that he's mischievious, mysterious and devious
When he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know he's fun and something of a genius
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin

E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Has anybody got any veras
Lovely
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha

Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene
Know what I mean, see
He created the vibe
He takes you for a ride and as if by design
The party ignites like he's comin alive
He takes you to the top, shakes you all around
Then back down, you know as he gets mellow
Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move
He glides into your mind with a sunny Hello
A gentleman of leisure, he's there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Eezer he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused
When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around
You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
He gets them all at it, the party starts rocking
The people get excited it's time to shout loud

E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode

Got any salmon Sorted
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
Wicked
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode
Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good
Wicked
E's are Good, E's are Good
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode
E's are Good, E's are Good


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