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Posted:
Inspired by the outstanding level of awful lyrics in the Rock Thread I thought the topic deserved a little corner of its own!
A few to kick us off:
"Once he built missiles, a nations defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents"
Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge
"Legalistic people suck
Legalism makes me sick
I wonder what makes them tick
I wanna go and puke on it"
MXPX - I'm The Bad Guy
"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say"
Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Lol, and if you thought the Maiden one was bad:
"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
genius!!!
Inspired by the outstanding level of awful lyrics in the Rock Thread I thought the topic deserved a little corner of its own!
A few to kick us off:
"Once he built missiles, a nations defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents"
Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge
"Legalistic people suck
Legalism makes me sick
I wonder what makes them tick
I wanna go and puke on it"
MXPX - I'm The Bad Guy
"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say"
Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Lol, and if you thought the Maiden one was bad:
"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
genius!!!
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Posted:
You need to read the lyrics to some j-pop
You need to read the lyrics to some j-pop
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
Feel free to share some!
Feel free to share some!
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Posted:
Desree's "Life" - the sort of lyrics a computer would write if programmed with a rhyming dictionary.
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Desree's "Life" - the sort of lyrics a computer would write if programmed with a rhyming dictionary.
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Helen_of_Poi
EJC Ireland 2006 Organisational Team
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Geek
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Location: Manchester, UK
Posted:
I saw this thing on ITV the other week,
Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playin with her hair, well regularly,
So i reckon i could well be in.
I
HATE The Streets!
I saw this thing on ITV the other week,
Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playin with her hair, well regularly,
So i reckon i could well be in.
I
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
I've hated this one for years now.
Jennifer Lopez - Ain't it funny
(the one where she keeps singing "oh no, Oh No, OH NO, OH YEEEEEAH)
Id live a thousand lives
Each one with you right by my side
But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance
And so it seems like well never have the chance
I've hated this one for years now.
Jennifer Lopez - Ain't it funny
(the one where she keeps singing "oh no, Oh No, OH NO, OH YEEEEEAH)
Id live a thousand lives
Each one with you right by my side
But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance
And so it seems like well never have the chance
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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Posted:
here is a translation:
I am a bear bear bear bear
I am not a car bear bear bear
I can't walk but I can dance
I can't talk but I can sing
I am a bear bear bear bear
I am a bear bear bear bear
I hate fighting bear bear bear
My rival is fried shrimp
I was probably chocolate in a previous life
I am a bear bear bear bear
Bonjour! Je m'appelle Kuma. Comment ca va?
(Hello! I am Kuma. How are you?)
I am a bear bear bear bear
The winter is cold bear bear bear
In the evening, "Goodnight, Mr. Pillow"
In the morning, "Good morning, Mr. Pillow"
In the evening, "Goodnight, Mr. Pillow"
In the morning, "Good morning, Mr. Pillow"
I am a bear be-be-bear
Mama* bear bear
"I am a bear" by Utada Hikaru
now someone beat THAT!
here is a translation:
I am a bear bear bear bear
I am not a car bear bear bear
I can't walk but I can dance
I can't talk but I can sing
I am a bear bear bear bear
I am a bear bear bear bear
I hate fighting bear bear bear
My rival is fried shrimp
I was probably chocolate in a previous life
I am a bear bear bear bear
Bonjour! Je m'appelle Kuma. Comment ca va?
(Hello! I am Kuma. How are you?)
I am a bear bear bear bear
The winter is cold bear bear bear
In the evening, "Goodnight, Mr. Pillow"
In the morning, "Good morning, Mr. Pillow"
In the evening, "Goodnight, Mr. Pillow"
In the morning, "Good morning, Mr. Pillow"
I am a bear be-be-bear
Mama* bear bear
"I am a bear" by Utada Hikaru
now someone beat THAT!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
J-Pop, what can one say?
J-Pop, what can one say?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
Fi5e (god that annoys me)
"Wiggy wiggy I'm getting Jiggy"
Lets Dance
Fi5e (god that annoys me)
"Wiggy wiggy I'm getting Jiggy"
Lets Dance
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Posted:
Does anyone else remember "E-rotic"?
I gotta warn you,
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex,
My Max, baby, take it easy
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax
Does anyone else remember "E-rotic"?
I gotta warn you,
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will make your life complex,
My Max, baby, take it easy
Max, don't have sex with your ex
It will knock you off your legs
Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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Posted:
whenever my parents payed out my music for weird lyrics, i'd just sing to them;
Ooh mow mow mow mow...
which is from "the real thing" which is from their generation
(not sure who it's by though)
whenever my parents payed out my music for weird lyrics, i'd just sing to them;
Ooh mow mow mow mow...
which is from "the real thing" which is from their generation
(not sure who it's by though)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Posted:
I love bad lyrics:
As I placed the gun under her chin, her face looked raw and vicious,
Her head it landed in the sink with all the dirty dishes.
Nick Cave: O'Mally's bar.
And from the same:
You know those fish with the swollen lips that clean the ocean floor,
Well, I looked at poor old O'Mally's wife, and that's exactly what I saw.
I love bad lyrics:
As I placed the gun under her chin, her face looked raw and vicious,
Her head it landed in the sink with all the dirty dishes.
Nick Cave: O'Mally's bar.
And from the same:
You know those fish with the swollen lips that clean the ocean floor,
Well, I looked at poor old O'Mally's wife, and that's exactly what I saw.
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
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Posted:
that is song with some BAAAAAD lyrics.
Written by: Helen_of_poi
Desree's "Life" - the sort of lyrics a computer would write if programmed with a rhyming dictionary.
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
that is song with some BAAAAAD lyrics.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Posted:
'If you were an Angel
I would cut off your wings
To keep you with me
I would do anything'
Rialto - 'Untouchable'
I suppose this was meant to sound romantic but actually comes across as misoginistic and possessive...
This guy clearly has issues with abandonment and free will...
As well as having never seen 'Boxing Helena'
'If you were an Angel
I would cut off your wings
To keep you with me
I would do anything'
Rialto - 'Untouchable'
I suppose this was meant to sound romantic but actually comes across as misoginistic and possessive...
This guy clearly has issues with abandonment and free will...
As well as having never seen 'Boxing Helena'
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Posted:
I really like a lot of the lyrics given above.
I like lyrics that make sense, i hate lyrics that are just a lot of meaningless phrases thrown together because they sound nice.
best 2 songs for lyrics-
"Women lose weight" by Morcheeba feat. slick rick
"midfielding" by the midfield general
https://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/morcheeba/women+lose+weight_20095972.html
I really like a lot of the lyrics given above.
I like lyrics that make sense, i hate lyrics that are just a lot of meaningless phrases thrown together because they sound nice.
best 2 songs for lyrics-
"Women lose weight" by Morcheeba feat. slick rick
"midfielding" by the midfield general
https://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/morcheeba/women+lose+weight_20095972.html
Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes
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Posted:
"I don't want another pretty face
"I don't want just anyone to hold
"I don't want my love to go to waste
"I want you and your beautiful soul."
It's from some stupid pop song called "Beautiful Soul".
Around here we call it the "ugly girl" song. It's like someone saying "You know, I don't want to date a pretty girl, so I want you."
I'm surprised no one has put up the lyrics from Detachable Penis yet. I wish I could remember them.
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"I don't want another pretty face
"I don't want just anyone to hold
"I don't want my love to go to waste
"I want you and your beautiful soul."
It's from some stupid pop song called "Beautiful Soul".
Around here we call it the "ugly girl" song. It's like someone saying "You know, I don't want to date a pretty girl, so I want you."
I'm surprised no one has put up the lyrics from Detachable Penis yet. I wish I could remember them.
EDITED_BY: Pele (1168358628)
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"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
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Posted:
The j-pop is awesome! Please tell me they have music videos!
"I am the supervisor,
Have you got a taxi number?"
Infected Mushroom - IM the Supervisor
Forgot that one, incredably cringeworthy :o
A special selection from Papa Roach:
"My name's Coby Dick, Mr. Dick if your nasty
Rock a mic with a voice that's raspy
Cause I'm poetic in my operations
My God given talent is to rock all the nations"
oh the irony...
and
"You better do just what I say
And if you don't then you will pay"
from: Infest
and not forgetting the ever moving:
"LIFE'S NOT FAIR!!!!
LIFE'S NOT FAIR!!!!"
from: She Love's Me Not
The j-pop is awesome!
Please tell me they have music videos! "I am the supervisor,
Have you got a taxi number?"
Infected Mushroom - IM the Supervisor
Forgot that one, incredably cringeworthy :o
A special selection from Papa Roach:
"My name's Coby Dick, Mr. Dick if your nasty
Rock a mic with a voice that's raspy
Cause I'm poetic in my operations
My God given talent is to rock all the nations"
oh the irony...
and
"You better do just what I say
And if you don't then you will pay"
from: Infest
and not forgetting the ever moving:
"LIFE'S NOT FAIR!!!!
LIFE'S NOT FAIR!!!!"
from: She Love's Me Not
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Posted:
"My hands and feet are mangoes
"I'm ganna please her with a tweezer"
-Phish, my friend used to play this over and over it was awful.
*edit to fix the part of the quote I screwed up.
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"My hands and feet are mangoes
"I'm ganna please her with a tweezer"
-Phish, my friend used to play this over and over it was awful.
*edit to fix the part of the quote I screwed up.
EDITED_BY: Pele (1168394018)
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
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Posted:
talking of Mangoes... though that one's more silly than "worst":
Adam Ant, "Deutsche Girls"
I'll eat a mango
You drink a straight scotch
You know I told you
You could be classy
So why did you have
To be so nasty?
Remember the curls
Of the Deutsche Girls?
A love of mine
From down on the Rhine
talking of Mangoes... though that one's more silly than "worst":
Adam Ant, "Deutsche Girls"
I'll eat a mango
You drink a straight scotch
You know I told you
You could be classy
So why did you have
To be so nasty?
Remember the curls
Of the Deutsche Girls?
A love of mine
From down on the Rhine
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
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Posted:
HBmmm lets see:
ok so this is translation from hebrew, the song is called Birthday, its by Infected Mushroom Feat. Berry Sakharof:
Today is my birthday, look here theres a new old secret.
To slice the bread, touching something a little bit perfect.
its the middle of the night, i thought maybe its time to sleep.
but something is stuck, deeply in the throat.
it true you know, so gorgeous.
before you escape, come without fear, take me from here.
today is my birthday (or her birthday no one knows)
i thought about almost all of the details.
i ordered u a room, blue skies with stars.
Chorus again, and end!
in hebrew it sounds less dumb :O
but.. its a trance song...
wait, how about skazi`s hit and run? dumbass song for a bad artist..
Hit and run Ami say hit and run...
People get ready right´ya know here we come.
G'yal wine up your wheels and give me some.
Skazi and Big-Bass line side of Ami-San
All over the globe we are ruling in Japan.
Wish you like Fishi in a combination.
Blondie teens in the New York and in a London.
"Alifut Ha-olam" number one Ichiban
(world championship)
"Ten et ze a" I hit and run...
(give me that)
come and say hit and run Ami say hit and run
right on now j' knows that we are freak and one
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
skazi and big bass line side of Ami-san
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
Jump pa-pa jump papa singly some one
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
Right now dis ya choon come...
Going through the tribe all the fire
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
We tell lies blow out my head
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
Try smells it soltisfaid
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
People know why is wrong yeahhh
(Skazi and Big-Bass line side of Ami-San)
btw, this was copied from a site, so sorry for typo`s.
Dumb lyrics...
HBmmm lets see:
ok so this is translation from hebrew, the song is called Birthday, its by Infected Mushroom Feat. Berry Sakharof:
Today is my birthday, look here theres a new old secret.
To slice the bread, touching something a little bit perfect.
its the middle of the night, i thought maybe its time to sleep.
but something is stuck, deeply in the throat.
it true you know, so gorgeous.
before you escape, come without fear, take me from here.
today is my birthday (or her birthday no one knows)
i thought about almost all of the details.
i ordered u a room, blue skies with stars.
Chorus again, and end!
in hebrew it sounds less dumb :O
but.. its a trance song...
wait, how about skazi`s hit and run? dumbass song for a bad artist..
Hit and run Ami say hit and run...
People get ready right´ya know here we come.
G'yal wine up your wheels and give me some.
Skazi and Big-Bass line side of Ami-San
All over the globe we are ruling in Japan.
Wish you like Fishi in a combination.
Blondie teens in the New York and in a London.
"Alifut Ha-olam" number one Ichiban
(world championship)
"Ten et ze a" I hit and run...
(give me that)
come and say hit and run Ami say hit and run
right on now j' knows that we are freak and one
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
skazi and big bass line side of Ami-san
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
Jump pa-pa jump papa singly some one
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
Right now dis ya choon come...
Going through the tribe all the fire
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
We tell lies blow out my head
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
Try smells it soltisfaid
(Hit and run Ami say hit and run)
People know why is wrong yeahhh
(Skazi and Big-Bass line side of Ami-San)
btw, this was copied from a site, so sorry for typo`s.
Dumb lyrics...
Love is Life
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Posted:
i hate to be a party-pooper, but how about you guys show me some lyrics that you've written that're better before you go trashing other people's hard work. afterall, they're the one's making the top 40, not you.
i hate to be a party-pooper, but how about you guys show me some lyrics that you've written that're better before you go trashing other people's hard work. afterall, they're the one's making the top 40, not you.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Yup, to show u that people dont care what they hear.
people listen to skazi and actually like it, but people that are really into trance, actually kinda hate him =]
so sure they make the top 40, people dont care what they hear, the follow the pop culture. they dont listen to music for the music, they listen to it to be in with the time...
and btw, i produce my own music (trance) so i think i can speak
and the popular music today is NOT good.
even good bands (in the past) like Iron maiden, today they are commercial as hell, their lyrics suck.
same for metallica, caetano veloso, ALICE IN CHAINS (since layne, the music aint the same) and more.
every song you hear on the radio was written by the record label, and the artist needs to perform it.
and tell me the truth, you think lyrics today are good?
cmon....
Quality of sound has evolved, quality of music went down the drain...
Yup, to show u that people dont care what they hear.
people listen to skazi and actually like it, but people that are really into trance, actually kinda hate him =]
so sure they make the top 40, people dont care what they hear, the follow the pop culture. they dont listen to music for the music, they listen to it to be in with the time...
and btw, i produce my own music (trance) so i think i can speak
and the popular music today is NOT good.
even good bands (in the past) like Iron maiden, today they are commercial as hell, their lyrics suck.
same for metallica, caetano veloso, ALICE IN CHAINS (since layne, the music aint the same) and more.
every song you hear on the radio was written by the record label, and the artist needs to perform it.
and tell me the truth, you think lyrics today are good?
cmon....
Quality of sound has evolved, quality of music went down the drain...
Love is Life
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Posted:
so if you don't enjoy a film in the cinema, do you go and direct your own one before saying you didn't like it?
By the way, about 90% of the bands/people listed here didn't even write their lyrics, they were given to them by big record companies that know that whatever they sell people are very likely going to buy if it's advertised enough (and if new enough sold as 5 different ringtones at the same time). And the people who write them, good or bad, never get any credit in the first place. Just like the people who write the musical arrangements, sing the lines when the pretty front people's voices won't make it or program the computers that do most of the work anyway. So, the actual people making it to the top 40 are usually not much to do with whoever wrote the song.
I've written songs from scratch, guitar/bass/vocals and lyrics, so everything but the drums which unfortunately I can't play (yet?), so I'm allowed to criticise
But seriously, just because you can't do something doesn't mean you can't judge if it's bad! And this is all subjective anyway, I think we all know that just because some of us don't like something doesn't mean that others don't. But then, billions and billions of flies eat sh!t, and that doesn't make it tasty.
so if you don't enjoy a film in the cinema, do you go and direct your own one before saying you didn't like it?
By the way, about 90% of the bands/people listed here didn't even write their lyrics, they were given to them by big record companies that know that whatever they sell people are very likely going to buy if it's advertised enough (and if new enough sold as 5 different ringtones at the same time). And the people who write them, good or bad, never get any credit in the first place. Just like the people who write the musical arrangements, sing the lines when the pretty front people's voices won't make it or program the computers that do most of the work anyway. So, the actual people making it to the top 40 are usually not much to do with whoever wrote the song.
I've written songs from scratch, guitar/bass/vocals and lyrics, so everything but the drums which unfortunately I can't play (yet?), so I'm allowed to criticise
But seriously, just because you can't do something doesn't mean you can't judge if it's bad! And this is all subjective anyway, I think we all know that just because some of us don't like something doesn't mean that others don't. But then, billions and billions of flies eat sh!t, and that doesn't make it tasty.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Posted:
Phish was never top 40, that's for sure! lol
Written by: FoxInDocs
i hate to be a party-pooper, but how about you guys show me some lyrics that you've written that're better before you go trashing other people's hard work. afterall, they're the one's making the top 40, not you.
Phish was never top 40, that's for sure! lol
Pele
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
no, but i don't go on an internet forum and publicly and bash it either.
Someone still worked hard to write them.
and i'm sooooo sick to goddamn death of this "it's commercial and therefore automatically sucks" attitude. it's just another bandwagon, you can blah blah blah popular culture, blah blah blah sheep, all you want. but you're doing the same goddamn thing. how about make up your own mind on individual merit? that'd be something differant.
Disclaimer: the above is aimed at noone in particular, i'm just having a rant, and i know full well it's off topic. just suck it up and don't b!tch at me.
Written by: Birgit
so if you don't enjoy a film in the cinema, do you go and direct your own one before saying you didn't like it?
no, but i don't go on an internet forum and publicly and bash it either.
Written by: Birgit
about 90% of the bands/people listed here didn't even write their lyrics, they were given to them by big record companies...
Someone still worked hard to write them.
and i'm sooooo sick to goddamn death of this "it's commercial and therefore automatically sucks" attitude. it's just another bandwagon, you can blah blah blah popular culture, blah blah blah sheep, all you want. but you're doing the same goddamn thing. how about make up your own mind on individual merit? that'd be something differant.
Disclaimer: the above is aimed at noone in particular, i'm just having a rant, and i know full well it's off topic. just suck it up and don't b!tch at me.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
well, you know... there's always an exception to the rule...
Written by: PeleWritten by: FoxInDocs
i hate to be a party-pooper, but how about you guys show me some lyrics that you've written that're better before you go trashing other people's hard work. afterall, they're the one's making the top 40, not you.
Phish was never top 40, that's for sure! lol
well, you know... there's always an exception to the rule...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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Location: On top of a Nipple
Posted:
Wait wait wait.
im not saying that commercial music is BAD, im saying its not as good as UN-commercial music.
i listen to lots of commercial artists.
i bashed IM a bit, but they`re in my top 10 favorite artists...
and the pop culture`s music nowadays SUCK.
im talking about pop culture, music like Stuff on the MTV...
and believe me, i really dont think that Skazi cares what i say about him. as you said he is making millions playing in festivals and Big commercial parties, and im making dimes playing at underground parties, so i dont think he really gives a damn
Wait wait wait.
im not saying that commercial music is BAD, im saying its not as good as UN-commercial music.
i listen to lots of commercial artists.
i bashed IM a bit, but they`re in my top 10 favorite artists...
and the pop culture`s music nowadays SUCK.
im talking about pop culture, music like Stuff on the MTV...
and believe me, i really dont think that Skazi cares what i say about him. as you said he is making millions playing in festivals and Big commercial parties, and im making dimes playing at underground parties, so i dont think he really gives a damn
Love is Life
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old hand
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Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Posted:
And there was me thinking it was all a bit of fun...
And there was me thinking it was all a bit of fun...
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
Good Ol' Yarn For Hair
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Posted:
Lol... true... we really shouldn't bash lyrics unless we can write better... even still, try these one of for size. And, you know what, BONUS POINTS for everyone who can tell me where they came from!
"Conquest.
It's just another type.... of quest.
They called it a conquest...
Of the Planet of the Apes."
"I vomited up my loneliness, and just lay there, measuring it all up"
Lol... true... we really shouldn't bash lyrics unless we can write better... even still, try these one of for size. And, you know what, BONUS POINTS for everyone who can tell me where they came from!
"Conquest.
It's just another type.... of quest.
They called it a conquest...
Of the Planet of the Apes."
"I vomited up my loneliness, and just lay there, measuring it all up"
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
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enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
Posted:
Well. Bad lyrics surely can't be mentioned without some of that Fred Durst magic;
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your
In this talk of being nasty about lyrics, I would point out that what we're doing is all a bit self-deprecating, as most of us are putting up songs that we've heard enough to be able to recal the lyrics. Even songs we have quite liked. Now we use hindsight to make a joke of it. And why not eh?
(And yes, I was once quite a fan of Limp Bizkit)
Well. Bad lyrics surely can't be mentioned without some of that Fred Durst magic;
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your
In this talk of being nasty about lyrics, I would point out that what we're doing is all a bit self-deprecating, as most of us are putting up songs that we've heard enough to be able to recal the lyrics. Even songs we have quite liked. Now we use hindsight to make a joke of it. And why not eh?
(And yes, I was once quite a fan of Limp Bizkit
) Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
but anyways... lyrics that i actually really do *love*... that you're all gonna put in the "bad lyrics" pile
from qwen:
"my [censored] is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s"
seriously, lyrical genius, right up there with the beetles and "i am the wulrus coo coo ca choo"
but anyways... lyrics that i actually really do *love*... that you're all gonna put in the "bad lyrics" pile
from qwen:
"my [censored] is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s"
seriously, lyrical genius, right up there with the beetles and "i am the wulrus coo coo ca choo"
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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