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newbie
18 posts
Location: England (UK)
newbie
18 posts
Location: England (UK)
Posted:
Inspired by the outstanding level of awful lyrics in the Rock Thread I thought the topic deserved a little corner of its own!
A few to kick us off:
"Once he built missiles, a nations defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents"
Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge
"Legalistic people suck
Legalism makes me sick
I wonder what makes them tick
I wanna go and puke on it"
MXPX - I'm The Bad Guy
"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say"
Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Lol, and if you thought the Maiden one was bad:
"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
genius!!!
Inspired by the outstanding level of awful lyrics in the Rock Thread I thought the topic deserved a little corner of its own!
A few to kick us off:
"Once he built missiles, a nations defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents"
Iron Maiden - Man On The Edge
"Legalistic people suck
Legalism makes me sick
I wonder what makes them tick
I wanna go and puke on it"
MXPX - I'm The Bad Guy
"He was a boy
She was a girl
Can i make it any more obvious
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can i say"
Avril Lavigne - Skater Boy
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Lol, and if you thought the Maiden one was bad:
"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"
Donna Summer - MacArthur Park
genius!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
can anyone remember all the contravercy that this one song caused???
can anyone remember all the contravercy that this one song caused???
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old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...
Posted:
Yep, but I was very young... *looks up on the web to find out how young*...
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I was 10 years old!! But still remember bouncing around the living room to it with my older sister!
For anyone who doesn't know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebeneezer_Goode
Yep, but I was very young... *looks up on the web to find out how young*...
...
I was 10 years old!! But still remember bouncing around the living room to it with my older sister! For anyone who doesn't know: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebeneezer_Goode
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Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Posted:
Well once we were on a really long bus trip (12 hours) and we started singing "The wheels on the bus". We added our own verses after that, I think we had like 27 or something, including "The TV on the bus goes 'GHGHGHGHG!'" (thats supposed to be static sound coz the TV was broken) But yeh. It was a very long bus trip. And we were bored.
Well once we were on a really long bus trip (12 hours) and we started singing "The wheels on the bus". We added our own verses after that, I think we had like 27 or something, including "The TV on the bus goes 'GHGHGHGHG!'" (thats supposed to be static sound coz the TV was broken) But yeh. It was a very long bus trip. And we were bored.
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
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Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Posted:
Its scarey, but I actually have that song (Ebeneezer Goode) somewhere on my pc. I remember it so well. I think it was by a band called the Shamen?
Its scarey, but I actually have that song (Ebeneezer Goode) somewhere on my pc. I remember it so well. I think it was by a band called the Shamen?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
i would have stabbed you in the throat after the 12th new verse was added
with a spoon
Written by: JonnyRok
Well once we were on a really long bus trip (12 hours) and we started singing "The wheels on the bus". We added our own verses after that, I think we had like 27 or something, including "The TV on the bus goes 'GHGHGHGHG!'" (thats supposed to be static sound coz the TV was broken) But yeh. It was a very long bus trip. And we were bored.
i would have stabbed you in the throat after the 12th new verse was added
with a spoon
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