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Location: South Wales

due to the wonderful medium theat is the internet, i have been able to download a silly ammount of beavis and butthead episodes....some of the lines they use are fantastic. take this example:

butthead: Um..why are we going to Stuarts house again?

Beavis: cos hes got diarea

both: huh, huh, hee, huh huh, dirarea, huh huh

it just cracked me up...mike judge (the creator) is a genius!

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Location: Rochester, NY, USA

"You gotta have stuff that sucks, to have stuff that's cool."
- Butt-head

"I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my Bunghole!"
- Beavis

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English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...

Nurse: "This cream is for skin irritation."
Butt-head: "ah ah ha... she said for skin."

"we got a beer"... "Hey baby"

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

ChorinBRONZE Member
217 posts
Location: Dorking, Surrey, United Kingdom

huh huh, huh huh, you said hole huh huh

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!

Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants

PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia

Butthead: Dammit Beavis, yer messing up my walk-a-wear!
Beavis: No way! Yer wrinkling my fresh gear!

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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