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Would you care to reword that - possibly without the vaild question bit - so that people could reply to it.
As, right now, it reads as really angry. If you tone it down it could be a decent thread. "I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean "...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean
It's very simple, really. If we crossed apples and oranges, people wouldn't be able to tell others that they are comparing apples to oranges anymore. We can't just run around blithely endangering English expressions, now, can we? -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts Location: London
Rather than just sit around complaining about fruit, i've decided to take matters into my own hands. This is a copy of a letter i've sent to God. I couldn't find his address, so I folded it up and hid it under a filing cabinet. If he's all he's cracked up to be, then he'll be able to find it.
I've been getting frustrated by fruit that don't comply to the geometric shapes they're meant to be.
Oranges should be spherical. Clearly thats the shape they're attempting to conform to. However their attempt is rubbish. Most oranges are bumpy dimpled and vaguely misshapen.
I demand standard spherical oranges from now on. If you could implement this immediately I would be most grateful, and would also have to concede that contrary to my current position, you do in fact exist. And if you make them easier to peel it would be nice too.
Yours in total disbelief of your veracity, Simon Purdie (aged 23 and a quarter) "Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
well i guess my prayers have been answered
there ARE other people in this world as Orpple loving as i am
im sooooooo gonna waste government money on this product, hell they waste it on finding out if a Spider creates insane webs when on LSD why cant i blow it on my Orpple...whose with me? I'll start a world wide ring of hope known as Orpple for those who cant Orp...
*pauses and waits for heavenly chorus to appear* and there was much rejoicing If life was a ball of fire...i would be the poi sustaining it
Well Flynt...you and a special person of your choice are off to the place where Hollywood stars will never go in there lifetime...ISTANBUL! *not Constantinopul* If life was a ball of fire...i would be the poi sustaining it
hmmmm Cash prizes = no can do...im a poor broke Uni student remember...i can barely afford to eat anything other than pasta...mmmmmmmmm pasta *insert throat gurgle here* If life was a ball of fire...i would be the poi sustaining it
Great...now I'm hungry, its insanely early in the morning and I can't find an Orple anywhere! I suppose its too cold to grow them in Canada? Maybe if I get a greenhouse? Xirtam And Daddy! They took my boot!
quote:Originally posted by Xirtam: Great...now I'm hungry, its insanely early in the morning and I can't find an Orple anywhere! I suppose its too cold to grow them in Canada? Maybe if I get a greenhouse? Xirtam
no Orple's huh? Any Lipples? If life was a ball of fire...i would be the poi sustaining it
awwwwwww i tried :-( see what you did now...you basically staffed me in the acorns damm that is the most painful thing in the world...other than a poi in the nether regions... my eyes water at the site of it
I WANT TEN LIPPLE'S IN MY MOUTH
he he he...that sounds wierd when saying it fast
TEN LIPPLES TEN LIPPLES TEN LIPPLES TEN LIPPLES TEN LIPPLES TEN LIPPLES If life was a ball of fire...i would be the poi sustaining it