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Superman
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Posted:What is a CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a DOG? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss! 9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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Super'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


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Dr.NoodleHead
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Posted:Nice one - quite uncannily accurate methinks
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.On the subject......."I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner Noods


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Dr.NoodleHead
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Posted:Sorry, can't resist this one......."Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert Anson Heinlein
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Superman
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

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Location: Houston, Texas

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Posted:Heres another difference...Dogs: These humans feed me, take out side, provide me with shelter, warmth, love, caring, medicine, any and all provisions. They make sure i am happy and care for my every need....they must be gods.Cats: These humans feed me, take out side, provide me with shelter, warmth, love, caring, medicine, any and all provisions. They make sure i am happy and care for my every need....i must be a god..EnjoySuper'------------------"Only the warrior that hears the call will know when to leave, Where to go" -unknown"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


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Shibaki


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Posted:Cats were worshipped thousands of years ago...They have never forgotten this.
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------------------~I dont care if they eat me alive, Ive got better things to do than survive. ~Ani


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N8


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Posted:Did anybody worship dogs?------------------Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...

Care of other people's approval and you become their prisoner.Live fully, Rave wholly.Fluid are the movements of my strings...

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Dr.NoodleHead
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

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Posted:Didn't Anubis have a dog's head?Noods

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Superman
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Posted:i worshiped a dog in highschool. Then i broke up with her after three months. I did everything for her, then she cheated on me...but im not bitter. [image]http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">Super'------------------[/image]"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams"- Willy Wonka

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emthren


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Posted:Methinks Anubis had the head of a jackal, but... close enough.

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Dr.NoodleHead
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Posted:Aha....methinks you is right. Still, I reckon he'd prefer Bonios over Kitty-chunks
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