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awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Welcome....

biggrin

Your room...

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ubblol haha, birgit!! I'm choosing to interpret that in the worst possible way... tongue oh, and joe cocker would've been much better wink

chicken!! glad u liked the show... biggrin you *DID* like the show, didn't u?

bek: hehehehe, now, I *KNOW* u liked the show... hug oooh, better put something on...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hahaha! yeah... shouldn't be typing striptease song lines first thing in the morning! My hat was still asleep. or something ubblol Unintended innuendos, I like!

It HAS to be Tom Jones though, cause I witnessed a Welsh Tom Jones and Elvis impersonator doing the funniest version of it I ever heard. Complete with Elvis-style clothes, but with the Welsh dragon. And he was taking off his fake chest hair while he was singing it. Ewwwwwwwwwww!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I don't much care for real chest hair, much less the fake version, a little is alright, but I don't want a mouth full of...wait...shhhhhh....I didn't say a thing!!!!

And I do prefer the Joe Cocker version....

Loved the show, my sweet.....aww.....was enjoying the view!!!
hug ubbloco hug

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*wanders in, whistling innocently*

Hey guys! What'd I miss?

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
*Doesn't follow Bek's instructions*

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Well, then.....Hope you enjoyed the striptease, Andy!!! wink

Chelly!!! How's it going Chiclet!?!? hug

Now, if you'd been around before, the Highlands would be a bit warmer for a while!!! biggrin ubblol

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
warmer?? show me the secrets......

i always seem to walk in after the action is finished... frown

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Oh, there's ALWAYS something going on around here!!!

Nekkid twister...Batik sarongs...and strip shows!!!....among other things!!!

Need to decide on some deco soon, tho....is a bit spare!!!
What goes with a Twister Mat? bounce ubbrollsmile bounce

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
birgit: ubblol too funny... sounds like elvis/tom jones meets austin powers... "you're hairy... like animal..." "grrr, baby... very grrrrrrrr..."

hey bek: this what u had in mind...? ubbangel


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that, of course, would be the "dinner" table... tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Mmmmm.....well....that kind of depends.....are you dinner??? wink ubbloco

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Pogo69


chicken!! glad u liked the show... biggrin you *DID* like the show, didn't u?



well if by 'liked' you meant 'was in pain from looking at your glaring white legs'... then yes... I liked the show.

*giggles*

Im sure you are a master stripper Pat.
hug ubblol

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
**uncontrollable giggles**

ubblol rolleyes ubblol

But he's still just *SO* cute!!! ubblove hug ubblove

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I so decided to check this thread again at the *very* wrong time, didn't i?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Valura


well if by 'liked' you meant 'was in pain from looking at your glaring white legs'... then yes... I liked the show.




*gasp*

when did u see my legs!!!!! eek

 Written by: Valura


Im sure you are a master stripper Pat.




*shakes head* if I had a dollar for every time I heard that, chicken... I'd be a very rich man, indeed... tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: fyrespirit


**uncontrollable giggles**

ubblol rolleyes ubblol

But he's still just *SO* cute!!! ubblove hug ubblove



careful with the encouragement, hun... this strip reflex has a hair trigger on it... biggrin

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: lil dragon with exquisite timing



I so decided to check this thread again at the *very* wrong time, didn't i?





*whistles innocently*



not sure what u mean, rougie...



...



...



...oooh, it's after 6:00pm... dinner's ready... ubblol

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I thought you were about to say "it's after 6pm - i'm allowed to be dirty" ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Heehee.....he's always a dirty little boy!!! wink

Hair trigger strip reflex... umm...well...

...onyourmarkgetsetgo... tongue bounce

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*tsk, tsk* lil dragon, u clearly have a one track mind... rolleyes

*cues music* *`what lurks on channel x` from rob zombie`s `american music to strip by` floats across the room* wink

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ooooh Pat, do you actually have one of those dinner tables? bounce bounce bounce

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
*Jumps on to unthreatening-looking dinner table*
bouncebouncebounce

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
birgit: I'm living at my mother's place... where would I put it? shrug

 Written by: my screwed up imagination


pat: hey ma... I bought a new dinner table...

mum: what for? where are you going to put it? shouldn't you be saving your money? did you wear *that* to work? (oops, I digress)

pat: well, when I saw it, I knew I just had to have it... so for now, I'm using it as a bed

mum: ok then... *mum walks towards my room, sees new table and pauses*

...

...

...

mum: get... out... of... my... house




andy: if you hang around here too much longer, you'll have not a single act of debauchery to achieve by the time you hit 15... tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
well.... I don't know... there might be an attic that your mum doesn't go to or something shrug

I want one though, it looks like a fun... urmmm... dinner table, only I wouldn't have the space (and the money).

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
my favourite part was "written by: my screwed up imagination" tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
ubblolI do adore your writing talents, Mr Pogo!!! ubblol

*grabs drink and waits for second strip show to begin*

I don't know what we're gonna do about you, Andy! Run from a wookee yell, yet crawl right up onto the 'dinner table?'
*shakes head*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: fyrespirit



Chelly!!! How's it going Chiclet!?!? hug

Now, if you'd been around before, the Highlands would be a bit warmer for a while!!! biggrin ubblol



ubblol ubblol ubblol

I is fine thanking you! It's quite warm here today anyway, but I have a feeling it's only going to get hotter by the looks of things in here....... wink

*grabs drink and sits next to fs*

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*refills everybody's cups, then sits down with the rest*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
 Written by: fyrespirit


ubblolI do adore your writing talents, Mr Pogo!!! ubblol

*grabs drink and waits for second strip show to begin*

I don't know what we're gonna do about you, Andy! Run from a wookee yell, yet crawl right up onto the 'dinner table?'
*shakes head*



Didn't the wookie leave?? hug

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Chelly...getting warmer by the second!!! devil biggrin

Thanks for the refill, Birgit.....was getting a little low! beerchug

Now, Andy...yes, the wookie is gone...you either participate in the show or keep the ladies drinks filled....be a good lil 'cabana boy in training'....just get down off of that table before you fall!!! You're liable to hit your head on the floor and break it...the floor, that is!!! wink hug

Pogo, darlin'.....gets to it!!! bounce ubblove ubbloco ubblove bounce

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
*starts moaning something along the lines of "staps, chains, arms, get off?" ubblol

THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned


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