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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Come join me in the dunce corner. You get to colour in (and go out of the lines!), play dressing up, and you even get a carton of deliciouse warm curdled milk mmmmm!
Common reasons for being put in here are...
Not knowing when to use to and too.
Not knowing when to use there and theire...or how to spell the latter.
Not knowing when to use an apostrophe
Not knowing your six time tables, or how to work out percentages.
Not knwoing how many days are in August
Just to name a few!
*plays with a shiney red balloon for an hour*
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Written by: Brit_Joe
Not knwoing how many days are in August
how about knowing how to spell 'knowing'
Owner of Dragosani's right side.
240 posts
Location: Vienna
how many days ARE in August?
Not a spinner!
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
31
*todles off to the smartypants corner*
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
240 posts
Location: Vienna
*throws crayons*
Not a spinner!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*places dryed peas up his nostrils*
i can count to potato 1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Ha Ha Ha!! I still find this thread really funny...
Joe, You forgot: Using 'Ide' instead of 'I'd'
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
Mr Majestic, wait for meeeee!
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I was only put here cos I forgot to clean out my chinchilla. He smells now.
And I never did learn by 8 times table. Percentages are beyond me.
None of this ever did me any harm.
*stuffs a marble up Ravehead's nostril*
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*sits eating PVA glue from a spatula*
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Its 'with' isnt it? Ahh come join me my duncicle friend.
Dr boo
yes my cage is rather smelly at the moment, and I am rather thin as I havnt been fed in about 6 months at least, but your back with us thats the thing. Had any more accidents Mrs Bump? Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
453 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
My little furry friend, how could you be thin with all this glue and crayons to eat?
No more accidents recently - unless you count bashing my hand on a squash wall, and losing my credit card this afternoon....
*joins Ravehead eating glue while stuffing lego heads in his ears*
Boo x
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
don't you just love sticking pencils up your nose?
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
422 posts
Location: Atlanta, GA, USA
Written by: Brit_Joe
*plays with a shiney red balloon for an hour*
Balloon! Red! Where?!? Can I play, too?
.... and you forgot buying stocks in internet companies.
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Have you done that KB? Those things in my first post all relate to what I never botherd to learn in school.
More ballooooons, but there still in the packet though, does anyone have any saftey scissors, im not aloud to use sharp things
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates
Mmm...
*eats cake*
I like cheese.
Can we make pointless objects with pipecleaners? I LOOVE pipecleaner horsies.
"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman
Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
tinfoil puppies are cooler!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Oh goody! I feel at home now...
*starts drawing on the walls*
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
*skulks in sucking on thumb looking around*
oh wow, that guy can fit more peas up his nose than me!! so not fair!!
*sits and continues to suck thumb, watchin people*
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates
Tinfoil puppies are cooler, but mine bit me.
Ow.
"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman
Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
aw back in the day .......
*shifty eyes*
*gets the recorder out*
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*spits paper wads at the back of mr majestics head than looks all innocent every time he looks around*
*spit*
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Starts drawing anatomically correct phaluses (phali?) on the blackboard...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
*spits paper wad at neon shaolin while he faces the black board*
*spit*
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Well now we know the answer to THAT question...?
Wasn't me Miss!
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Written by: ravehead
*spits paper wads at the back of mr majestics head than looks all innocent every time he looks around*
*spit*
*throws test tube of acid on ravehead i stole from the science dept.*
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
*continues posting through I.T lesson*
THE hop Pyro.
(with parents)
Unowned
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*turns his pen into a very accurate harpoon gun with the help of some sellotape and an elastic band stolen from the art class, and fires it with expert precision at neon's head*
Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!
Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd
XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX
O.B.E.S.E.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
* Deflects the harpoon with his hereditary Satanic telekinesis and liquifies TMSMN's organs into chocolate syrup*
*grabs a spoon*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
spooney spooney spoon spoon dave
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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