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Sometimes scientists make such profound discoveries I just have to tell all my friends.
Scientist says Stonehenge a monument to female genitalia
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Location: San Diego California
Yep, that is a theory
If I could think of anything else to say I would but for now... thats it
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.
Atleast it's not suggesting druids used their magic super powers and their robot horses to build stone henge to make a landing pad for aliens.
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Location: OK, USA
Yeah, but that would at least be somewhat cooler (I am sci-fi geek).
Hey wait, that must mean there's some sort of counterpart to the Stonehenge, right? Perhaps the leaning tower of Pisa (it is old, after all)
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Location: South Wales
"...first thought of Stonehenge's connection to women after noticing how some of the stones were smooth, while others were left rough."
Well that explains it all doesnt it!
oh a giant haze has been lifted from my eyes...i can see properly now!
what a load of shit.
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Crazy people, As if
Oooo, lookie here par, this here house brick looks like a squirrels dick, thats why we build houses,
to worship the squirrels.
I mean, Come on!!!!
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy
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[ 07. March 2003, 00:45: Message edited by: Trippy Hippy ]
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I dunno. Seems fair enough to me.
Stonehenge isn't a functional structure (unless you reckon its a calendar), so its there for some ritual purpose, to symbolise something.
This guys theorys and reasoning aren't gone into on the site, so it's hard to judge how justified it is. But why say that it's "wack-ass" or obviously shit? Because druids didn't know about women's bits? Take a look at that giant chalk dude on the hillside and his enormous... um... feet. And that representing the Mother Goddess stuff sounded convincingly druidic to me, but I'm no expert.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
729 posts
Location: OK, USA
Sensationalism, my friend
I originally intended to title it "Stonehenge is a giant vagina!!" But I thought that sort of thing might be considered offensive, so I gave it a funny, quirky sort of subject that would draw the eyes.
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quote:Astar, that's so silly, I can't even begin.
Originally posted by Astar:
Atleast it's not suggesting druids used their magic super powers and their robot horses to build stone henge to make a landing pad for aliens.
It was built by aliens as a landing pad for Elvis!
Sheesh, can't you get anything right?
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Location: Richmond, Virginia
Naw, I'm pretty sure, he's a got a 'whack ass' theory.
The stones were used as a temple, a calendar, and as it has been quite effectively presented, an astromony tool as well. They were erected with amazingly advanced geometric exactness. The precise placement of the stones correlate directly with the movements of stars, predicatable cosmic events, eclipses, lunar phases, one of the stones even match the rising sun's position on the summer solstice perfectly.
While it's true we don't know for sure what those crazy Druids were up to, I'm pretty sure it was not an ode to women's unmentionables.
What was that show called again? "The Vagina Megaliths" No, no, Monologues! That's it...
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
hold on there promotheus, you may have just provided more evidence to support the theory.
*ponders*
So.... stonehenge was an astronomy tool, women like horoscopes... and so... nah that can't be it.
Stonehenge was a calendar... calendars have months... lunar cycles are monthly.... lunar cycles have always been closely associated in ritual with women's menstrual cycles...
Face facts guys, its a big vagina.
[ 07. March 2003, 11:35: Message edited by: Rozi ]
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What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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Location: London
The Vagina Monoliths
thats classic
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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