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Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
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Total posts: 160
meow
happy little panda bear 
i love you
Mikefromglos holding several cans of beer "what time is?"
Someone random who only met once: ummm bout 8 in the morning
Mikefromglos : To early to drink then
Someone Random: Probebly
Mikefromglos: hmmm What time is it in australia
Somone Random: Drinking Time?
Mikefromglos: okay this big top tent At PLay is no officaly austrlia for the next 2 hours
Someone Random: good with me
I dont think dunc evver found out that we clamied the tent for australia though
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017
delectatio morosa, gaudium, desiderium
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Total posts: 160
i changed the clock once at my ex-girlfriends house when someone told me it was too early to be drinking
meow happy little panda bear
i love you
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017
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General Rougie - is it remustering or demotion if you volunteer for it?
And is this Army still doing anything?
*wander off into the corner*
better get ome bottles out, someone else will no doubt be along soon and want some...
*prepares bathtub with ice and stubbies of Speights*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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*stealthily penetrates the base perimeter to join the party*
heers' to you george. good luck with selling airports.
speaking of which, where is the HoP airforce based? perhaps you've already found your first customer!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Unless you want to come crawling back and bring free beer with you. Then you can come back. As long as it's good beer. No crap like Tooheys.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
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thats victorians for you...cheap to buy off.
*keeps a firm grip on his Cassy D* =D
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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i brought lots of carling with me
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Hmmm, Carling is larger isn't it?
Dammit, seems if I want good ales I'm going to need to get it myself. Hmph.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
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i dont want VB! i want to bribe you with it
i'm good at offering cheap bribes that i wouldnt take myself "but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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And Squires will be sufficient...mmm Squires!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017
Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
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PS how'd the TV talent thing go??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Total posts: 4693
*scoots off with pilfered ales* mwahahaha. i love this army, the only one that doesnt want to shoot me for beer pinchin.
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017
Sitting down facing forward . . .
Location: Christchurch
Total posts: 2387
Well that won't stop you from being punished for stealing beer. Bring it back or else...
(... or else I'll sic Rouge onta ya!) [so there!]
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
(P.S. Talent show didn't go so well, long story, will explain over beers at HoP birthday)
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Mar 2004
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how abouts we just have a ceasefire for the party? i'll even provide some cassy d. stock standard happiness!
ps. whats with the mix of old and new looking emoticons?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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We have new emotes now?? ooh!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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only jokin lol
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
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Just don't tell your parents you're drinking
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
I'm not left out because I'm young for once! that's so exciting! 
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
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