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*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in gitasguy's intro isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky )

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

hahaha that makes me feel much better *BUUUURP* lol so does that

meow
happy little panda bear

i love you

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

haha thats great. i love silly drunk moments like that.
i changed the clock once at my ex-girlfriends house when someone told me it was too early to be drinking

meow
happy little panda bear

i love you

*bumpity bump*

General Rougie - is it remustering or demotion if you volunteer for it?
And is this Army still doing anything?

*wander off into the corner*
better get ome bottles out, someone else will no doubt be along soon and want some...
*prepares bathtub with ice and stubbies of Speights*

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

you'd settle for VB roight?

thats victorians for you...cheap to buy off.

*keeps a firm grip on his Cassy D* =D

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

If you think VB is good beer then I'll run a tank over the top of you!

Hmmm, Carling is larger isn't it?

Dammit, seems if I want good ales I'm going to need to get it myself. Hmph.


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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

james squires golden ale?

i dont want VB! i want to bribe you with it i'm good at offering cheap bribes that i wouldnt take myself

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

There's no point offering them if noone except bogans will accept them

And Squires will be sufficient...mmm Squires!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.

perhaps i'm calln ya' a bogan?

*scoots off with pilfered ales* mwahahaha. i love this army, the only one that doesnt want to shoot me for beer pinchin.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

You're a Tasmanian. Do you really want to call me a bogan given all the material I have against you

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

he's a devil thing with fur and tornado-like spinning???!!!

Well that won't stop you from being punished for stealing beer. Bring it back or else...



(... or else I'll sic Rouge onta ya!) [so there!]

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.

lol, now there's a scary thought *imagines rouge chasing mjk with a flame thrower and a whirlwind towering inferno*

(P.S. Talent show didn't go so well, long story, will explain over beers at HoP birthday)

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

legal age limits? we even have those?

Just don't tell your parents you're drinking

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

YAY!!! I'm not left out because I'm young for once! that's so exciting!

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.