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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooh sounds fun... please may i be in the air force? blanket bombing and hug missiles sound like awesome!

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Excellent! We have an airforce under Wing Commander MiG!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
I couldnt resist, the mental image was too strong!

HoP Uniform!!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Sketch! That rocks some serious socks!



I now promote you to Lieutenant Sketch!
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Yes, officer rankings are given on a sucking up basis.



What did you think they were granted on? Merit?



oh, wait, that actually sounds like a good idea...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm an aeronautical engineer mr.mig sir...may i be of service in your air force?

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
eeexcellent.

I think we should practice bombing runs, to begin with.

Drop some pillows on that there group of innocent bystanders smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
*pops up from behind a bush still smoking Cuban*

Ooooh, can I head up the tactical covert pegging division? Do we have an engineering division? I could do with augmenting my splurge cannon with a bolt on pegger...

During a time of war, traditionally only one member of a squad is allowed a cuban. The same person also has to wear oversized sunglasses, and preferably have a badass attitude. cool

However, in the spirit of this operation, I declare FIREY BALLS to the rules, and Cubans all round!

*orders parachute air drop of crates of Cubans and ducks behind bush to await further instructions from General Rouge*

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
wooooooooo! promotion!

Hey, im no bystander!

*dodges pillows*

Hey, we dont have a mascot yet..........

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
I know Rougie ubblol

Still like Mme Hari...

Getting to the other side smile


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
so wheres the rednecks??

*picks up ropedart*

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I don't know about a mascot (Because I'm very biased and will say a dragon wink)

But how about a logo. insignia. thingo. doova....BADGES!!!!

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Zoom in on dubya!!! He's a f****** idiot and all Americans are now screwed!!!

Get me the f*** out of here!!! Please!!!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


fNiGOLD Member
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA


Posted:
I'd like to enlist under Dunc's Glomp Platoon. I'm an expert in tackleglomping..and errr...tackleglomping biggrin

oh...and sneaky wink

kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Signing up for duty!!

I dont have many skills, other than my pharmaceutical / chemical / biological knowledge... which I could use in preperation for chemical and biological warfare!!

We can use my two deadliest weapons, a cup of tea and a spliff biggrin

hug

TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
i'll enlist biggrin

i could be a human missile, you could shoot me from the unicycle tanks and ill hug people at high speed ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


miestamember
101 posts

Posted:
ubblol i can just imagine it. a bunch of naked people running into battle with their fire staffs and poi, classic!

juggle grinades and twirl flame-throwers. everyone will be yelling, "have you got a lighter?"

consider me enlisted, ill bring the lighter.

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Nekkid? Get with it lad! we have uniforms! They're clearly outlined on page one of this thread...

however a nekkid platoon may well be a good idea...merge with the glomping platoon under Lieutenant Dunc!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
I'm in!

The Airforce sounds like a good option. The pillow bombs will do wonders with me...

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
Uh humm..... *puts up hand* what about me.... I was the original!!! Can i be like the Osama of our Army. The spiritual leader seeing as i have the ability to make people say and do anything i like. You can still run the show. But everyone will look up to me for there spiritual guidance. ubbidea

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
ubblol Paul? You for spiritual guidance? Oh there is just something fundamentally wrong with that. wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Good work, Lad!

Or should I say Captain Brenn?
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Awesome! Thank you General! hug smile

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
 Written by: Gidg


ubblol Paul? You for spiritual guidance? Oh there is just something fundamentally wrong with that. wink


Umm... my star sign say that jobs that would suit me would be a teacher/preacher that sort of stuff. Maybe i can finally put the calling of the cosmos into action!!! ubblol

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
ubblol Oh the world will never be the same! ubblol

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Oh, Paul...youjust said the wrong thing...now I've got to look you up on my astrology site!!! Will let you know if you're worth saving or not!!!



biggrin biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
https://www.astro.com/cgi/showgif.cgi?lan...;res=63&va=

There ya go, dude!!!

Give me a bit to analyze the data and I'll tell you allllllll about yourself!!!!!
biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Captain Brenn! You will salute when you address me! go on! go copy the little salute emoticon and post again!!!\

Private Paul...hmmm....ithe jury is still out about whether i promote you to chaplain paul...but it does have a very strange ring to it ubblol ubblol

(has images of you conducting a service with kilnger being the only one attending in his sunday best tongue)

Where's doc! we are going to need some medics!!!!! glomps can give bruised knees you know!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
 Written by: fyrespirit


https://www.astro.com/cgi/showgif.cgi?lan...;res=63&va=

There ya go, dude!!!

Give me a bit to analyze the data and I'll tell you allllllll about yourself!!!!!
biggrin


Ummm.... my birthday is 1980 not 1979. If that changes anything
biggrin

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
ooh ooh! i want astrology thing! pick me!

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


DedphrogSILVER Member
member
50 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


however a nekkid platoon may well be a good idea...merge with the glomping platoon under Lieutenant Dunc!



I'll volunteer to run this platoon...if you need us we'll be under the shade tree doing jumping-jacks! sunny

sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh! i also have my motorbike.....errr.....i mean.... chariot of steel, which gives us the capability to chase off chavs and boyracers. i need a lance........

Cavalry! anyone else have a trusty steed to ride into battle?

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


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